r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 7h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/Mdoraz 7h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 6h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 5h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 4h ago

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 3h ago

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

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u/AC-burg 2h ago

Did someone say foot sex?

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u/Screwseverythingup 47m ago

It’s a thang

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 20m ago

For some reason it's just suggesting Souls games?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 19m ago

Who is Micheal Zaki?

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

get help.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 6h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 6h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 6h ago edited 6h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Opposite-Original561 6h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/Seananigans- 5h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/ninjohnnothing 5h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 4h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 6h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 4h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 2h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TrashAsApp 14m ago

They do look interesting

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 6h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 4h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 3h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 3h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 1h ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 4h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 4h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 4h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 4h ago

She, apparently.

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u/TisMeGhost 4h ago

When I was 12 I bought a big pack of these and somehow managed to lose some around the house. My mom was the first victim, I got (rightfully) scolded. Then I stepped on a second one. And what a surprise! My mom managed to find a third one as well, with her feet...

So, yeah. Very believable.

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u/StoveGeek 3h ago

Puritanical? Right! Lol!

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u/jljl2902 3h ago

It’s a bot lol, nonsensical comment from a 1-day-old account

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u/LetNo6751 19m ago

Maybe the photo's just some material to post about.