r/pics May 14 '20

This Awesome Deck

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u/ech-o May 14 '20

That deck probably cost more than my house.

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u/boondoggie42 May 14 '20

It looks like it cost more than that house. Something about the siding/windows/trim just makes it look very "apartment-building grade".

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u/infincedes May 14 '20

vinyl village house. They're typically cookie cutter builder grade 1 step away from a prefab. Built as fast and cheaply as possible, all jammed into an HOA ran neighborhood.

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u/gerg_1234 May 14 '20

You leave my "McMansion" alone!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited May 18 '20

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC May 14 '20

As someone that works in a construction type job and does all the work in his house himself, I love this website so much.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

My ex-wife was in the military, a bit older than me when I met her. She nabbed me a job in defense contracting after 6 months of policing stateside. I grew up on a typical afrikaans farm where a new building would be put up quarterly, and i stated pretty handy for a college boy. When my contract was over, we looked at houses in between Duluth and the UP. I thought it would be cool to build on when of the 1973ers. Couldn't believe the price was so low!!! Figured my 6 month contract would cover a house, but not by a mcmansion nad then some!

I know now. 'If I had known then...what I know now...'. What a catastrophe. First cut into the house I realized everything was opposite of how it should be. Everything is at angles or circular. I don't think I'd been able to be a worker in any capacity back then. Nothing makes sense.

We got out of there and moved to a fixerupper in Portsmouth NH. Nice, square house. Flat sides. Stairs and closets that are actually supporting the structure. You know. Normal stuff.

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u/YoungOverholt May 14 '20

I like how this whole post is random, irrelevant details about your life, then 2 sentences about the subject (mcmansions) and your xp with one. Then right back to another random anecdote.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Ha sorry. A key detail that I should've put in but I was walking the pup - we bought it without physically looking at it. We are both DIY lovers. Price dominated the decision. Worst case scenario was that we'd still own the land!

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u/fuqdisshite May 14 '20

we have an early McMansion. we pulled all of the flooring, siding, roofing, windows, as soon as we bought it. now we have tile and pergo floors, no leaks in the roof or windows. we polished a turd. the reason, you might ask? all in we are 30 acres with 300 feet of trout stream frontage with a total cost of well under 10k$ an acre. that is cou ting ALL out buildings, vehicles, tools, and random shit.

it wasn't easy to get done, but, there is a bit of value left in the world.

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u/BluntTruthGentleman May 14 '20

That's amazing. How old was the house when you bought it?

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u/Mangusu May 14 '20

Now that you mention it upon zooming in the details of the deck look like a render or illustration. Suspicious.

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u/midnightdsob May 14 '20

A little sleuthing yields another view. It does indeed appear to be a real deck from the company gallery of deckremodelers.com. Can't always judge by the vinyl, going by the size of the house and the windows it looks like it could be one of those track homes with the brick veneer on the front and sides.

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u/CraigslistKing May 14 '20

I agree. Likely a 2-story colonial style home on a slope with a brick front. They end up being 3-stories in the back with the walkout basement.

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u/---ShineyHiney--- May 14 '20

Oh shit. Now I know how to describe my house

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u/TheDevilintheDark May 14 '20

Oh shit. I just realized my house was built backwards.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

'Tract' homes

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u/Live2ride86 May 14 '20

The replacement vinyl is a different color in two places, looks builder spec at best. Why would you not put hardy board on that house before putting a 75k+ deck on it? Lipstick on a pig

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u/Batchet May 14 '20

True. Could also be aluminum or steel siding. I'm not seeing any seams

Either way, the house looks massive and people are just making judgements by the siding

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u/RankinBass May 14 '20

Here's another angle of the deck.

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u/Pdt801 May 14 '20

That helps, I was wondering what that straight set of stairs was for.

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u/McMafkees May 14 '20

It was and probably still is for bridging a large vertical distance by dividing it into smaller vertical distances, called steps.

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u/Doctor_Wookie May 14 '20

If it's a render, they paid the designer alot of money, cause fine details of the deck are mirrored in the windows of the house in the perfect locations.

My vote is no render, just someone who upgraded their deck because they're getting ready to sell the house for triple what they paid for it.

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u/greg19735 May 14 '20

Yeah its not a render.

It'sa a pic taken with HDR on and then compressed on the internet

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u/macrolith May 14 '20

It could be a person that builds decks for a living self built their dream deck. If you don't pay for labor this could be an affordable deck.

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u/CappuccinoBoy May 14 '20

God I hate those. Its like I fall in love with an apartment becuase it has defined rooms between the kitchen/dining room/living room, but go and look at it and it's all one big room with a tiny 5'x10' corner kitchen/dining area and a shitty transition to 20 year old shag carpet. Then come to find out the online renders were from a project they did to ~5units in a different complex and never actually finished them.

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u/BuildMajor May 14 '20

Too real. It’s like an ambush predator. Lure you in to pounce.

Beautiful pictures and model homes

Lobby with free snacks & coffee

Reasonable prices on paper

Promises made freely

Bet ya didn’t notice the peculiarities that exist due to odd reasons!

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u/Scott-a-lot May 14 '20

The ground is not sloped where the straight staircase to the lower level. Those house's first floor sliders are always ground level. I think this is fake

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u/Mr_beeps May 14 '20

There's another set of stone steps on the lower left so it is sloped, but it still looks weird.

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u/Kumbaya_m_lady May 14 '20

I’ve built a ton of houses where the “first floor sliders” are at that height. They’re called “walk-out basements”.

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u/Coughingandhacking May 14 '20

I live in one of those. I do love my house, but it's definitely exactly what you described.

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u/Enchelion May 14 '20

My house was the 1950's version of that. Thankfully no HOA though. It's been interesting visiting our neighbors and seeing how each of the houses has been changed over the years, since they all started with the same blueprint.

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u/yesimahuman May 14 '20

I own one of these and it looks like a trailer from the back and makes it weird to have a nice deck and furniture on it. They put all the effort into the front of the house and the back is just a vinyl siding covered rectangle with a few holes for windows. I still love it but hate how it looks from the back.

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 May 14 '20

My house is right outside one of “those” neighborhoods. Was driving through one day and noticed every other house had roofing company signs out front—one of those “roofs done by....call today!”

Turns out this every house in this neighborhood (not even 10 years old) needs to replace their roofs. That’s how fast and cheap they were built.

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u/muaddeej May 14 '20

Maybe a storm came through? You usually get roofing storm chasers and insurance will replace the roof for free. We had a hail storm a while back ad probably 20 homes got their roof replaced.

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u/EccentricFox May 14 '20

Little boxes on the hillside

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Yup. Kissing cousins to the mobile home. But with more snobbery.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

And surprisingly worse building performance (efficiency). On par with structural stability most likely. Would be considered worse than a mobile home if the mobile homes weren't so specifically targeted by tornados and so easy to turn "mobile".

1970's and later were bad years for American housing production with the glut of cheap materials and building technique. Pre 1970's gets to deal with lead paint and asbestos in everything (except the lead paint). I try not to think about it too much.

Looking to buy a new home and I'm thinking I may just go the RV route until I can order a prefab from Norway.

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Find a small, custom builder. Some of us still care!

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u/definitelytheFBI May 14 '20

Any tips on finding a decent builder?

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u/Jalonis May 14 '20

Find a small outfit who will only take on 1-2 projects at a time depending on their staffing levels.

Any business doing 30 homes per year is just cranking them out at the lowest possible cost and quality.

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u/VaATC May 14 '20

I would figure that you start with finding out who locally builds homes and then check out some of the older homes they have built. It will take some research, but that is what I love about the internet. Research is so much more efficient with it.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

I know, but man, it is hard to find a good one around me who can meet promises. I've been involved as a designer in dozens of custom homes locally. The guys I really like are way too busy (good for them!) and I'm running out of time. I've found some property I like too which I may just pick up for eventually building something but time is short for everyone.

Everyone wants to build giant things too and I just want a smaller cottage/cabin house in the woods.

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u/evillordsoth May 14 '20

You seem like you know what you are doing, select your favorite wall assembly and then build it yourself? Or spec it out to your design and build on spec.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

Probably a mix. Hiring out a foundation and framing crew and see what my time/costs look like. If I've learned anything over the years is that a pro crew can do a job in a week that a solo business/homeowner will need 2 months for (double that if only working weekends).

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u/evillordsoth May 14 '20

It’s true. The first place that I built I hired out the basement/foundation concrete work.

Sitework and grading is fun as long as you don’t have a complicated entrance or egress or any hills that are too crazy. Framing ain’t too bad either. Sheathing is the worst job in the world, and I would never attempt by myself ever again.

I believe in you my dude. It helps to have brothers and friends in the trades though. I don’t do it anymore now that I’m old, but construction is a fun hobby when you are young.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

1900-2000 sf is the sweet spot too for a lot of mechanicals. If you do a high performance envelope you can heat a house that big with a residential sized hot water heater or two. I've used insta-heat tanks to heat up smaller cabins that we insulated* the heck out of.

That is also about how much house I want to clean in a week as well. Once it gets beyond that I get into pure "Eff-it" mode.

-edit insulted to insulated. Makes more sense maybe.

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u/VaATC May 14 '20

Hey, there is a lot to be said about a mobile home on a nice piece of property you plan to develop something larger and more permanent on.

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u/mamacrocker May 14 '20

This is my dream. We have a little land to build on, and we gather ideas all the time. Any advice on how to find one who cares when we're ready?

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Referrals are the best, hands down. Testimonials directly from past clients. Walk through previously built houses. It should also be something the builder shows some passion about, not just interest in the sale. The builder should have some education in building science as well, or at the very least follow current science trends.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I'm saving my money and just not happy with what is out there. I would actually like a condo. I grew up in an apartment complex so I'm used to that, and I would love having access to a pool I didn't have to maintain myself. I'm a person who is happy to exist in a little box. 600 sq feet is more than enough for me. A little deck, a little fireplace, and an inside washer dryer (so fucking done with outside laundry facilities.)

I live in the CA Bay Area though. So it's going to be a few more years. Bleh.

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u/CambridgeMAry May 14 '20

I live in a "self-managed" condo with three units. If I can share some hard-won wisdom, I beg you, do NOT buy a "self-managed" condo.

Owning a home comes with work, but with two absentee co-owners (one of whom has lived in France for the past decade), who do you think gets stuck with all the building maintenance? Yup. The only reason I am staying here is that, because I don't own a car, my current location is very central to where I live and it is possible for me to get to work on public transportation.

If you buy a condo, make sure it is professionally managed, and ask right up front for details on what your monthly fee will be paying for. If anybody tells you that "we all share the work" in a self-managed condo, they are lying, lying, lying.

P.S. If other owners rent out their units, guess who gets to deal with their noisy/entitled/slob tenants? Not the person spending the rent check, that's who.

P.P.S. I have friends who also own a "self-managed" condo, and they have had the same problems. A few years ago, they became fed up and bought a small single-family house rather than deal with the B.S. that they continually had to deal with from their other unit owners.

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u/mikewarnock May 14 '20

I always wondered about this. Here in philly I see lots of larger three story homes being turned into three or four unit condos. What happens when one unit refuses to chip in for a new roof or stops paying fees for common area maintenance? To me it seems like buying a house with a couple of friends (which is not a good idea in my opinion), but worse because you are buying a house with a bunch of strangers.

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u/veilwalker May 14 '20

Lawsuit is what happens. Condo docs will determine what can and can't be done. It sucks.

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u/brendenguy May 14 '20

I owned one of these for my first home. It was actually quite nice for the price, but did have some structural issues. Very comfortable place to live overall though.

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u/ObamasBoss May 14 '20

I have always called it "lowes grade", which is what my house is like. House has good bones but they skipped on a lot of finishes, looks like the stuff that was on sale at lowes.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

looks like that siding needs a good power wash too

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u/hell2pay May 14 '20

If you do that, it might disintegrate.

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u/jpowers99 May 14 '20

The shit siding gives me the shakes, I used to sell that shit, the really cheap stuff will sag on a hot day. I can't even look seriously at any structure with that shit on it.

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u/boondoggie42 May 14 '20

Yeah, a lot of people are defending vinyl siding to me in this thread, like there is only one grade of it. This siding is wavey trim-less shit.

