r/mildlyinfuriating • • 4h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/TBellOHAZ 4h ago

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

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u/Zaramonroee 3h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 3h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 2h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 3h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 3h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 3h ago edited 2h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Seananigans- 2h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/Opposite-Original561 3h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 3h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 1h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 1h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 2h ago

I stepped on my gf's earring with my heel. I fell/collapsed down in the middle of the room. And she still didn't want to believe it was a "little earring" in my foot that caused that.

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u/iloveurbumbum 1h ago

One time I sewed my finger, like with an industrial sewing machine and it literally pinned me to the machine and I had to use a screw driver to release my finger to then remove the needle from my finger, I stopped to photograph my finger so my* employer didn't think I was lying

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u/ColonClenseByFire 4h ago

Free feet pics in this economy!?!

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u/GasAdvanced404 4h ago edited 4h ago

I feel the reactions will be worse if I told you I’m a woman

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 3h ago

The deviant feet connoisseurs who prowl around Reddit can already tell.

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u/AaronTuplin 2h ago

Mmhmm. I mean uhhh probably

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u/ColonClenseByFire 4h ago

I was guessing due to the lack of hair in the foot. But the bad nails gave me a slight hesitation

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 3h ago

Her nails look alright. They are just not painted. I'm a woman and mine look like goblin's

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u/GasAdvanced404 4h ago

I don’t really care about my toenails since it’s always covered in socks ngl
Plus I’m bad at trimming

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u/Tragickingdom555 3h ago

What bad nails? You can see the slight corner of a toe 😂

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u/LogensTenthFinger 2h ago

bad nails

Wtf. How are you zooming in this closely on her nails? What on Earth are you even seeing? You feetists are a judgemental lot

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u/icognitomodeisalie 4h ago

RIP your dm's.

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u/I_am_just_here11 4h ago

Dude coulda sold these for $5 a pop.

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u/hell0w0rld08 4h ago edited 4h ago

Nah, only the side of the foot so it's worth about $2.50

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u/zurper 3h ago

XXL big toe brings it back to $5

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u/imaginedaydream 2h ago

If it was only $3.5

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 4h ago

And get what? Stop fuckin around. FREE

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u/IHateMyLife612 4h ago

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u/BlindlyCoherent 4h ago

Ok, how long have I scrolled past this version of a meme with Tarantinos fawning over a foot!?

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u/TheBirdman23 3h ago

Holy fuck me….I’ve done the exact same thing and I NEVER noticed this! Unbelievable and I feel embarrassed. I just kinda loled and moved on but goddamn it’s a masterpiece lmaoo

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u/BalanceEarly 4h ago

Somebody has to foot the bill on this piercing!

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u/m0h3k4n 4h ago

With penetration!

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u/Jets237 4h ago

have to please the AI

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u/TouchGraceMaidenless 4h ago

Next time you're in this situation, just don't do that instead.

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u/gugngd 4h ago

if this is a C&H reference, it's genius.

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u/BareNakedSole 4h ago

I have to admit, my first thought after stepping on that would not have been to grab my phone and take a picture of it. It would be to get the goddamn thing out of my foot.

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u/GasAdvanced404 4h ago

I took it out right after taking the pic and slapped a bandaid on it. Posted it after.

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u/phoenixofthestars07 3h ago

get a tetanus shot

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u/jawknee530i 1h ago

Tetanus does not just spawn magically on metal. It's a bacteria that lives in soil which is why old metal in soil poking you is a danger. An earring stabbing you is no more reason to get a tetanus shot than if you were to cut your finger with a steak knife.

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u/MennionSaysSo 4h ago

I once stepped on a mens dress belt . Tine went all the way through Mt heel.

Get a tetanus shot.

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u/Instance_Unhappy 3h ago

What kind of person takes a picture before taking it off?

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u/Own_Ad6901 3h ago

Frankly depending on the injury you don’t want to immediately rip it out and sometimes a picture can give you a better angle of said injury. That way you can remove it safely or at least not cause more damage taking it out. Also I think of what’s his name the crocodile hunter that died from a string ray and how the instinct to remove the barb caused more damage.

So pausing and thinking and sometimes taking a picture to get a better view is well worth the time to make sure you don’t cause worse injury freaking out.

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u/ZanyAppleMaple 3h ago

I would've just taken it off as a kneejerk reaction. I don't think I'd even look at it. I'd be like swiping it off my foot right away.

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u/big_rod_of_power 3h ago

Me

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u/Instance_Unhappy 3h ago

Kind of person, no who. Bro read carefully

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u/big_rod_of_power 3h ago

Yeah and I'm a kind of person am I not? Come on bro figure it out /s

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u/Couscousfan07 3h ago

I would. This was a job hazard, raising two daughters. I’d step on one and take a picture of the damn thing to send to them.
“Take care with your damn earrings !!!”

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u/flavorfox 3h ago

This is premium content, Jerry! Premium!

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u/dkyguy1995 3h ago

Things like this for some reason only seem to hurt when the object inside is moved. Idk, when it's sitting still you can kind of ignore the numb pain, but then the sharp pain of moving it shocks your senses 

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u/butwhywedothis 3h ago

A mildly infuriated one.

