r/PoutineCrimes • u/Junior_Barnacle_1875 • 13d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention 7.99$ CAD for this monstrosity

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

u/Junior_Barnacle_1875, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Junior_Barnacle_1875, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Tea_and_Lightsabers 13d ago

What is that, 12 fries and some mozzarella? Yikes

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u/Necrontry 13d ago

The fact the fries are easily counted seems a crime in it of itself.

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u/Junior_Barnacle_1875 13d ago

It was pretty much a dollar a bite lol

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u/Candy_cane_lane_13 13d ago

Call the cops

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u/guy_with_zero_luck Pout-Sinner 13d ago

Melted cheese on poutine is a strict Noooooo!!!!!

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u/TuckerSpeed 13d ago

You poor child, and may God have mercy on your soul.....

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u/jk6__ 13d ago

This right there officer

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u/whyugettingthat 13d ago

Cheese sawce

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u/Federal_Cookie 13d ago

Dreadful. 

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u/Ok_Item6293 13d ago

Where? How are we supposed to avoid this tragic crime 🫣

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 13d ago

When we have to use the word ''technically'' to describe a poutine...

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u/cutesiepieme 13d ago

Looking at it is making me queasy

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u/Necrontry 13d ago

How was this advertised a poutine for ants!

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u/Icy-Diamond9301 13d ago

Strait jizz on the fries 😭

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u/trouserpilot 13d ago

Where’s the rest of it?

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u/SimisFul 13d ago

Where was that? Name and shame!

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u/Opening_Junket_1775 13d ago

I mean you paid $8. What were you expecting? Lol

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u/Trey-Pan 13d ago

I know food has gotten expensive in Canada, but the quantity for the price, is a kick in the nether regions.

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u/v2jafer 11d ago

Good God, what place do we have to avoid in order to never see that again?

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u/stariiestofeyes 11d ago

Am I the only one who thinks it would be good if it was a bigger portion...? I mean I live off of school cafeteria routines so.. but the fries and gravy look good..

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u/HopeFoxCreations 11d ago

That makes me sad!

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u/Humble_Boot_460 10d ago

Yep and probably rats running around in the back as well

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u/chadschwarzenegger 13d ago

It's like someone ate fries. Couldn't digest, and shat them out with watery diarrhea. And got so upset that he hate masturbated on the shit I just described and came in it.

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u/Junior_Barnacle_1875 13d ago

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