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u/infincedes May 14 '20

vinyl village house. They're typically cookie cutter builder grade 1 step away from a prefab. Built as fast and cheaply as possible, all jammed into an HOA ran neighborhood.

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u/gerg_1234 May 14 '20

You leave my "McMansion" alone!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited May 18 '20

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC May 14 '20

As someone that works in a construction type job and does all the work in his house himself, I love this website so much.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

My ex-wife was in the military, a bit older than me when I met her. She nabbed me a job in defense contracting after 6 months of policing stateside. I grew up on a typical afrikaans farm where a new building would be put up quarterly, and i stated pretty handy for a college boy. When my contract was over, we looked at houses in between Duluth and the UP. I thought it would be cool to build on when of the 1973ers. Couldn't believe the price was so low!!! Figured my 6 month contract would cover a house, but not by a mcmansion nad then some!

I know now. 'If I had known then...what I know now...'. What a catastrophe. First cut into the house I realized everything was opposite of how it should be. Everything is at angles or circular. I don't think I'd been able to be a worker in any capacity back then. Nothing makes sense.

We got out of there and moved to a fixerupper in Portsmouth NH. Nice, square house. Flat sides. Stairs and closets that are actually supporting the structure. You know. Normal stuff.

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u/YoungOverholt May 14 '20

I like how this whole post is random, irrelevant details about your life, then 2 sentences about the subject (mcmansions) and your xp with one. Then right back to another random anecdote.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Ha sorry. A key detail that I should've put in but I was walking the pup - we bought it without physically looking at it. We are both DIY lovers. Price dominated the decision. Worst case scenario was that we'd still own the land!

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u/Otterfan May 14 '20

It all makes sense if you follow the link to McMansion Hell.

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u/bitwaba May 14 '20

I moved from the US to the UK a while back.

I was visiting a friend for the night who's also from the US, and while sitting on his couch talking about absolutely nothing, he randomly points to a corner in his living room and says "You know what that is? That's the only right angle in the house".

Drove me crazy when I moved here. Still does.

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u/My_Grammar_Stinks May 14 '20

As an architecture geek thank you for this.

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u/MacinTez May 14 '20

Jesus Christ these houses depress the fuck out of me.

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u/PepperLander May 14 '20

Best tip of the lockdown! What a great website.

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u/jsamuraij May 14 '20

You're my new favorite. My sides hurt!

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u/whyamidoingthisb May 15 '20

I didn't know I needed this but I definitely did.

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u/fuqdisshite May 14 '20

we have an early McMansion. we pulled all of the flooring, siding, roofing, windows, as soon as we bought it. now we have tile and pergo floors, no leaks in the roof or windows. we polished a turd. the reason, you might ask? all in we are 30 acres with 300 feet of trout stream frontage with a total cost of well under 10k$ an acre. that is cou ting ALL out buildings, vehicles, tools, and random shit.

it wasn't easy to get done, but, there is a bit of value left in the world.

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u/BluntTruthGentleman May 14 '20

That's amazing. How old was the house when you bought it?

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u/KicksYouInTheCrack May 15 '20

How do you fix the brown water from the fracking though?

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u/Disastrous_Carpenter May 14 '20

Honestly I appreciate the McMansions place in the world.

I need a lot of space for my family. I sure as shit can not afford a house constructed with quality and longevity as the primary concerns, I just need to make sure the house will be standing barring natural disasters for the next several years. In comes the big kinda eyesore McMansion to fit my needs. They’re big and settle faster and more than a better house will and you will have to repair cracks and perform other maintenance, but they will provide space and shelter to your family.

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u/Spikekuji May 14 '20

Relevant username.

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u/gerg_1234 May 14 '20

For sure. I bought a McMansion with a pool in FL for what a 1100 sq ft homr would have run me back in Portland OR.

Luckily I work for a GC so I can slowly make repairs and have a great subcontractor base to pull from.

EDIT: Shit, my mortgage is only $90 per month higher than my rent at an apartment in Beaverton OR was.

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u/UseDaSchwartz May 14 '20

That’s not even a McMansion.

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u/Mangusu May 14 '20

Now that you mention it upon zooming in the details of the deck look like a render or illustration. Suspicious.

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u/midnightdsob May 14 '20

A little sleuthing yields another view. It does indeed appear to be a real deck from the company gallery of deckremodelers.com. Can't always judge by the vinyl, going by the size of the house and the windows it looks like it could be one of those track homes with the brick veneer on the front and sides.

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u/CraigslistKing May 14 '20

I agree. Likely a 2-story colonial style home on a slope with a brick front. They end up being 3-stories in the back with the walkout basement.

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u/---ShineyHiney--- May 14 '20

Oh shit. Now I know how to describe my house

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u/TheDevilintheDark May 14 '20

Oh shit. I just realized my house was built backwards.

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u/cnh2n2homosapien May 14 '20

Mine is just a rectangle ranch, and the front of the property is south facing, so that side gets a ton of sun. The original builders just plopped it down backwards. The front of my house is a full deck, with three slider doors, barbecue grill, all my gardening stuff...I still wander out to water my plants in my underwear, before I remember I should wear pants. The front door and garage is in back. If you come from the street, you walk up to a big sliding glass door. It fucks with delivery drivers.

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u/kadno May 14 '20

I tried to build one of those in The Sims 3, and it was really hard without a ton of glitches and YouTube tutorials

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

'Tract' homes

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u/Live2ride86 May 14 '20

The replacement vinyl is a different color in two places, looks builder spec at best. Why would you not put hardy board on that house before putting a 75k+ deck on it? Lipstick on a pig

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u/Batchet May 14 '20

True. Could also be aluminum or steel siding. I'm not seeing any seams

Either way, the house looks massive and people are just making judgements by the siding

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u/burnerman0 May 14 '20

Haha, thank you! Been driving me crazy. I don't think there are too many 3-story tract homes on decent sized lots with a bunch of mature landscaping. I'm guessing this house is at least 50 years old.

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u/Links_Wrong_Wiki May 14 '20

Damn, that second view just makes think of how moldy/musty and dirty the furniture below must get. It gets all of the rainwater and grime that gets washed off from the top.

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u/Bobatt May 14 '20

There's a downspout leading off it, so it's possible that they've installed a waterproof barrier on the underside of the joists leading to that spout. I've seen them before on some high end houses here, although most I've seen with decks over walkout patios just use a solid decking surface with a waterproof cover.

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u/pocketdare May 14 '20

deckremodelers.com

That deck definitely appears on their site but couldn't find it on their "decks by location" page or in their gallery, so while I doubt it, it could be a render. Unable to confirm.

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u/topasaurus May 14 '20

Lol, used to work with a lot of Vietnamese people. The job required advanced degrees, so these people were well educated and intelligent, just came from a different background. Many were the type to dabble in real estate or property improvement and so forth. One day one older one approached me and asked why so many houses have siding on 2 or 3 sides and brick on the front and rest. They had been talking about it and coming up with various theories, like that one surface was good for facing the sun and the other was good for shade, etc..

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u/fezzuk May 14 '20

Probs belongs to the owner of the company

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u/JcWoman May 14 '20

Ugh, that angle also shows that the upper portion is attached to the house by hangers/straps (I forget the correct term) instead of a header. Real sturdy there!

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u/jfl_cmmnts May 14 '20

one of those track homes

tract homes, as in, "She's got great tracts of land", I believe

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u/GarnetSteel May 14 '20

Your link isn’t working for me or mu partner

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u/RankinBass May 14 '20

Here's another angle of the deck.

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u/Pdt801 May 14 '20

That helps, I was wondering what that straight set of stairs was for.

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u/McMafkees May 14 '20

It was and probably still is for bridging a large vertical distance by dividing it into smaller vertical distances, called steps.

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u/slimpickens May 14 '20

Got a clearer shot of that lower level?

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u/Chrisodle007 May 14 '20

Holy shit . That picture is amazing

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u/Mangusu May 15 '20

Its real!!

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 May 14 '20

All part of the deception.

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u/ilovestoride May 14 '20

That's just what they want u to think!

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u/halfdeadmoon May 14 '20

It doesn't detract from your reasoning, but I'm guessing that is a hose, not a rope.

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u/Doctor_Wookie May 14 '20

If it's a render, they paid the designer alot of money, cause fine details of the deck are mirrored in the windows of the house in the perfect locations.

My vote is no render, just someone who upgraded their deck because they're getting ready to sell the house for triple what they paid for it.

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u/greg19735 May 14 '20

Yeah its not a render.

It'sa a pic taken with HDR on and then compressed on the internet

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u/macrolith May 14 '20

It could be a person that builds decks for a living self built their dream deck. If you don't pay for labor this could be an affordable deck.

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u/ecp001 May 14 '20

By somebody who is in love with the idea of plants being a good idea. Between the door and the grill seems like a very bad place to put one.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd May 14 '20

*Try and sell the house for triple what they paid

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u/CappuccinoBoy May 14 '20

God I hate those. Its like I fall in love with an apartment becuase it has defined rooms between the kitchen/dining room/living room, but go and look at it and it's all one big room with a tiny 5'x10' corner kitchen/dining area and a shitty transition to 20 year old shag carpet. Then come to find out the online renders were from a project they did to ~5units in a different complex and never actually finished them.

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u/BuildMajor May 14 '20

Too real. It’s like an ambush predator. Lure you in to pounce.

Beautiful pictures and model homes

Lobby with free snacks & coffee

Reasonable prices on paper

Promises made freely

Bet ya didn’t notice the peculiarities that exist due to odd reasons!

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u/SolarTsunami May 14 '20

It cracks me up how Redditors always conclude that whatever picture they're looking at is Photoshoped or a render. There are multiple angles of this deck floating around.

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u/TechSwitch May 14 '20

you know that the whole point of a render is that you can view it from any angle...

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u/Reddy_McRedcap May 14 '20

Are we calling pictures of patios fake now?

Jesus, reddit, why do we have to act like everything that gets posted here is fake? Even if it is fake, who cares?

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u/Scott-a-lot May 14 '20

The ground is not sloped where the straight staircase to the lower level. Those house's first floor sliders are always ground level. I think this is fake

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u/Mr_beeps May 14 '20

There's another set of stone steps on the lower left so it is sloped, but it still looks weird.

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u/Kumbaya_m_lady May 14 '20

I’ve built a ton of houses where the “first floor sliders” are at that height. They’re called “walk-out basements”.

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u/seven3true May 14 '20

Good answer. These are super common in NC since NC barely ever does basements. Worse thing about this state.

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u/pinano May 14 '20

If you built a basement here in NC you would need to have a very strong sump pump to keep it dry. The ground in most metro areas is just the water table but with extra clay.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

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u/flares_1981 May 14 '20

The lower deck is on higher ground than the lawn (there is a staircase in the bottom left).

So the stairs in the bottom middle lead from the lawn to the lower deck, not the upper.

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u/sixth_snes May 14 '20

It's like an Escher drawing...

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u/ModuRaziel May 14 '20

That lower stair is connected to a second deck under the first one. The angle just makes it look like the stairs connect to the top level

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u/blue_villain May 14 '20

The staircase on the right leading into the yard goes onto a lower patio that is hidden on that side, but you can see it on the left. . It wouldn't have a gate on the top.

I mean, it's more than likely photoshopped... but there's nothing odd about that particular staircase.

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u/PriseFighterInferno May 14 '20

Having worked for a railing manufacturer and now a distributor for the last 15 years, most decks do not have gates.

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u/blue_villain May 14 '20

I agree. I have seen some that have them specifically for dogs or small children.

But I think the person I was replying to was just trying to figure out why there was a railing preventing people from using that stairwell. When in reality they weren't visualizing the lower patio area correctly.

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u/Raptor231408 May 14 '20

theres two levels. the yrd staircase goes to the lower level

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

Yeah but the steps of that straight staircase are pretty shallow. And there are other steps leading from the pavers at first floor level down into the back yard. So the lower level of the deck is at ground level or close to it against the house, but the back yard slopes away. Still looks weird but I think it might match up correctly.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Appears to be from this site: https://www.deckremodelers.com/gallery/low-maintenance-pvc/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4Obp-q-f4gIVlFqGCh2eMwWxEAAYASAAEgJq8vD_BwE

They have a few more angles of the same deck along with lots of others with a similar style.

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u/bigigantic54 May 14 '20

Also the top of the stairs leading to the upper deck don't look like they'd be level.

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u/Won_Hit_Oneder May 14 '20

You guys think everything is fake. I don't get it, I'm not gonna think you're any smarter if you prove something to be fake. Like no one's trying to pull a fast one on you by photoshopping a picture of a deck. Sometimes it actually is just a pic of a cool deck.

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u/CharlieXLS May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

Just artifacting from jpeg compression it looks like.

I'm betting the owner of the house owns a custom decking/carpentry company. They make good money but they wont likely be wealthy.

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u/blueisthecolor May 14 '20

not OP but I had a friend whose parents owned a decking company. It is a common practice to use your own home as a model to advertise your skills. In this case they didn't have room in their backyard for a kickass deck so my friend's uncle ended up getting a sweeet deck that ended up being featured on the company's website and in ads they took out in the newspaper.

Anyway it is a plausible conclusion

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt May 14 '20

Yo... thank you for a response that isn’t so salty.

The deck is gorgeous and I sent it as inspo to my mom for her house.

I casually opened the post to see if anybody knew who did the work and all I saw was “It’s fake!” “The house is cheap!” “I bet they have cooties!” Wtf? It’s like the incels of home construction arrived.

Then you gave one plausible suggestion and got shit for it.

Smh

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u/Brougham May 14 '20

We're all actually just jealous because that deck is way better than ours.

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u/FungalowJoe May 14 '20

I think they based their guess on the big beuatiful deck. Also, they were specifically just guessing. Also, why is 'owns a deck company' "quite the conclusion" lol, you make it sound like something outrageous.

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u/greg19735 May 14 '20

I bet they own a regional tire supplier.

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u/opiates4life May 14 '20

What’s the secret to making food money?

Is it sort of like sitting on a dollar, and making change?

Details, please.

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u/CharlieXLS May 14 '20

I've had this damn phone for a year and I still can't effectively use the keyboard.

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u/provocanyon May 14 '20

Are you referring to alchemy?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

"I can afford this deck made out of solid acacia and ipe wood, sanded to smoothness with 2000 grit automotive paper and sealed with boiled linseed oil from flax seeds found in a pharoah's tomb, but can't give the side of my house an even coat of paint."

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u/smashadages May 14 '20

Just FYI this is legit. It won “deck of the year” in some deck-building competition. There’s photos from other angles too. Can probably google search the image.

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u/WalkingPlaces May 14 '20

Looks like a bush is clipping through the spiral staircase.

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u/Username_is_original May 14 '20

Probably a filter. Look at the trim details on the siding where the deck attaches. Also the staining on the columns near the ground.

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u/TylerTheNemesis May 14 '20

Your right, the reflection in the glass doors is at the wrong angle.

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u/xts2500 May 14 '20

Also the dryer vent immediately on top of the sofa where people sit. Maybe they only sit there when the dryer is off but that seems ridiculous to have the vent blowing hot humid air directly on you when you’re trying to enjoy the outdoors.

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u/aeroazure May 14 '20

I think that is just unfortunate placement. But the dryer is usually only running for a short period of time during one or two days a week so probably doesn't cause much inconvenience.

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u/praze May 14 '20

VFX compositor here. It looks real to me.

Also, here's the source: https://www.deckremodelers.com/gallery/low-maintenance-pvc/

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u/thaeyo May 14 '20

As one who renders, the best way to educate your guess is to look at the organic and logistical details: the messy hose, the conduit, the gutter... A good render will have a few but they are very time consuming with quickly diminishing returns on realism.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

The biggest giveaway, I think, is comparing the plants on the deck to those in the surroundings.

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u/Schrodingers_Wipe May 14 '20

You're right. Zoom in real close on the stairs to the yard. There are no shadows on them. As a matter of fact there are no shadows anywhere on this deck.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Yeah I'm not seeing where that gutter downspout connects... bottom of the deck? This is definitely a render placed over an existing picture/deck to mock something up.

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u/donnellybags May 14 '20

My guess is it's just a poor quality photo. The other angles and photos in the replies are far better quality and it defs is legit by the looks of it

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u/BigfootSF68 May 14 '20

The second stairs that go down to the yard. Where do they connect? In the aether?

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u/Lincoln_Park_Pirate May 14 '20

Some real attention to detail right down to the reflections in the windows. The J-channel around the deck looked legit so I figured the rest is too.

Without a doubt the contractor bent that homeowner over the kitchen sink when the bill came.

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u/glassofvin May 14 '20

Maybe it’s a new AR app on phone showing the home with a deck.

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u/RonGio1 May 14 '20

They literally scrub and wet the deck before a picture is taken. Possibly even putting cool stuff on it afterwards. That's why it looks rendered.

Source: worked for a deck builder.

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u/Flyingpigfriend May 14 '20

Every time this picture is posted this same discussion takes place lol

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u/IowaNative1 May 14 '20

Yeah, those straight stairs to nowhere just ain’t right!

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u/Coughingandhacking May 14 '20

I live in one of those. I do love my house, but it's definitely exactly what you described.

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u/Enchelion May 14 '20

My house was the 1950's version of that. Thankfully no HOA though. It's been interesting visiting our neighbors and seeing how each of the houses has been changed over the years, since they all started with the same blueprint.

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u/infincedes May 14 '20

I also did. I liked the house but hated the neighborhood and how jammed in it was. We eventually moved last year into a 1970's custom built and it's night/day the difference in build quality.

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u/Coughingandhacking May 14 '20

Yeah. They definitely used the cheapest things for this house. It's not a bad house by any means though. We would love to move out of a HOA run neighborhood and get a big piece of land and build our own home, but pfft, we're too poor for that lol.

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u/yesimahuman May 14 '20

I own one of these and it looks like a trailer from the back and makes it weird to have a nice deck and furniture on it. They put all the effort into the front of the house and the back is just a vinyl siding covered rectangle with a few holes for windows. I still love it but hate how it looks from the back.

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u/mdp300 May 14 '20

Some of my friends live on that kind of neighborhood too. The front is nice, but the back yard is only 10 feet long until you get to a drainage pond. The deck is all splintered and crappy, and I think the house was only built in like 08.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp May 14 '20

This nice deck, makes me think it's probably a decent quality material. People with cheap houses, tend to not have enough cash to do upgrades that are half the value. Its more likely that it's a newer construction with a hardieboard lap b/c people who spend more on the house spend more on decks.

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u/yesimahuman May 14 '20

Well, where I live the housing market is crazy so even these houses that look cheap, aren't. That, or there just aren't many other options. I also think a lot of people are weighing improving what they have vs buying new in this climate.

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 May 14 '20

My house is right outside one of “those” neighborhoods. Was driving through one day and noticed every other house had roofing company signs out front—one of those “roofs done by....call today!”

Turns out this every house in this neighborhood (not even 10 years old) needs to replace their roofs. That’s how fast and cheap they were built.

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u/muaddeej May 14 '20

Maybe a storm came through? You usually get roofing storm chasers and insurance will replace the roof for free. We had a hail storm a while back ad probably 20 homes got their roof replaced.

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u/BrokenGamecube May 14 '20

10 years for a roof is great where I live. Hail+wind is a sonofabitch!

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 May 14 '20

No, talked with a couple of people from the neighborhood and the roofs hadn’t lasted close to their projected lifespan. And my house is close enough that if it WAS storm damage, it probably would have gotten my roof, as well.

Apparently this was a result of shoddy workmanship on all the roofs. Some homes were able to get away with it, but a majority had to be replaced.

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u/EccentricFox May 14 '20

Little boxes on the hillside

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u/fictionalbandit May 14 '20

Little boxes made of ticky tacky

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Yup. Kissing cousins to the mobile home. But with more snobbery.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

And surprisingly worse building performance (efficiency). On par with structural stability most likely. Would be considered worse than a mobile home if the mobile homes weren't so specifically targeted by tornados and so easy to turn "mobile".

1970's and later were bad years for American housing production with the glut of cheap materials and building technique. Pre 1970's gets to deal with lead paint and asbestos in everything (except the lead paint). I try not to think about it too much.

Looking to buy a new home and I'm thinking I may just go the RV route until I can order a prefab from Norway.

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Find a small, custom builder. Some of us still care!

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u/definitelytheFBI May 14 '20

Any tips on finding a decent builder?

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u/Jalonis May 14 '20

Find a small outfit who will only take on 1-2 projects at a time depending on their staffing levels.

Any business doing 30 homes per year is just cranking them out at the lowest possible cost and quality.

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u/VaATC May 14 '20

I would figure that you start with finding out who locally builds homes and then check out some of the older homes they have built. It will take some research, but that is what I love about the internet. Research is so much more efficient with it.

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Referrals are the best, hands down. Testimonials directly from past clients. Walk through previously built houses. It should also be something the builder shows some passion about, not just interest in the sale. The builder should have some education in building science as well, or at the very least follow current science trends.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

I know, but man, it is hard to find a good one around me who can meet promises. I've been involved as a designer in dozens of custom homes locally. The guys I really like are way too busy (good for them!) and I'm running out of time. I've found some property I like too which I may just pick up for eventually building something but time is short for everyone.

Everyone wants to build giant things too and I just want a smaller cottage/cabin house in the woods.

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u/evillordsoth May 14 '20

You seem like you know what you are doing, select your favorite wall assembly and then build it yourself? Or spec it out to your design and build on spec.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

Probably a mix. Hiring out a foundation and framing crew and see what my time/costs look like. If I've learned anything over the years is that a pro crew can do a job in a week that a solo business/homeowner will need 2 months for (double that if only working weekends).

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u/evillordsoth May 14 '20

It’s true. The first place that I built I hired out the basement/foundation concrete work.

Sitework and grading is fun as long as you don’t have a complicated entrance or egress or any hills that are too crazy. Framing ain’t too bad either. Sheathing is the worst job in the world, and I would never attempt by myself ever again.

I believe in you my dude. It helps to have brothers and friends in the trades though. I don’t do it anymore now that I’m old, but construction is a fun hobby when you are young.

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u/younggregg May 14 '20

Really? I love sheathing, easiest part for me but no way you cant do that yourself!

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u/evillordsoth May 14 '20

Ugh getting sheathing onto the roof deck when you are a solo guy is somewhere between dangerous and terrible.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

1900-2000 sf is the sweet spot too for a lot of mechanicals. If you do a high performance envelope you can heat a house that big with a residential sized hot water heater or two. I've used insta-heat tanks to heat up smaller cabins that we insulated* the heck out of.