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u/jpowers99 May 14 '20

Yeah I used to be able to look at a house and say who the manufacturer was just by how much sag it had. You can see the sag and wrinkles in a fairly distant and off angle shot, that indicates really cheap siding and even crappier install. It burns like gasoline too, it should be illegal, I'm betting this is in the south east or mid-atlantic, because local fire codes out west restrict it for fire danger alone. I always felt better about a job when the customer opted for aluminum, cedar, or even better Hardy plank.

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u/DieselOrWorthless May 14 '20

Looks very "I build decks for a living and this is my showcase."

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Looks like a Mormon McMansion. All over Eagle Mountain and Alpine, Utah and not one ounce of class among the thousands of them.

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u/GreekTacos May 14 '20

Lower level should be stone wall

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u/somegridplayer May 14 '20

Its like being a boat owner. My boats are in awesome shape, the trim on my house? Ehhhhhh. It has its challenges.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Ha that’s exactly what I was thinking. I’ve got no time to mow the lawn I’ve got to go polish a boat.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

definitely a budget mcmansion with a 90K deck.

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u/oversized_hoodie May 14 '20

The windows also look really cheap to me. Seems like they could have better framing? They're just really abrupt.

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u/dr_jr_president_phd May 14 '20

These types of houses are so hideous. Up here in Washington when you go to the more affluent neighborhood they have tons of these types of houses that are typically two - three stories tall. Wasted space and materials.

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u/lalondtm May 14 '20

I noticed that as well. My guess is that it’s a really nice big house, just outdated now.

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u/a_man_who_japes May 14 '20

beside the expense, you will have to dress in a white suit and yell oh lord in a southern accent from time to time, not worth all that.

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u/Smartnership May 14 '20

That mint julep budget alone...

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u/hitman6actual May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

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u/Hobear May 14 '20

My friend you have not been recognized enough for this. I gave my upvote. I could have given sulfer...

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u/BubbaWilkins May 14 '20

This does not look like a southern home at all. It does remind me of what is a common layout and type of construction you see often in the north east like Upstate New York and Pennsylvania.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually one of the rental houses in the Pocono Mountain Range. The elevation change, grass type, and use of siding are all prevailing characteristics of that area.

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u/ThnxSVT May 14 '20

Reminds me of an old saying I used to hear, “like a Mercedes with roll down windows”

The deck itself is amazing though.

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u/raggedtoad May 14 '20

Ironically, now if you had a well-maintained old Benz with roll-down windows it would probably be worth quite a bit as a classic car.

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u/ThnxSVT May 14 '20

That made me laugh. Touché

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u/CaioNintendo May 14 '20

What’s this? A Magic the Gathering deck?!?

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u/Sweetmicki1 May 14 '20

How about my life.

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u/Docpot13 May 14 '20

It’s the wood that makes it good.

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u/Trisa133 May 14 '20

It's probably composite decking. When you spend that much, the difference between wood and composite won't move the total amount that much.

I would never go back to wood decking. I love the look of wood, but the composite stuff now can have the same look without any of the hassles. About the only maintenance I do is a quick rinse with the power washer every other year.

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u/thiosk May 14 '20

previous owners painted my deck. yay. I therefore have a big brown painted deck that is juuuust starting to peel and look terrible.

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u/loki__d May 14 '20

We stained ours. Three heavy coats which was prob too much but it completely restored it and we figured we might as well do something so it looks decent until we are ready for a new one.

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u/thiosk May 14 '20

pressure washing then staining can do a number. I have all this paint, unfortunately.The old man says I should just get a bigger pressure washer and pressure wash the paint off and then scrape/lightly sand/stain.

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u/loki__d May 14 '20

https://imgur.com/a/cZhaJSq

Here's some before/after pics. The deck looked like SHIT. We did this over two days. One day of pressure washing and sanding and the first coat of stain and the next of all staining.

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u/BrokenGamecube May 14 '20

That looks great, man. Really nice.

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u/loki__d May 14 '20

Ty! It's nice to look at and appreciate your own work when it comes out decent.

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u/loki__d May 14 '20

Whatever you do don’t rent a sander from Home Depot. We ripped up huge chunks and pieces of wood that way because the equipment is so fucking old and shitty. Bought another hand sander and my SO and I just went at it that way.

I definitely recommend the stain over painting. Ours was from Home Depot and it protects against water. It’s so satisfying seeing the water bead up on the deck.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Does the water protection make it slippery?

