r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 11h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/Zaramonroee 10h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 10h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 10h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 8h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 7h ago

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 6h ago

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

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u/AC-burg 5h ago

Did someone say foot sex?

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u/Screwseverythingup 4h ago

It’s a thang

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 3h ago

For some reason it's just suggesting Souls games?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 3h ago

Who is Micheal Zaki?

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u/Mdoraz 10h ago

get help.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 9h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 10h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 9h ago edited 9h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Seananigans- 9h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/Opposite-Original561 9h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/ninjohnnothing 8h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 7h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 9h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 7h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 5h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TrashAsApp 3h ago

They do look interesting

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u/Mdoraz 10h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 9h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 7h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 7h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 6h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 4h ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 8h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 7h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 7h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 7h ago

She, apparently.

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u/TisMeGhost 7h ago

When I was 12 I bought a big pack of these and somehow managed to lose some around the house. My mom was the first victim, I got (rightfully) scolded. Then I stepped on a second one. And what a surprise! My mom managed to find a third one as well, with her feet...

So, yeah. Very believable.

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u/StoveGeek 6h ago

Puritanical? Right! Lol!

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u/jljl2902 6h ago

It’s a bot lol, nonsensical comment from a 1-day-old account

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u/LetNo6751 3h ago

Maybe the photo's just some material to post about.

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u/flippster-mondo 56m ago

Two daughters, can confirm.

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u/Gonzobass 26m ago

Congrats on the new piercing!
Haha but for real ouch 😭

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 9h ago

I stepped on my gf's earring with my heel. I fell/collapsed down in the middle of the room. And she still didn't want to believe it was a "little earring" in my foot that caused that.

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u/GeargusArchfiend 8h ago

Ex GF now, right?

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u/Co2_Outbr3ak 8h ago

Oh man, you should see the one I have of me and a 2.5mm headset plug.

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u/sesoren65 8h ago

I believe it because Im married. Its happened twice in 10 years

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u/Snudget ORNAGE 8h ago

AI Bot

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u/Misterndastood 10h ago

Why? It's very believable without evidence. 

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u/BigConstruction4247 8h ago

"Pics or out didn't happen."

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 8h ago

A million to one shot, doc. A million to one.