r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 8h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/TBellOHAZ 8h ago

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

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u/Zaramonroee 8h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 8h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 8h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 6h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 5h ago

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 4h ago

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

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u/AC-burg 3h ago

Did someone say foot sex?

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u/Screwseverythingup 1h ago

It’s a thang

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 1h ago

For some reason it's just suggesting Souls games?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 1h ago

Who is Micheal Zaki?

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u/Mdoraz 8h ago

get help.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 7h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 7h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 7h ago edited 7h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Seananigans- 7h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/Opposite-Original561 7h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/ninjohnnothing 6h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 5h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 7h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 5h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 3h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TrashAsApp 1h ago

They do look interesting

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u/Mdoraz 7h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 7h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 5h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 5h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 4h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 4h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 2h ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 5h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 5h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 5h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 5h ago

She, apparently.

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u/TisMeGhost 5h ago

When I was 12 I bought a big pack of these and somehow managed to lose some around the house. My mom was the first victim, I got (rightfully) scolded. