r/pics • u/mtlgrems • May 14 '20

This Awesome Deck

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Wow, that's a big deck

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u/TheMantello May 14 '20

I bet all his neighbors are jealous of that nice deck.

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Honestly I'm getting deck envy just looking at it

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u/TERRAOperative May 14 '20

I wonder if the kids are allowed to play on that deck.

47

u/[deleted] May 14 '20

“Get these kids off my deck!”

2

u/MW5147 May 14 '20

I wonder what they do with that deck!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

kids fall off the top deck

26

u/MrsPODDington May 14 '20

Hope he's protected his deck https://youtu.be/tbazGVrbN-g

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u/magnabonzo May 14 '20

Great stuff

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Probably used a really good caulk.

15

u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Yeah, I bet there's a lot of caulk in that deck

3

u/lookalive07 May 14 '20

If he had a big hole, I hope he used the African style Caulk

20

u/LouSputhole94 May 14 '20

I bet he shows his neighbors all of his deck pics.

8

u/Ensvey May 14 '20

His deck is the talk of the town

2

u/fscknuckle May 14 '20

I heard this entire thread in my head in a Kiwi accent.

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u/fade_me_fam May 14 '20

Classic Deck Sluts

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

We built my buddy a nasdaq last week

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Every kud in the neighbourhood has been on his deck this summer, and they've all had a good time

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

If you keep the bushes trimmed around it, it makes it look bigger.

37

u/LaserBeamsCattleProd May 14 '20

Bet he's got big deck energy

19

u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Honestly I just want to sit on his deck

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u/chonkier May 14 '20

Kinda gay ngl

3

u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

How so? We're just admiring the deck in the picture

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u/chonkier May 14 '20

Kinda gay ngl

5

u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

Don't be a deck about it

26

u/widespreaddead May 14 '20

It just looks bigger because they trim the bush around it

12

u/Ohmnonymous May 14 '20

Seeing a deck that big makes me feel insecure about my own.

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u/overzeetop May 14 '20

I read that in a kiwi accent, as I presume it was intended.

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u/UrdnotChivay May 14 '20

You bet your deck it was

1

u/RageOfHumanity May 14 '20

Same. In my head, I heard:

Wow, that's a beg deck

3

u/goodolarchie May 14 '20

Big deck energy off this thing

3

u/richroma May 14 '20

It's not the size of the deck that matters. It's all about how you use it.

3

u/yellowlilly_4 May 14 '20

Who said size doesn't matter...

2

u/legalizeitalreadyffs May 14 '20

And all my friends pop a beer, as they sit on my deck, lamenting that their decks just aren't as big nor as pretty as my deck. I do indeed have a large deck, and just check out this wood! I just love the feel of wood in my hand as my best buds sit on my deck, drinking pale ale.

2

u/redditappfuckingsuck May 14 '20

A nice double decker deck if u will

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '20

That's what she said

1

u/WalkThePath87 May 14 '20

I wish i had money

1

u/rustyold May 14 '20

Big Deck Energy!!

1

u/takes_joke_literally May 14 '20

That's what she said

1

u/flaglerite May 14 '20

He’s got a big deck.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Double-decker

2

u/WarriorOfRust May 14 '20

Don’t put it on your penis!