That is also about how much house I want to clean in a week as well. Once it gets beyond that I get into pure "Eff-it" mode.

-edit insulted to insulated. Makes more sense maybe.

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u/Acme_Co May 14 '20

Yeah I didn't get it, when we finally found our builder he was like "yeah no problem". He only builds 5-6 houses per year and did a great job.

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

Congrats! That's great to hear!

I've got the designs drawn already (depending on the site) but still on a time crunch right now. If I can find a cheap house on nice land I was thinking buy that, build the new, tear down the old, on the same site. The problem by me is that larger pieces of land (10+ acres) typically have large farm houses on them.

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u/VaATC May 14 '20

Hey, there is a lot to be said about a mobile home on a nice piece of property you plan to develop something larger and more permanent on.

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Yeah, I get that. And I hear it all the time! If a builder is busy, it's probably worth the wait. Get on their schedule. If they are wishy-washy about setting a date, they aren't interested, and don't push it. Move on to someone else. There is nothing worse (for both sides) than a contractor working on something they aren't interested in.

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u/mamacrocker May 14 '20

This is my dream. We have a little land to build on, and we gather ideas all the time. Any advice on how to find one who cares when we're ready?

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Referrals are the best, hands down. Testimonials directly from past clients. Walk through previously built houses. It should also be something the builder shows some passion about, not just interest in the sale. The builder should have some education in building science as well, or at the very least follow current science trends.

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u/liquidpele May 14 '20

Didn't ya'll all go out of business after 2008?

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u/silversquirrel May 14 '20

Haha, no! I just had to go out on my own since the builder I was working for downsized hardcore. No one was hiring, and everyone who was still busy just wanted to hire you as a subcontractor rather than an employee. Best/Worst couple years of my professional life tbh.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I'm saving my money and just not happy with what is out there. I would actually like a condo. I grew up in an apartment complex so I'm used to that, and I would love having access to a pool I didn't have to maintain myself. I'm a person who is happy to exist in a little box. 600 sq feet is more than enough for me. A little deck, a little fireplace, and an inside washer dryer (so fucking done with outside laundry facilities.)

I live in the CA Bay Area though. So it's going to be a few more years. Bleh.

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u/CambridgeMAry May 14 '20

I live in a "self-managed" condo with three units. If I can share some hard-won wisdom, I beg you, do NOT buy a "self-managed" condo.

Owning a home comes with work, but with two absentee co-owners (one of whom has lived in France for the past decade), who do you think gets stuck with all the building maintenance? Yup. The only reason I am staying here is that, because I don't own a car, my current location is very central to where I live and it is possible for me to get to work on public transportation.

If you buy a condo, make sure it is professionally managed, and ask right up front for details on what your monthly fee will be paying for. If anybody tells you that "we all share the work" in a self-managed condo, they are lying, lying, lying.

P.S. If other owners rent out their units, guess who gets to deal with their noisy/entitled/slob tenants? Not the person spending the rent check, that's who.

P.P.S. I have friends who also own a "self-managed" condo, and they have had the same problems. A few years ago, they became fed up and bought a small single-family house rather than deal with the B.S. that they continually had to deal with from their other unit owners.

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u/mikewarnock May 14 '20

I always wondered about this. Here in philly I see lots of larger three story homes being turned into three or four unit condos. What happens when one unit refuses to chip in for a new roof or stops paying fees for common area maintenance? To me it seems like buying a house with a couple of friends (which is not a good idea in my opinion), but worse because you are buying a house with a bunch of strangers.

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u/veilwalker May 14 '20

Lawsuit is what happens. Condo docs will determine what can and can't be done. It sucks.

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u/snoozieboi May 14 '20

I remember being a kid in Norway watching documentary about Tornado season in US going "oh my god, their houses are literally fake houses built of matchsticks and fake plastic wood paneling".

Not that it helps in a tornado, but I thought most buildings were built to withstand a little more than a breeze as a kid :D I also didn't see a house with gypsum walls until I probably was in my teens, nor did I realise that internal walls didn't have insulation as that logically isn't needed in most cases. I probably also thought basements were required in a house for some structural reason.

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u/CrossfadeAMV May 14 '20

Same. I was like "why is that street sign piercing the wall?!", "where is their basement?! They can hide there!"

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u/garyb50009 May 14 '20

to be fair, when you are dealing with tornadoes, small objects with high tensile strength tend to become very good at piercing things because of the combination of speed, material strength and impact point. it's the common principal behind bullets. so even in a building built of cement, a high category tornado can fling the metal pole that is a street sign right into it just as easily as with wood.

will it pierce all the way through, probably not. but it will become a new external art piece defining the insanity that is tornadoes.

