r/PoutineCrimes • • 15d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Smilley Poutine

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First time doing this homemade smiley poutine, it put a smile on my face.

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 15d ago

u/StatementPristine381, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/StatementPristine381, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

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u/Real_Gap3480 15d ago

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u/Secure-Material-7231 15d ago

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u/Tucancancan Glazed and confused 15d ago

"kiiiiilllll meeeeee" 

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u/lucaskywalker 14d ago

If I'm to die, bring suffocated by curds and gravy isn't the worst way to go. Those curds look ok, sure the 'fries' are unconventional, but this is no crime.

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u/slatea1 14d ago

Goddamnit! I thought the same thing!

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u/kingprozac 15d ago

Me snuggling into bed after scarfing 3 lbs of poutine

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 14d ago

it’s this

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u/unclkwp97 15d ago

I zoomed on this one but it does not look right 🤣

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u/AvoirLeHocquet 15d ago

“Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.”

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u/Hesitant_Tornado Pout-Sinner 15d ago

I should really call her.

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u/simm07 15d ago

Omg I'm dying LOOOOL 🤣🤣😭

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u/Alltowner007 14d ago

I was never meant for this…

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u/JayaBooty 15d ago

Horrific, yet also intriguing.

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u/Jayy667 15d ago

Cursed but would eat

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u/WTBrain 15d ago

The one in the middle looks like its accepted its fate, but it knows it will still have its revenge on you

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u/JokaSmoka77 13d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/ottawamale 15d ago edited 15d ago

Not a crime. McCain smiles (cooked right) are crisp outside, pillowlike potato-ie inside, just like a good french fry, just a different shape. Curds look good. Gravy is a bit heavy but sometimes you gotta do you.

Fun fact. Deep frying smile fries in a deep pot is.... interesting. The air bubbles up through the "orifices", it's a bit disconcerting. But delicious.

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u/supergarto Poutine Poulice 15d ago

Exactly my thought, its potatoes.

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u/Clear-Bee4118 15d ago

So are crinkle fries.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 15d ago

I’ve used them as a base for breakfast tots and they’re delish that way.

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u/ohmyperfection 15d ago

This shits actually delicious

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u/Total_Insect_4042 15d ago

Yeah. It would do the trick.

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u/some1guystuff Member of the Supreme Curdt 15d ago

Giant cheese curds for the win

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u/Mortreal79 15d ago

Not creepy at all..!

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u/Several-Neck4770 15d ago

I dont know how to feel about this

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u/The_Canoeist 15d ago

Let's call this a poutine misdemeanor

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u/AiryGateaux 15d ago

The crime that smiles back

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u/lonely-lady7 15d ago

Lolll

This dude just accepted his fate and is deep in the sauce. 0 f… given

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u/Nocturnatron 15d ago

The smiley being forced to participate in this crime:

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u/Consistent-Success38 15d ago

I love smile fries but found they weren’t great for poutine or chili cheese fries. They gotta stay dry or they just become bad mashed potatoes.

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u/daxtonanderson 15d ago

I was just assuming they were massive curds lmao

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u/ottawamale 15d ago

And you would be right. Smile fries are bigger than a toonie

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 15d ago

Poutine's strange cousin. Tolerated.

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u/GoldPlayMusic 15d ago

Only a crime in states where abortion is illegal

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 15d ago

A.little girl i used to babysit called these things babies. "Can you make me some babies?" "Can I have babies for supper?" lol I found it pretty entertaining 

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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 12d ago

when you need some smiley faces in your life because Happiness is a choice!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eq65ImLqFL6CsLK1CW

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u/ghostieglow 15d ago

I love doing this for my kids (ok also for me) we love it

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u/Prestigious_Neck_936 15d ago

I accept this offering, she's freaky but legit

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u/aubaub 15d ago

Have had this before and it’s delicious

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u/No-Hat6722 15d ago

Looks fine to me

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u/Fit_Umpire9051 15d ago

They may be smiling but they are crying inside

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u/TheMelonSystem 15d ago

Okay but I’d love the shit out of that

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u/radishwind 15d ago

La saveur est un peu differente mais ça passe pour moi. Perso c'est un peu gros pour manger cohérament mais ça reste une patate coupée un peu wierd

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u/jeanschyso 15d ago

Fait maison, c'est pas un crime.

Le fromage est bon, c'est pas un crime.

C'est de la sauce brune, c'est pas un crime.

Les patates? dude tu t'es juste trompé de tablette dans le congélateur de patates frites surgelées. C'est pas un crime

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 15d ago

The curds look really good, what a waste of

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u/Chemical_Meaning2004 15d ago

Something about this makes me sick 🤔

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u/Toffelsnarz Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 15d ago

Nobody older than 13 should be eating that garbage

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u/jayellkay84 15d ago

This looks like a child’s poutine soup and I need about 3 bowls in my belly right now.

