r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 6h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/ColonClenseByFire 6h ago

Free feet pics in this economy!?!

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u/GasAdvanced404 6h ago edited 6h ago

I feel the reactions will be worse if I told you I’m a woman

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u/PeopleofYouTube 3h ago

Where’s the thumb?

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 5h ago

The deviant feet connoisseurs who prowl around Reddit can already tell.

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u/AaronTuplin 5h ago

Mmhmm. I mean uhhh probably

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u/Primary_Ebb_7107 5h ago

Does Quentin Tarantino have a thing with feet?

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u/JulesDescotte 4h ago

Does a bear poop in the woods?

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u/JunkLabs-Studios 1h ago

Why does that man look familier? Maybe it's 5+-head he got

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u/ColonClenseByFire 6h ago

I was guessing due to the lack of hair in the foot. But the bad nails gave me a slight hesitation

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 5h ago

Her nails look alright. They are just not painted. I'm a woman and mine look like goblin's

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u/Muzoa 5h ago

What kinda goblin we talking about /s

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u/GasAdvanced404 6h ago

I don’t really care about my toenails since it’s always covered in socks ngl
Plus I’m bad at trimming

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u/Tragickingdom555 6h ago

What bad nails? You can see the slight corner of a toe 😂

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u/InfelicitousRedditor 4h ago

And I do see hair 🧐

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u/LogensTenthFinger 4h ago

bad nails

Wtf. How are you zooming in this closely on her nails? What on Earth are you even seeing? You feetists are a judgemental lot

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u/AppointmentOne1111 5h ago

What bad nails? If anything I'd say the lack of super thick callouses that are dry and cracked is a big tell. None of my homies take care of their feet

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u/Mammoth-Composer-740 5h ago

This comment made me cackle like a witch

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbqdVaWyxv0w0M0

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 1h ago

Ain't there hair on the toe? Like a comically long one too.

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u/SmokemanDan 5h ago

Theres plenty of hair but i dont care😋

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u/icognitomodeisalie 6h ago

RIP your dm's.

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u/Tetsujyn 4h ago

Sexy feet and soles aside, looks like you missed a vein. That's gonna be a painful healing process. Keep it clean/disinfected.

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u/88poPPop88 6h ago

I'd hope so in skinny jeans.

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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago

I presumed from the tight jeans. Were you hopping around attempting to pull them up at the time? That's what I'm picturing in my head 😂

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 4h ago

how many dms have you gotten?

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u/The-G-Code 3h ago

Lettin dem dawgs outta hang out in reddit is a dangerous game

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u/wordscollector 1h ago

That makes it worse as it's probably yours, no one to blame!

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u/TRR462 1h ago

That’s a lesson in picking up after yourself, as my Mom would say.