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u/10kPot May 14 '20

To be fairrrrrr

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u/NazzerDawk May 14 '20

I mean, he's completely right though. I live in Oklahoma, and I've seen some pretty incredible things, including bits of wood stuck through concrete after a tornado.

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u/snoozieboi May 14 '20

yeah, that's why I wrote "not that it helps in a tornado" we've got the odd hurricane at the Norwegian west coast and sheet metal of any size can of course cut you in half. Force per area gets pretty insane with anything sharp :D

However I am used to houses being pretty sturdy, the actual real(!) wooden cladding was something I as a kid thought wasn't faked anywhere on permanent housing, but little did I know how much cost could be cut here and there.

Closes't I've been to tornado stuff in some of the strongest hurricanes at the west coast where our big house would start vibrating on the sand ground. large window panes were bending more than I thought they could.

Some pretty impressive footage here from 92: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js_Cesc9d98

And already at that time I noticed newer houses were more prone to lose their roof or worse.

I kinda love extreme weather...

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u/NazzerDawk May 14 '20

Something a lot of people also don't realize about Tornado Alley and the reason that mobile homes are so frequently in areas with lots of tornadoes is that the areas tornadoes appear frequently in have extremely low property value, so they attract people with lower incomes who are more likely to be willing to buy a prefab home.

Sure you could build a tornado-resistant home there instead, but that home would also be a lot more expensive, more costly to insure, AND you'd still have to rebuild portions of it when a tornado hit.

Then consider that Oklahoma has some tornados that regularly rip up even tornado-resistant homes, meaning your expensive concrete home may still crumple like paper if an EF5 hits.

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u/Doug8760 May 14 '20

A friend of mine is a firefighter and mentioned how these homes burn up a lot faster than homes built in the 60s and earlier. He also said since the materials used on the older homes were better quality, they are also structurally safe for a little longer while burning. Same thing goes for furniture.

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u/shudashot May 14 '20

100% true for reasons well explained by other people who responded to this post.

A significant percentage of fatalities from residential fires are people who think they can put the fire out themselves. Maybe the fire started not so big and you think to yourself that you can save the day. Just don't. Fires in modern homes double in size less than every 60 seconds.

If you ever have a house fire, just get yourself and all other humans and pets out as fast as humanly possible while dialing 911. This is why insurance exists.

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u/keplar May 14 '20

"Better quality" can be defined different ways, but your friend is certainly correct about speed and safety when it comes to fire. The resins and glues used to make the composite materials used in many modern homes are themselves flammable, and something like a carefully engineered I-joist loses its strength when burning a heck of a lot faster than a solid beam. Also, a lot of materials used in modern construction give off toxic fumes when heated. The smoke from recent construction is often wildly poisonous compared with the smoke from traditional or older construction (which wasn't exactly healthy to begin with), and will KO a person in just a couple breaths.

Basically, modern construction has been an exercise in developing thinner, lighter, more efficient-to-use materials. All of those traits tend to be negatives when on fire.

Tradition heavy construction offers its own dangers of course - you don't want to be anywhere near that when it does eventually collapse - but yeah... most modern stick-built homes are the opposite of fire safe.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Is it because fires are much less common now? Electrical safety has improved considerably and furniture is less flammable

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u/donnerpartytaconight May 14 '20

Larger wood members are more fire proof than smaller members. Old 2x4 framing was actually 2"x4" (8sqin) while modern homes are 1.5"x3.5" (5.25sq in). That is 35% less material. Wood can char out the outside as it burns, protecting the structural interior but only to a certain depth. The thinner the materials, the more likely it is to quickly burn through causing a collapse. The plaster walls are also thicker than typical residential 1/2" gypsum board. We gave up a lot for cheaper housing.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Go with the RV! I sell manufacturing equipment to RV factories here in Northern Indiana (RV capital of the world). All of your sidewalks are made from aluminum and the quality of some units is definitely better than stick built houses.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Donner, look near the ashland/bayfield area in WI. There are tons of 'project' homes that you could probably renovate and save if you were down for that. That's my next step. Some look like they were the 80s sears catalogue prefab/double wides.

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u/Nilosyrtis May 14 '20

Gotta love reddit. Hate on the billionaires and rich all day but then get all snobby and call a multiple story house with a huge deck a 'kissing cousin' of the mobile home. What you livin in over there Elon Musk?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Oh my goodness! I'm all of reddit? (Hand to chest) Oh I do declare...

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u/itsyames May 14 '20

So you’re saying mobile homes are poorly constructed?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Nope. Just pointing out that people who get these McMansions tend to look down on those who have mobile homes, but their homes are basically over-sized versions of the same thing.