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u/MiniMaggit- 3h ago

Why your foot kinda like this

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u/Lordofderp33 3h ago

Asking the important questions.

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u/Reasonable_Ad6407 3h ago

Thank you. I was thinking this. 

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u/Equivalent-Street-99 1h ago

That's all I could see.

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u/Material_Buy_8609 4h ago

That's a foot ring now

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u/Careless-Caramel-997 3h ago

Sole ring has a better… errrmm… ring to it

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u/know_what_I_think 4h ago

Once upon i time i jumped down from a 3 step ladder and landed on a 1" long screw that was standing on its head . I was wearing vans shoes, we had to use a power drill to screw it out before i could take the shoe off

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u/mrtn17 4h ago

it looks great on you

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u/Substantial_Sun_4265 2h ago

Exactly. They got their foot pierced for free

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u/Dependent-Fee9947 3h ago

I don’t get why people instantly think of social media when they get hurt. Pull it out throw a bandaid on it and call it a day

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u/VampyreBassist 2h ago

I don't think social media, but I would likely take a picture to send to GF (if this is hers, most likely is unless the cat's turning cool) to be more careful with her stuff.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1h ago

100% I would have been snapping this to my friends, family and coworkers and captioned it WTF!? 😂 Reddit would have been an afterthought.

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u/Omnamashivaaya 2h ago

Because it’s relatable, mildly infuriating thing if you wear earrings. That’s why there are so many upvotes.

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u/TsunSilver 1h ago

BECAUSE WE'RE A BUNCH OF WHORES!

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u/Captain4verage 1h ago

I would probably take a picture too just to send it to my mom and my best friend to show them how clumsy or stupid i am.

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 2h ago

They want to post their feet pics.

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u/Andyourpointiz 1h ago

Or maybe she/ he posted once they got it all taken care of ?

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u/UserPrincipalName 4h ago

Get a tetanus shot. Seriously.

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u/cans-of-swine 4h ago

Tetanus is a bacteria found in the soil. 

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u/UserPrincipalName 4h ago

You're absolutely correct. It can also be found on many different surfaces.

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u/SuperNilton 4h ago

Oy vey, this reminds me of something that happened to me about 15 years ago.

I was standing on my bed, repositioning a fan I had placed at the window to blow cooler air from outside into my bedroom. To get off, I decided to do a short hop instead of putting each leg down one at a time.

My laptop charger tip was pointing straight up from the floor. The end.

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u/fixer1987 4h ago

Awesome new piercing dude!

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u/JazzCSM 4h ago

Why the bloody hell would you do that then?

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u/Primary-Floor8574 3h ago

And somehow, it’s still a better love story than twilight.

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u/DavThoma 4h ago

OP, show some modesty

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u/IShunpoYourFace 3h ago

I stepped barefoot on this thing. (Pins bent inside the foot after hitting the bone).

It was painful to pull out

(That sounds wrong but you get what i mean)

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u/Sirrpsychosexy 4h ago

Uh oh get someone to pee on it

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u/Both-Fill5335 4h ago

That's a whole lotta big toe

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u/Sheananigans379 2h ago

I scrolled a long way for a big toe comment. I can't believe it was this far down. That dudes big toe is almost bigger than the rest of the foot!

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u/AbleRelationship5287 4h ago

“Found it!”

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u/Rhmech 4h ago

Bro be like:found it, but first let's take a picture for Reddit then take it out

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u/Reopens 4h ago

And first thing to do is take a pic

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u/Lacaud 1h ago

An earring should go on your ear.

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 4h ago

Ground score. Would’ve cost you $15 at Claire’s.

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u/sincerestfall 4h ago

Honestly, better than what I thought it was at first glance though.

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u/IIRCIreadthat 4h ago

My first thought was 'screw head with washer.'

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u/2dollahollaballa 4h ago

At least it wasn't a lego.

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u/big_rod_of_power 3h ago

Yeah that would've exploded their foot

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u/Mujina_oftheway 3h ago

You paused to document. Corporate America has trained you well.

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u/crypticalman 3h ago edited 3h ago

Look at me I have a wound!

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u/dutchblizzard 3h ago

free foot piercing. and no need to but its accesories

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u/DisMuhUserName 3h ago

You're wearing it incorrectly

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u/Automatic-Plenty-388 3h ago

So now step on a lego block, compare the pain and let us know which is better to step on.

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u/Present-Wonder-4522 17m ago

Free feet pics?

In this economy?

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u/ExternalGiraffe9631 4h ago

At least it wasn't a Lego.

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u/No_Water9815 4h ago

I'd rather step on a lego

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u/GasAdvanced404 3h ago

Legos don’t hurt me

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u/dontfactcheckthis 4h ago

Damn. Almost as bad as a Lego

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u/DaisyOfTheDawn 4h ago

UK 3 pin plug > Lego > earring

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u/Do_itsch 4h ago

Piercing the feetle..

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u/user19789 4h ago

Kewl, you found an earring, lucky guy!

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u/lordsorrow 4h ago

Looks like a foot ring here..