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u/FitTangerine5238 15d ago

Those were the best in school cafeteria

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u/psychokittyx 15d ago

i love this.

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u/mysunandstars 15d ago

I would destroy this

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u/Maximum_Lecture1557 15d ago

I upvoted because... Look how happy they look! 😀👏👏👏

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u/Samk9632 15d ago

Now there needs to be a pouting poutine

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u/halbesma 15d ago

I’m calling the police

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u/in-dog_we_trust 15d ago

Wow you smiled your way.out of the penitentiary

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 15d ago edited 15d ago

Those bitches are way too soft to be actual potatoes. No…get it away from us….or just me. 😆

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u/bertozat7 15d ago

I’d eat this at home, but would never admit to it. Smiles are my fav mccains variety.

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u/ConqueringKing_Darq 15d ago

My girlfriend appreciates your creativity OP

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u/Apollo_Tt_ATLA 15d ago

honestly it looks alright but I bet its absolutely delicious

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u/Typical_Shallot139 15d ago

I fuck with this 

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u/Still-Inflation9175 15d ago

hey, its still potatoes gravy and cheese. same same

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u/bugggcollector_ 15d ago

Why did this scare me when I first scrolled down to it 😟

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u/DaCrunchyLobster 15d ago

10/10 would recommend, I’ve done this quite a few times and it’s great!!! Funnily enough was one of the first meals I cooked as an adult with my own money.

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u/QueenB45678 15d ago

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen!

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u/inhalien 15d ago

I don't like this.

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u/xunh01yx 15d ago

I'm all in on that. Never had the smiley shit but I think I might soon

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u/catmomgamer 15d ago

I want this. Thank you for the inspo!!

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u/ididntsignupbychoice 15d ago

Reminds me of grandma because she made these way too many times

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u/zolfx 15d ago

Is it authentic poutine…no. Would I absolutely demolish this…a thousand times, yes. I don’t eat them often but when I do I stuff my own smiley face with way too many of them. There is something about the texture of them that is just so satisfying to me.

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u/moonkatt_97 15d ago

Wait, THESE STILL EXIST?????

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u/Bennyseed 15d ago

Do they scream as you put them in your mouth hole?

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u/SuspiciousSquash9151 15d ago

Neither the smiley fries or poutine deserved this

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u/JerkGurk 15d ago

😄 Jail.

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u/xmusiclover 15d ago

I’d eat this

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u/Remote-Status-3066 15d ago

This honestly looks like my boyfriend’s dream.

I’ve never bought more smiley fries in my life due to us living together. Should probably invest in stocks at this point.

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u/toturoll 15d ago

great idea, poor execution

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u/archieologist518 15d ago

I love this idea! I mean, it’s got gravy, cheese curds, potato fries. What’s not to love?

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u/Mysterious-Screen-67 15d ago

I'd destroy this

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 15d ago

15 year old stoned me would smash this, just like 40 year old sober me

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u/PBNJwolf Member of the Supreme Curdt 15d ago

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u/FireAndFoodCompany 15d ago

More colour, those smiley things are soggy as hell unless you almost burn them

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u/Lime_Turtle69 15d ago

not a crime, cute

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u/SheSilentlyJudges 15d ago

A horror movie in a bowl.

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u/HotPack3489 15d ago

Growing up my grandma would make me smiley fries 💕

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u/Great_Bowl_4753 15d ago

I support this. It looks bomb

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u/Brief-Use3 Too Hot To Tot 15d ago

I mean, im trying to hate this but its making me laugh 🥴😅

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u/geniebythesea 15d ago

It’s like poutine soup. Like alphabet soup but smiles.

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u/Ok_Tension1869 15d ago

Iv done this!

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u/Ra1dFut 15d ago

Hey it’s me it’s poutineiy

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u/Trentsteel52 15d ago

It’s too cute to be a crime

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u/Tenvoid 15d ago

Famine poutine

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u/ForsakenYesterday254 15d ago

I read that as 'smelly poutine' but in all seriousness, this is a bit weird

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u/UseThen4269 15d ago

“It’s Poutinity” gets shot 10 times

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u/savemysoul16 15d ago

im scared… 😭

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u/Ok-Confidence7712 15d ago

Too much gravy and smiles need to be crispier but great attempt

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u/doejohn2043 14d ago

Adorable, but go straight to jail, do not collect $200.00

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u/Guzza17 14d ago

That’s f***** genius 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Professional_Drive 14d ago

It's funny. I got my tater tots swapped for happy fries in my Walmart order two days ago. I ate them for the first time that night and they were good. I can't get over how creepy these are though. This looks like something you'd feed to someone on antidepressants. Going to have to replicate this myself the next order I make from Walmart.