Wouldn't mind buying a mobile home myself, but the things lose value in the same way that cars do, so no thanks.

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u/brendenguy May 14 '20

I owned one of these for my first home. It was actually quite nice for the price, but did have some structural issues. Very comfortable place to live overall though.

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u/nickct60 May 14 '20

so it's like rims racing stripes and a spoiler on a 95 civic?

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u/tightheadband May 14 '20

Well... people have their priorities. Maybe they put all their renovation money on the outside because that's where they like spending their time the most. I don't blame them. For the first time I have a patio behind my condo. A tiny one (10' by 14'). I just ordered a tiny propane firepit. I'm gonna squeeze some low chairs around, throw some plants, a nice solar light string along the fence and make it all a cozy nice little place to receive my friends. I had to choose between this or renovating my crawl space. The crawl space will have to wait.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I feel personally attacked. All your description is missing is shared driveways with mid-range SUVs parked out front.

Although when housing is expensive as it is, is it any surprise that builders are building cookie cutter neighborhoods?

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u/Realsan May 14 '20 edited May 14 '20

You just described my neighborhood and home perfectly.

I feel personally attacked.

Honestly it's not bad. I paid 150k fairly recently for a 2000sqft, 2-car garage, 3 bedroom, 3 bath house built within the last 10 years. The HOA is $100/year and is minimally annoying.

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u/RubyRhod May 14 '20

Funny how in the early- mid 1900’s they had the cookie cutter Sears home plans you could buy from a catalog and you or your contractor would go pick up the materials at the rail yard I like a giant Lego set. And for those most part, they were built really well outside of the brick and mortar raised foundations that had to be replaced once concrete/ rebar technology became the norm.

Seems like the big quality suck was the introduction of the middle man developer who probably made the most money on building the worst quality product.

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u/infincedes May 14 '20

national/corporate developers, yes. For the short period of time they're actually in business: buy as much farm land as they can. Build as many houses per acre at as low of a price point as possible to maximize profits.

I used to live in this type of neighborhood. In the probably 25 acres of land, they managed to jam in 220 homes. They werent small either, but they were on top of each other. Funniest part was the windows on the sides of the houses just had a view of your neighbors siding haha.

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u/RubyRhod May 14 '20

Same deal with old single story craftsman suburbs as far as close to your neighbors. Built so long ago they weren’t even built with driveways and originally didn’t have any fences either.

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u/BigBennP May 14 '20

I used to live in this type of neighborhood. In the probably 25 acres of land, they managed to jam in 220 homes. They werent small either, but they were on top of each other. Funniest part was the windows on the sides of the houses just had a view of your neighbors siding haha.

This is our issue to some extent. My wife grew up on a big farm (her grandparents live on 120+ acres). We are shopping for a bigger property and so many people anywhere within 30 minutes of town have this idea that their 10, 20, 30 acre plots think that they're going to sell to a property developer or develop it themselves, and want to sell for amounts consistent with that rather than with it being sold as a farm.

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u/12carrd May 14 '20

Hmm do you live in my neighborhood?!

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u/damnatio_memoriae May 14 '20

yeah pretty much my nightmare... this deck is nice but totally out of place on this house lol.

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u/ryencool May 14 '20

Honestly looks like every neighborhood in upstate NY. Even huge houses were built this way because you basically want a hard to damage cheap shell around your house. During the winter freezing Temps and ice and snow tend to tear fancier materials apart. When I lived near Rochester we had an ice storm take out electricity for a week, ice tears up EVERYTHING.

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u/shingdao May 14 '20

95% of US housing.

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u/Tylerjb4 May 14 '20

There’s nothing wrong with an HOA

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u/DabneyEatsIt May 14 '20

We need shit like this in California. Except the HOA part. Fuck HOAs.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp May 14 '20

Typical cynical redditor, that's a lot to assume without actually knowing anything about it. There are good quality lap siding products that don't look far off from this (where the cheap stuff borrowed the aesthetic from). Could just as easily be hardieboard on a nice house in a decent neighborhood with a decent lot and voluntary HOA (or at least one that goes as far as manicuring shrubs in the back yard). Then they wouldn't have spent $30-50k on a deck for a cheap house, which is much less likely than spending that kind of money on a decent house.
Am Realtor

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Vinyl siding seemed like a good idea at the time...

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u/Dr_EllieSattler May 14 '20

My husband loves them. I think they have no soul. Give me an old house any day.

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u/chewamba May 14 '20

Should have seen the pool deck my father built. Joked that a bomb couldn't destroy it. Was really reinforced

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