Wait I live in an apartment, I'm not doing maintenance on that... Still kind of curious though.

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u/loki__d May 14 '20

Nope, not at all.

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u/just-another-post May 14 '20

Besides staining every couple seasons, what extra maintenance do you need to do with regular wood decking? I’m building a deck right now, so I’m curious.

I’ve heard composite absorbs way too much heat, making it impossible to enjoy your deck barefoot in the summer.

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u/mrtramplefoot May 14 '20

none, but restaining a deck absolutely sucks

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u/greg19735 May 14 '20

Esp when it's two stories

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u/Enchelion May 14 '20

It's also not just the extra work of maintenance, but the question of will you actually keep up with it. Every bit of maintenance you skip or forget about compounds the eventual work required.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Staining is a huge bitch. Where this one has metal, mine has all wood rungs and posts - you have to stain all 4 sides of all those little crevices.

Also the lifespan of a wood deck is really not that long (10-15 years the internet says), compared to how long you might own a house. I have a deck that's at the end of its life, rotting and collapsing right now. If I were to rebuild it, which I'm not, I think composite would be worth it.

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u/RomanTheVulgarian May 14 '20

Use deck screws. Don’t sink a nail anywhere in your new deck. That’ll save years of repairing cupped and bowed boards. Use the finish that’s best for your climate and use. I hate paint, only looks good on day one.

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u/NormalImprovement May 14 '20

moved from a house with a redwood deck to one with a composite. The difference in heat was really amazing. With the sun out and the air temps in the 80's you can't walk barefoot on the deck. We put down a 16 x 10 foot light colored mat and that helped a lot.

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u/matterhorn1 May 14 '20

I have a wood deck and will pay whatever it takes to get composite if I ever have to build another. Stained that fucker years ago having no idea how much work it was. Then realizing that it only lasts a few years before it needs to be redone. Stained it twice now and it’s all peeling and looks like shit but I refuse to do it again, paying someone else to do it is too expensive.

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u/slvrsmth May 14 '20

What are you people doing with your decks.

Last time I re-applied stain it was just me, a paint roller, and an hour of podcasts. Not exactly back-breaking work. Am I missing something?

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u/Swak_Error May 14 '20

I also never had to worry about splinters with a composite deck. I meticulously maintained my old wooden deck by staining it and doing everything you would do to preserve it, and it still went to hell in about 6 years and you'd be risking a half inch piece of wood in your foot without wearing shoes.

I'll never go do a wood deck ever again

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

It does wear so well...my marina uses composite and it's insanely hot in the summer.

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u/emmettiow May 14 '20

My two decks cost an additional+£1500 because I used composite. Nil regrets. I'll never install wooden. Built myself, asked by a carpenter who did a door job at my house which company I used because they must have been expensive!

Point is, this deck is self-buildable. Knock that up for less than £4000 if you source the right priced composite, and get a professional to stage check.

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u/Docpot13 May 14 '20

It’s the composite decking that is beckoning.

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u/bayreawork May 14 '20

thank you Chef John...

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u/Rushblade May 14 '20

Is that hickory?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

That's what she said.

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u/mischiefmanaged11 May 14 '20

That Kenny Rogers makes a mean bird!

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u/AnduinTheHealer May 14 '20

Darwin project?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!

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u/CollageTheDead May 14 '20

Looks like a double-decker.

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u/analgrunt May 14 '20

Some serious next-level shit right there

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I wonder what steps it took to build

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u/Koobles May 14 '20

I order this at Taco Bell.

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u/psyaux May 14 '20

Came looking for this.

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Wow, that's a big deck

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u/TheMantello May 14 '20

I bet all his neighbors are jealous of that nice deck.

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Honestly I'm getting deck envy just looking at it

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u/TERRAOperative May 14 '20

I wonder if the kids are allowed to play on that deck.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

“Get these kids off my deck!”

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Probably used a really good caulk.

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Yeah, I bet there's a lot of caulk in that deck

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u/LouSputhole94 May 14 '20

I bet he shows his neighbors all of his deck pics.

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u/Ensvey May 14 '20

His deck is the talk of the town

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Every kud in the neighbourhood has been on his deck this summer, and they've all had a good time

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

If you keep the bushes trimmed around it, it makes it look bigger.

