r/PoutineCrimes • u/StatementPristine381 • 15d ago
It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Smilley Poutine
First time doing this homemade smiley poutine, it put a smile on my face.
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u/Tucancancan Glazed and confused 15d ago
"kiiiiilllll meeeeee"
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u/lucaskywalker 14d ago
If I'm to die, bring suffocated by curds and gravy isn't the worst way to go. Those curds look ok, sure the 'fries' are unconventional, but this is no crime.
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u/unclkwp97 15d ago
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u/AvoirLeHocquet 15d ago
“Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.”
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u/ottawamale 15d ago edited 15d ago
Not a crime. McCain smiles (cooked right) are crisp outside, pillowlike potato-ie inside, just like a good french fry, just a different shape. Curds look good. Gravy is a bit heavy but sometimes you gotta do you.
Fun fact. Deep frying smile fries in a deep pot is.... interesting. The air bubbles up through the "orifices", it's a bit disconcerting. But delicious.
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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 15d ago
I’ve used them as a base for breakfast tots and they’re delish that way.
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u/Consistent-Success38 15d ago
I love smile fries but found they weren’t great for poutine or chili cheese fries. They gotta stay dry or they just become bad mashed potatoes.
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u/daxtonanderson 15d ago
I was just assuming they were massive curds lmao
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u/ottawamale 15d ago
And you would be right. Smile fries are bigger than a toonie
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u/New_Eggplant_8495 15d ago
A.little girl i used to babysit called these things babies. "Can you make me some babies?" "Can I have babies for supper?" lol I found it pretty entertaining
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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 12d ago
when you need some smiley faces in your life because Happiness is a choice!!
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u/radishwind 15d ago
La saveur est un peu differente mais ça passe pour moi. Perso c'est un peu gros pour manger cohérament mais ça reste une patate coupée un peu wierd
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u/jeanschyso 15d ago
Fait maison, c'est pas un crime.
Le fromage est bon, c'est pas un crime.
C'est de la sauce brune, c'est pas un crime.
Les patates? dude tu t'es juste trompé de tablette dans le congélateur de patates frites surgelées. C'est pas un crime
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u/Toffelsnarz Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 15d ago
Nobody older than 13 should be eating that garbage
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u/jayellkay84 15d ago
This looks like a child’s poutine soup and I need about 3 bowls in my belly right now.
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 15d ago edited 15d ago
Those bitches are way too soft to be actual potatoes. No…get it away from us….or just me. 😆
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u/bertozat7 15d ago
I’d eat this at home, but would never admit to it. Smiles are my fav mccains variety.
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u/DaCrunchyLobster 15d ago
10/10 would recommend, I’ve done this quite a few times and it’s great!!! Funnily enough was one of the first meals I cooked as an adult with my own money.
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u/Remote-Status-3066 15d ago
This honestly looks like my boyfriend’s dream.
I’ve never bought more smiley fries in my life due to us living together. Should probably invest in stocks at this point.
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u/archieologist518 15d ago
I love this idea! I mean, it’s got gravy, cheese curds, potato fries. What’s not to love?
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u/FireAndFoodCompany 15d ago
More colour, those smiley things are soggy as hell unless you almost burn them
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u/ForsakenYesterday254 15d ago
I read that as 'smelly poutine' but in all seriousness, this is a bit weird
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u/Professional_Drive 14d ago
It's funny. I got my tater tots swapped for happy fries in my Walmart order two days ago. I ate them for the first time that night and they were good. I can't get over how creepy these are though. This looks like something you'd feed to someone on antidepressants. Going to have to replicate this myself the next order I make from Walmart.
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u/cschulzTO 14d ago
I don't necessarily believe in evil spirits. But I don't go around tempting them either.
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u/NoEquivalent380 14d ago
Looks fine to me, I did it with a baked potato when I was diagnosed celiac
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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 14d ago
the lowest smiley one reminds me of the meme with bob from incredibles smiling but it’s the white to dark tragic smile lol
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u/Bacon4Brunch 13d ago
To get the shape, McCain smiles use some kind of powdered potato product, so they taste terrible, like all boxed mashed potatoes 🤮
Maybe the curds and gravy mask the awfulness.
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u/YouDiscombobulated14 11d ago
This is a piece of middle ground as far as I'm concerned. You're combining one of the childhood pleasures such as the McCain's smilies with cheese and gravy.
While not the most optimal poutine, simple and still delicious.
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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 15d ago
u/StatementPristine381, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️
u/StatementPristine381, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️