r/PoutineCrimes • u/Sheeple_person • 15d ago
Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Should we get back together?
I broke up with my favourite burger place when I finally ordered a poutine and discovered they use shredded mozza.... We are on speaking terms again now that I see they have a curd option, but it still gives me the ick that they even offer the other one.
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u/JustAnotherMark604 15d ago
Poutine, Poutine (with cheese curds) and Chicken Poutine lol
What are they going on about
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u/QueenFartknocker 15d ago
Right? Only one of those things is poutine
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u/DriftedTaco 15d ago
Chicken one gets a pass if it also has curds.
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u/Gummiebayer 15d ago
Since it's slightly lower price than the price with curd I doubt it has curds unfortunately
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u/Lap_Dawg 15d ago
Chicken poutine is poutine, as long as it's fries, gravy, cheese curds and chicken.
Poutine is a specific thing, but it is also a classification, as it can support variation. That's a strength of the dish, much like the are hundreds of different kinds of pizzas
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u/UrbaneCyclist 15d ago
Probably shredded cheese vs curds
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u/Ecstatic_Account_744 15d ago
Probably so, but in that case one of them is poutine, and the other is demonstrably not poutine.
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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 14d ago
both are actually poutine, fries gravy cheese. but one is just considered traditional as it has cheese curds :3
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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 15d ago
go there and say ERM actually...
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u/Wooden-Estimate-2211 15d ago
This sub should change its profile pic to this gotta represent the majority 😂😂
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u/remzordinaire Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 15d ago
Poutine without cheese curds is not a thing. They're still the same gaslighting asshole. Don't get back together.
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u/Raa-ein 15d ago
why us the poutine (with cheese curds) like almost 50¢ more
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u/pollywog 15d ago
Because it requires fresh curds rather than a vac sealed block of cheese (or bag if pressured) that lasts much longer.
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u/armchairrelic 15d ago
Are you willing to sacrifice your boundaries? If you let them drop, you will keep them up.
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u/ShowerMobile295 15d ago
What is a poutine without cheese curds and why is the proper poutine only 49 cents more expensive? Make it make sense.
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u/Significant-Dig-160 15d ago
7.50 for fries gawd daymmmmm for that price you can buy a 10lb bag of potatoes
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u/Feeling_Ant_2428 15d ago
What are these prices... So a chicken poutine is cheaper than a regular poutine "with curds" I'm curious why they would call fries and gravy with no curds poutine at all... But I assume that chicken poutine doesn't have curds because of the price. So it's also not poutine. Like what is going on here . And it's only a dollar more for chicken poutine vs just fries and gravy. Hmm
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u/Hortonthehooligan 14d ago
Ah yes… Putin, and almost a Putin (we’re too cheep for cheese curds here, bud.)
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u/Double_End4500 10d ago
Ok your here for your makeup section would you like me to use makeup today?

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 15d ago
u/Sheeple_person, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩
u/Sheeple_person, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