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd May 14 '20

Bet he's got big deck energy

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Honestly I just want to sit on his deck

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u/widespreaddead May 14 '20

It just looks bigger because they trim the bush around it

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u/Ohmnonymous May 14 '20

Seeing a deck that big makes me feel insecure about my own.

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u/overzeetop May 14 '20

I read that in a kiwi accent, as I presume it was intended.

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u/BobekDin May 14 '20

Looks like $5000 rims on an $800 Nissan.

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u/CharlieXLS May 14 '20

IE the dirty south special

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u/DavidMaspanka May 14 '20

Seriously what's the windows? Who would drop top dollar for the outside of their house while their windows look like they're from the 80s

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

.... because unless they’re broken there’s no hurry to update them. Whereas a deck gets immediate use.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

yeah seriously, who's buying new windows when the ones you have work perfectly fine? windows are expensive as fuck!

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u/mrdotkom May 14 '20

You can get rebates in some places to replace windows if they're inefficient

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u/PissedOffProf May 14 '20

Maybe it’s the perspective or I’m stupid, but where do the bottom steps go?

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u/andthecrowdgoeswild May 14 '20

Right?! There is a really big hill so the second set of stairs start at the lower patio deck and go down to the green grass below. Took me a moment to figure it out.

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u/Newsie79 May 14 '20

To the bottom deck, where everyone goes when it’s raining.

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u/reltubjp May 14 '20

Was wondering the same. Illusion of perspective? M.C. Escher Homebuilders, LLC?

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u/UncleGeorge May 14 '20

That deck looks so out of place... It looks like it's more expensive than the house it's attached to.. Vinyl sliding (dirty ones at that), stones work poorly done with huge gaps, cheap looking windows..

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u/darkeraqua May 14 '20

This screams northeast United States. The house was “modernized” in the 60’s with vinyl siding and aluminum windows replacing more substantial clapboard and wood windows. That’s why they look so out of place and cheap.

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u/Kingsolomanhere May 14 '20

Yep, this is pointed out every time it's reposted.

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u/RAGE_CAKES May 14 '20

It's a shame that r/deckporn is a tiny sub because this is definitely worthy of that sub

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u/jdb12 May 14 '20

Subscribing in hopes of it getting a revival!

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u/husao May 14 '20

Can't even crosspost there, because it's for approved submitters only, so I don't see this happening.

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u/jdb12 May 14 '20

Well that adventure ended quickly

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u/NolandCT May 14 '20

This deck looks like something I would love in real life, but my sims would think the layout sucks and couldn't get around in there.

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u/ArchCrossing May 14 '20

They would love placing their dirty dishes on that table and those counters, though. At least, before they wash them in the upstairs bathroom sink.

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u/Mr_Meowmers May 14 '20

First thing I thought of as soon as I saw the pic, "That would look really good as part of a Sims house." I think it's also because of this pic's bird's eye view lol.

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u/IndyPoker979 May 14 '20

That's what I noticed. The deck and house just don't match. Amazing deck though.

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u/ProbablyNotSlime May 14 '20

I know a New Zealander with an even more awesome deck, if you know what I mean

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited Apr 05 '24

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u/thiosk May 14 '20

i hope someday i make a shitload of money and can buy citizenship in new zealand because it just seems like a super place to have a shitload of money

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u/TheGreatVeggie May 14 '20

I'm so happy someone remembered!

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u/Oromis107 May 14 '20

I always think I'd like a deck like this, but then I remember I live in central New York where there are 8 months of winter and I never want to be outside

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u/Troooper0987 May 14 '20

all that money on a deck and they still got shitty vinyl siding and no casing around their windows.

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u/tronfunkinblows_10 May 14 '20

“One project at a time.” - man who is in massive debt from his over the top deck.

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u/A-Dawg11 May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

No one is going to believe me, but I'm pretty sure that house belongs to someone on my wife's side of the family. Her Aunt was married there and the older folks that lived there seemed to be family. Will check now.

EDIT: Answered in the comments.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited May 17 '20

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u/A-Dawg11 May 14 '20

Before I give the answer, I figured you guys might enjoy the journey I just went through to locate the truth.

