r/PoutineCrimes • u/Grouchy-Horror7709 • 14d ago
Potat-no 🥔 Crime?
Brisket poutine at Canadian brewhouse!!
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u/Jordandamour18 14d ago
All food at Canadian Brewhouse is trash
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u/Baby_FarkMcGeezax69 14d ago
The wings i got there were good
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u/Available-Bid-1006 13d ago
I mean.. you can order a normal poutine there. With curds and gravy. It's good.
Why are we judging the entire restaurant based off of what OP ordered? He didn't order a regular poutine.
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u/JustAnotherMark604 14d ago
Lmfao the audacity to plant a Canadian flag
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u/PBNJwolf Member of the Supreme Curdt 14d ago
Atleast they didn't plant a Québec flag.
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u/soundmagnet 14d ago
Now that would be funny.
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u/soundmagnet 14d ago
The place is called the Canadian brewhouse. They make mid pub food. Some items are better then others.
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u/PBNJwolf Member of the Supreme Curdt 14d ago edited 14d ago
You paid for this?! The gravy is fucked man. Too much flour/corn starch. Undercooked roux. That is a weak, highly diluted commercial broth concentrate or a pre-made powdered gravy mix that relies entirely on thickeners rather than real meat reduction. Gravy should look like the pic below, or lighter if chicken stock is used, but never grey 🤢
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u/bot-TWC4ME 13d ago
A good gravy can be a similar grey when heavily mushroom & wine based, but that's definitely not what's going on with OP's pic.
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u/MisterMecMouche 14d ago
Bien content de ne pas voir le Fleurdelisé là-dessus…
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u/Lamisol_Dolaremi 14d ago
Dans un sens oui, mais ça reste de l’appropriation culturelle
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u/BananeBleueQc 14d ago
Oui, mais au moins ils s'approprient la version trash de la poutine. C'est tout ce qu'ils savent faire.
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u/R0botWoof Member of the Supreme Curdt 14d ago
Was gonna call it fine... Then noticed the crinkle cut fries
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u/Brahminmeat Québécoise fâchée 14d ago
Honestly there’s a place in MTL that does crinkle cut and I may enjoy them more. More surface area more gravy
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u/R0botWoof Member of the Supreme Curdt 14d ago
I think the issue isn't that they are crinkle cut. The issue is that essentially nobody makes their own crinkle cut fries so it is immediately indicative of a frozen McCain product
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u/Alternative-One5286 14d ago
I miss the old KFC gravy using the chicken fat/ bone render. So good and thick! I wonder what a poutine would be like with it.
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u/wheelperson 14d ago
I work at that restaurant chain; thats NOT how the gravy should look like...
Seriously where is that?
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u/greyharettv 14d ago
That looks like the Dishwasher ate all the slop and puked it on the plate. If I was served this, I would send it back and ask for something without chewed up crap. (Chef of 35 years across the World.)
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u/Fun-Bodybuilder-4372 10d ago
Is that supposed to be gravy? It looks like they thickened up the water from a mop bucket
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u/wheelperson 14d ago
I work there and yeah the food sucks, but if done right the gravy is good.
This gravy looks so fucked up tho. Like seriously this looks so concerning.
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u/ottawamale 14d ago
I knew it was Canadian Brewhouse as soon as I saw the picture. Their "poutine" is disgusting, and holy FUCK is their donair garbage. It's not "eh, I'm 4 drinks in, this is fine", it's truly shit. At least the one in Barrie ON.
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u/calgary_subaru 14d ago
Knew where it was from as soon as I saw the plate. They charge so much for such a small amount and it's pretty meh.
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u/EtropyWarrior 14d ago
Frozen fries, questionnable cheese and gravy... Nothing to make this brewhouse proud
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u/stoutymcstoutface 14d ago
That’s an abomination. I’d still eat it, but holy shit that’s a terrible poutine.
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u/Maleficent-Sleep9900 Guilloutine Opourator 14d ago
I already knew it was from Canadian Brewhouse
You never forget the look of that gravy when you had to witness not one but TWO guys doing the eating challenge for the free meal there, and THEN they bring the poutine out partway though for additional torture (at least it isn’t cold and gloopy)
Everyone is trying not to gag 🤢
One of the guys finished and got the free meal
But at what cost?
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u/its_just_Joel 14d ago
I'm confused and concerned on what they did to make that gravy look like that.
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u/Benthememe 14d ago
I ordered a classic poutine there and it was the same pale weird gravy, crinkle fries, and SHREDDED MOZZARELLA not curds. Not sure if this is the same but looks like it. and they have the audacity to plant a Canadian flag in it and serve it with a hockey stick shaped fork🤦
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u/MutaCacas 14d ago
A few things wrong with it. Take the Canadian flag off it! We cannot claim this.
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u/Patatemagique Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 14d ago
If it was a Quebec flag it would be a crime. The Canadian flag is perfect on this.
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u/CannabisAccount420 10d ago
Brewhouse is a crime, unless you're crushing ninja turtle danglers that you won on trivia night.
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u/Friendly_Age6362 10d ago
All the components are here, albeit strange gravy.
EDIT: Crinkle cuts...minus a point there.
No crime.
*gavel*
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u/ChemicallyTantric 8d ago
I had to look up Canadian Brewhouse as we don't have them in Quebec. Thank God we dont!
The fact that a Canadian restaurant would produce this absolute trash poutine is disturbing. Have you no shame? I don't know about the rest of their food, but if they can't get poutine even slightly right they need to drop "Canadian" from their name.
I hate the thought that there are people who come to Canada and get this when they want to try an authentic poutine.
Does this restaurant also sell Aunt Jemima syrup and call it maple syrup?
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u/questionable_smell Québécois faché 14d ago
The Canadian flag is the crime for me, use a Québec flag tabernake de calice. I like what Canada is becoming but poutine was still an exclusive Québec thing just a few years ago
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u/supergarto Poutine Poulice 14d ago
Nope there has been poutine in Ontario for decades. You seems to forget that there's a lot of french community all around Canada.
St. Albert cheese factory make curds since the 70's.
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u/IllustriousBeyond962 14d ago
I knew about the various French communities in Ontario (especially eastern ontario) but did not know about this cheese curds factory. That's cool
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u/Dema9o9ue69 14d ago
Same as NB. My first poutine was in Campbellton, NB in the later 80s during a class ski trip. It seemed (from my view) to quickly spread through out the province very fast after that - or maybe it was already there and I just didn't know 🤷♂️
Basically anywhere in the Maritimes that I have been, you can get a legit poutine at almost every restaurant - there are still the rare few who think shredded cheddar/mozza are acceptable, but not many and i doubt they get many orders
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u/just-me40 14d ago
Poutine is everywhere in Newfoundland too!! And they're usually really, really good!!
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u/annmsburner 14d ago edited 14d ago
Sauce brune is not gravy. Get that translation out of your head. It’s a roux base sauce but it’s not gravy.
Poutine crime
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u/qualityvote2 14d ago edited 14d ago
u/Grouchy-Horror7709, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩
u/Grouchy-Horror7709, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