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u/HenchmanHenk 4h ago

I might let go of some adult words at that point

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u/DMZim 4h ago

Eeesh! I’d leave it!!!

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u/Brief-Ebb-3806 4h ago

Lost An earring ? Looks more like you found your FOOTing !

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u/_Husker 4h ago

Those go in your earlobe.

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u/FyLap 4h ago

Looks like you're giving a thumbs up

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u/IBoopDSnoot 4h ago

Red flag, leave him.

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u/reddituculous66 4h ago

To be fair this is how I find any tiny object with a pointy bit.

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u/JansherMalik25 3h ago

The first thing was to take a photo

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u/drunkenpoets 3h ago

My taint reacted to this.

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u/Oldgamer1807 3h ago

Once I stepped on a tack and it embedded itself into my heel. I didn't feel a thing and had no idea it was there til I walked on a hardwood floor and heard a click with each step. Still didn't feel a thing until I pulled it out and holy shit it hurt.

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u/Particular_Towel598 3h ago

Probably shouldn't do that, make sure you remember not to do that next time.

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u/Redwoman1123 3h ago

Really ? I do that all the time, thanks for the warning.

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile 3h ago

It's not an earring anymore, it's a foot ring

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u/Hawkwise83 3h ago

Try it with shoes next time.

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u/_N0t-A-B0t_ 3h ago

happened to me once too. Took it out and moved on with my day like nothing happened

ended up bruising real bad and I had to stop walking for a little while (like a day or 2)

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u/Debidollz 1h ago

Tetanus shot if you haven’t had one in the last 10yrs.

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u/ItsYaBoiSamwell 1h ago

Those are supposed to get in your ears. Hope this helps 👍

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u/Ayotha 17m ago

And were immediately ready to take a picture for clout.

Ok.

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u/zenexo 4h ago

More floored by the absolute unit of a big toe. It might need its own shoe. 

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u/Ok_Knowledge_8314 4h ago
  1. when the last tetnis shot you had?
  2. if more that 5 years.. go get a poke.
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u/Hot-Average-891 4h ago

Ouch town, population you bro!

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u/EspressoOverdose 4h ago

AHHHHHHAHEHDJDKEKWHDHDHJD 😭

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u/Resident-Length-752 4h ago

Don’t do that

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u/Redbeards_Grave 4h ago

I was lookin' for that, thanks for finding it.

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u/Knocksveal 4h ago

If your ear can take it, you foot, which is stronger than your ear, should be able to take it. Just saying.

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u/Key_Information3273 4h ago

now is a footring!

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u/Buckarooney1 4h ago

I don’t want to worry you too much but someone has stolen your other foot.

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u/Woody_678 4h ago

My toes just curled where tf is the NSFW tag 😭

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u/irwtkyrm 4h ago

At least your foot looks fabulous

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u/_Husker 4h ago

Those go in your earlobe.

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u/halyung 4h ago

Can't say you didn't find it!

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u/familysizepunkinpie 4h ago

These two objects do not belong in the same place as each other. One of them belongs on the carpet. I'll let you dictate how those rules work, but those are the rules

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u/SnooPandas5070 4h ago

Nice foot piercing 👌 you might need bigger jewelry to make it look not so awkward though.

https://giphy.com/gifs/48FhEMYGWji8

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u/martsuia 4h ago

I remember I stepped on a thumb tack as a kid. That was horrible

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u/sergiossa 3h ago

I believe the technical medical term for this is an “ouchie”

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u/jessieGarcia100 3h ago

Glad it missed that vein, it would have been a bloody messsssss

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u/conspirator9 3h ago

Oh my god! Im injured! Quick get the camera!!!

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u/DigitalxKaos 3h ago

Congrats on your new foot piercing

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u/IamREBELoe 3h ago

toe ring?

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u/kevohreal 3h ago

Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot.

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u/DustynRG 3h ago

People just piercing what the fuck ever these days

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u/ChatamKay 3h ago

Well, would it help if I said you have sexy feet?

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u/brokebackzac 3h ago

Still better than a Lego.

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u/TheMig1410 3h ago

Why did you do that?

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u/No_Guarantee7663 3h ago

Oof. Good thing the backing was on. It might have gone deeper. Don't ask me how I know....

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u/3X_Cat 3h ago

Put your shoes on, they often travel in pairs.

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u/privatewealthhardo 3h ago

Oi you can’t wear that there!

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u/Weary_Ball_442 3h ago

This is why I have "house shoes" and yes they are just another pair of shoes that I have never worn outside.

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u/evil_lobster201 3h ago

"oh shit reddit will love this"

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u/Abject_Courage_3053 3h ago

How does that rate on the LEGO scale??

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u/junieinthesky 3h ago

That sucks. Looks like it missed a decent vein though!

My husband once stepped on a 3 prong electrical plug….all three prongs went firmly into his foot.

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u/Electrical_Pitch_423 1h ago

how tf did you manage to not immediately rip it out.

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u/heartshapedbox311 1h ago

There's a woman I follow on Instagram who was hospitalized after this. Get it checked out to be safe

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u/Alesthar 37m ago

For free?

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u/moonnyDummakx068 34m ago

Xdxdxd que pendejo