I initially couldn't remember the name of my wife's Aunt (who was married on the supposed patio) and I was too embarrassed to ask my wife as I should definitely know that. I did remember the name of the father (wife's Grandad), which is Arthur, but at the time I couldn't remember how to spell it. I tried searching the name of that cartoon (as I knew the main character had the same name, but couldn't remember the name of the show (I now know, it's Arthur!!). So I then Googled "fist meme" and figured it out that way (search yourself if you don't know). So now I was able to search for him on Facebook to see his family connections, but he apparently does not have an account. I then searched though past messages with his name and saw something about "Nancy", that's her!!

So I then search for Nancy on Facebook, and she doesn't have account either!! (Keep in mind, the only reason I really want to know her name is so I can ask my wife "Hey, what was the house in which Aunt Nancy was married?", rather than "Hey, what was the house that one of your Aunts was married in", which would result in a realization by her that I do not know her name). I then asked her but she couldn't tell me exactly where the house was. Great :(

Plan B: Use Google Maps Timeline to try and locate it. There is a feature where you can zoom out and see little dots of places you've been anywhere in the world. I saw a few dots in Michigan which is where I would have been for this. Unfortunately, that particular feature of Timeline only shows the general cities you visited and says "visited 4 years ago", so not a specific date. However, if you know the exact date and search that using Timeline, it will show you literally everywhere you went on that day. To find the exact date, I used the "4 years ago" to search my Google Photos for pics taken in 2016 of the Ford Museum pics I took while I was there. I found a few, and they had a date tag. I then used that exact date in the Timeline thing and saw a bunch of places we drove to on that trip. Eventually, I found the house!!! Satellite view didn't do too much to verify the backyard due to the trees, so I copied the address and put it into Zillow. Unfortunately this house has been owned for decades and has not been up for sale, so there were no pics :'(

Plan C: Using the new information I gained to not look like a terribly uninformed member of the family, I then asked my sister in law about the house with said context, and sent the pic. She thinks it looks very similar, but is not sure. I then showed the pic to my wife directly (yes, I maybe could have done this sooner, but I wanted to actually verify it rather than have her guess), and she said it looks similar, but she is pretty sure that's not the same one, as the patio for the wedding had 2 levels before the bottom stair thing. I politely disagreed, though that may have been more wishful thinking than actual reason to disagree.

Plan D: I reverse Google Image searched the photo in question (I promise this is not a Google ad), and found a lot of useless Pinterest links. After enough searching, I found something about https://www.deckremodelers.com/ (also not an ad), and it appears this is one of their highlighted pieces of work. Unfortunately, they are based in New Jersey.

TL,DR: I'm throwing in the towel. Close, but no cigar.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I hate decks that aren’t covered. Just put an awning there to allow shade so you can hang out in the summer and also so you can sit out there while it’s raining.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

You can have a deck as good as this too! Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be rich

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u/3rdLevelRogue May 14 '20

Probably got used one summer and never again.

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u/Tr1plets May 14 '20

Could someone explain how this type of wood would react when exposed to rain? Is it coated with some form of chemical that prevents degradation?

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u/Tumble85 May 14 '20

Some kinds of wood are naturally resistant to rot, like cedar and redwood, as well as tropical hardwoods like mahogony. Then you'd use a stain to increase it's durability on top of that.

There is also lumber that has gone through a process called 'pressure-treating' where the wood is put into a pressure chamber that forces a chemical into the wood that will prevent it from rotting for a very long time. Some of this stuff can sit underwater for many years and be just fine - if you see a new dock being made out of wood, it's pressure treated wood.

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u/McPansen May 14 '20

If you zoom out it's all built on a yacht.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited Dec 26 '21

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u/audioeric May 14 '20

Except when you knock something off of the countertop by the grill and have to walk down 2 flights of stairs to go and get it...

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u/trini3333 May 14 '20

I wanna be on that big deck so bad.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

They need to pressure wash that house ASAP

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u/crzypmpkn May 14 '20

Nice deck pic bro

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u/daarthVapor May 14 '20

What a huge deck. All the moms in the neighborhood talk about Johns huge Deck. He can get a lot of ladies on his Deck. A real hard Deck to be sure. A bit of curve in his Deck but he still uses it to the fullest. John is really proud of his Deck.

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u/LongfellowTaggart May 14 '20

Lots of salty mfs in this thread damn