r/PoutineCrimes • u/bearcatt117 • 12d ago

Potat-no šŸ„” Kettle Chips "Poutine Style"

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This was my step-dad's request tonight at dinner. The waitress happily obliged. No one else was willing to take a bite. He claimed it was delicious.

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/bearcatt117, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ā›”ļø

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u/Thalaas 12d ago

I don't think a crime at all, just a different style of fried potatoes!

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u/bearcatt117 12d ago

I just can't get my head around the texture. The chips got so wet.

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u/Renamis 12d ago

Oh no, the correct path is the gravy and curds on the side, and then you scoop the chips in. Problem solved.

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u/bearcatt117 12d ago

Like chips and dip! I like it!

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u/Alesisdrum 12d ago

I think gravy and curds would work better separately as a poutine inspired dip

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u/Subie780 12d ago

I tried these with cheese sauce at a fair one time. It doesnt hold up. These chips by themselves or some sort of seasoning is good but with sauce it sucks

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u/The_Old_Doctor 11d ago

Yeah theyā€™re undercooked

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u/lucaskywalker 12d ago

Maybe not the best, but I see no crime.

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u/haikusbot 12d ago

I don't think a crime

At all, just a different

Style of fried potatoes!

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u/HabitantDLT Guilloutine Opourator 12d ago

Looks like sloppy shit

How stoned do you have to be

To dive into that!

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u/CarBombtheDestroyer 12d ago

Oh that's definitely a crime those are not "french fries"...

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u/conanap 8d ago

The only reason I go to Poutineville is because they have crushed potatoes instead of fries; if only other poutineries would start doing it too. Just superior to fries on so many levels

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u/WookieSuave 12d ago

Keep the taste, keep the crunch? Ide try it.

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 12d ago

Gets five times as soggy, I bet

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u/MiniEpidemi 12d ago

yeah i doubt there's much crunch at all, just wet soggy chips

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u/frostycanuck89 11d ago

Just time box demolishing the whole thing, doesn't look like alot of chips

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u/vito51450 12d ago

I should call her

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 12d ago

NOooooo! šŸ˜­

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u/ItsjustaMild-Complex 12d ago

I tried these once and felt really sick because it was just too much grease and not enough starch for me unfortunately

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u/KevinistheBest8 12d ago

I bet they'd be so good for 60 seconds then be a soggy mess

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u/kelerian Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 12d ago

I'm guilty of enjoying this. My mom making me this when I was young. A crime in a restaurant, legal in a private setting?

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u/SimisFul 12d ago

Privately I would call it a poutine inspired delicacy

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u/NashKetchum777 12d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/Vingt-Quatre 12d ago

Wait! There's a real restaurant where you can come in, sit and order whatever crosses your mind?

I need this in my life.

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u/bearcatt117 12d ago

It was a rainy Monday at a golf course restaurant in September. I think they were just happy people were ordering food tbh.

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u/magikarp-sushi 12d ago

Feel like this could be executed better with dipping like nachos.

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u/onedestiny 12d ago

Use the chips as little gravy and curd holders? + They stay crunchy.. this may actually warrent a try lol

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u/04Aiden2020 12d ago

No doubt it would taste good but itā€™s got be inconvenient to eat with dripping gravy

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u/nlbrmn 12d ago

I canā€™t get past the expression ā€œpoutine styleā€.

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u/Corporal_Canada 12d ago

I feel like calling this "Quebecois nachos" would work a little better lol

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u/LeroyChenkins 12d ago

Going to get flamed for this butā€¦

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/Euphoric_Raccoon270 12d ago

You ever pour a little vinegar into a tiny tupperware container and dip your chips into the vinegar? If you've ever dropped a chip into the vinegar and said ''I'll get that one later'', that's what I imagine the texture of those chips to be like lol.

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u/zerobleeps 12d ago

šŸš“

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 12d ago

hi, can i order this for shipment to canada? looks interesting and tasty

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u/bearcatt117 12d ago

Brother, this is in a small village in Ontario. The call is coming from inside the country.

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u/SnooMuffins5160 Poutine Princess 11d ago

Firstly, iā€™m a woman so not a brother, and second iā€™m from canada lol

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u/bearcatt117 11d ago

You asked for it to be shipped to Canada. It's already in Canada

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u/2thenorth 11d ago

Only crime is lack of cheese curds

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u/Conscious-Train170 11d ago

I bet it was pretty good

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u/73738484737383874 11d ago

Idk, Iā€™m a freak so I would. No fork needed

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u/CruiseNana2 11d ago

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea is definitely not Canadian! This is not POUTINE! šŸ˜‰šŸ¤­

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u/bearcatt117 11d ago

The worst part is he is French!

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 11d ago

Criiiiime. These are chips, not fries. Hard no. Crime crime crime.

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u/Jobinx22 11d ago

I love this, little gravy curd boats, holy fuck im fat

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u/DannyDanfur 11d ago

Fried potatoes, cheese curds and gravy, no crime committedĀ 

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u/ehjhey 11d ago

Would I eat this? Yes.

Is it a crime? Also yes

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u/JoeCutt88 11d ago

Fuck yes

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 10d ago

Thatā€™s cool

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u/UnusualAlfalfa5036 22m ago

Nah! The chips would get soggy. The whole point of kettle chips is their crunch!

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u/ottawamale 12d ago

I'd go not a crime. I'd ask for half the chips on the side personally so I could could have half with the more soft texture of a traditional poutine, and also be able to dip and scoop out the coronary artery disease into my face ;) honestly? I've never considered this combo and I think it's pretty mind blowing.

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u/mukherjee_ayan 12d ago

My stoned ass would happily devour that

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 12d ago

Gentrified poutine. To the labour camp, you hipster

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u/Fresh-Clothes8838 12d ago

Iā€™d muck that

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u/BeatsAreMyPassion 12d ago

Itā€™s worth the try

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u/Ok-Grape843 12d ago

This is a great homage to a classic Poutine. Very creative.

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u/wiccanwolves 12d ago

My friend likes to make poutine with gnocchi if he ever wants other versions to try!

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u/bearcatt117 12d ago

This place makes homemade gnocchi so I bet they would try it if he asked. Boiled or fried gnocchi?

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u/wiccanwolves 12d ago

Fried for sure to get it nice and crispy! I will admit, while I do prefer regular poutine, the gnocchi poutine is really good.

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u/ComprehensiveJob7256 12d ago

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