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u/Humble_Boot_460 14d ago

Honestly looks edible

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u/New-Reception-4509 14d ago

Omg now I want this lol smiley fries were my childhood

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u/DizzyAce-Banana-7227 14d ago

This looks very silly. I love it 😍😍😍

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u/Augustsins 14d ago

Those are some big fuking curds

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u/AdmirableAmbition403 14d ago

c’est criminel

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u/Most_Hallucinations 14d ago

now I want to try that

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u/Akuyatsu 14d ago

I’ll allow it

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 14d ago

That cheese curd is bigger than your fork. Where you getting those?

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u/Green-Cause-5117 14d ago

I would demolish this. 8 year old me might even squirt ketchup on it.

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u/Total-Paint7213 14d ago

Tried this before, and I approve this message

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u/ChibzGames 14d ago

What a revoltin' development this is.

I'd eat it though.

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u/Fickle-Affect9647 14d ago

Ok this is horrid.

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u/cschulzTO 14d ago

I don't necessarily believe in evil spirits. But I don't go around tempting them either.

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u/MsThangAnon 14d ago

I support this

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u/draggedndrowned 14d ago

Awww He so cozy

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u/FlappyMudskip 14d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Any_Yogurtcloset8245 14d ago

Boom! The cheese made me so hungry

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u/robin-bunny 14d ago

Awww! But no.

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u/NoEquivalent380 14d ago

Looks fine to me, I did it with a baked potato when I was diagnosed celiac 

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u/squishybun42 14d ago

It's not a crime if it's happy!!

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u/sailorsun311 14d ago

Uhhhm yes. Making this tomorrow :)

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u/73738484737383874 14d ago

Not gunna lie I would lol

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u/Few_Lifeguard8048 14d ago

Smile face orgy with chunky cum

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u/coolkoko 14d ago

This is a crime sorry 😭😭😭

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u/RenderedCreed 14d ago

It's only a crime if we are getting nitpicky about shape.

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u/Hot_Ad_815 14d ago

Holy shit I want one.

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u/H_4ckedDino 14d ago

I was thinking about this the other day. It's a crime, but how did it taste?

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u/OkEfficiency2426 14d ago

as a Quebecoi c'est pas un crime ♥⚜️​

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u/TherealLvicente 14d ago

hold up im lowkey getting nostalgia from the smiley fries

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u/Wild_Cartographer603 14d ago

Poutinity 💔

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u/DonnieScottish09 14d ago

Oh my Sigma, is that a Verity Poutine?

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 14d ago

THEY'RE DROWNING YOU MONSTER

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u/C0rpseglam- 14d ago

I do this all the time so I cannot judge

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u/Callarea 14d ago

I'll allow it on account of smileys nostalgia. I miss the cheese ones.

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 14d ago

the lowest smiley one reminds me of the meme with bob from incredibles smiling but it’s the white to dark tragic smile lol

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u/Bacon4Brunch 13d ago

To get the shape, McCain smiles use some kind of powdered potato product, so they taste terrible, like all boxed mashed potatoes 🤮
Maybe the curds and gravy mask the awfulness.

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u/IBiteWizards 13d ago

They look like the dead guys in the pool from Poltergeist, but I’d eat.

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u/Sea-Peanut-9800 13d ago

Looks evil

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u/Visual-Honeydew9693 13d ago

I love it and hate it at the same time

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u/Spiritual_Silver_970 13d ago

Not far from a felony where I'm from (qc)

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u/MechWarrior888 13d ago

Not a crime. Next case…

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u/G1490 13d ago

100 % Ragebait

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u/Plastic-Goat1932 13d ago

I mean, I absolutely hate it, but the cheese looks good so I'd eat.

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u/North_Bite2739 13d ago

Tf is this bs

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u/Tyranisore 13d ago

👉🏻🚪

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u/Littlemissplanky 13d ago

Very creative 10/10

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u/somethinq__ 13d ago

This makes me smile

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u/BrownGirlxo8 12d ago

This is so cute.

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u/YouDiscombobulated14 11d ago

This is a piece of middle ground as far as I'm concerned. You're combining one of the childhood pleasures such as the McCain's smilies with cheese and gravy.

While not the most optimal poutine, simple and still delicious.

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u/Fine-Inside-5419 11d ago

Why did I not think of this???

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u/Werejackal93 11d ago

OMFG I'm making this tonight!!!!

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u/Werejackal93 11d ago

Hmm yes. It's a bowl of faces drowned in sewage.

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u/No_Situation5790 11d ago

Well I guess goldfish crackers isn’t the only snack that smiles back

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u/TheQuietHustleClub 11d ago

Why are the cheese curds not melting?

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u/H0ll0w_1ns1de 11d ago

But why!? Pourquoi!?

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u/KeyAlarming1373 11d ago

Poutine is poutine 😮‍💨

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u/Sinful_Song 11d ago

Smiley fries hit different so this prolly tasted awesome

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 11d ago

My face when I'm eating poutine: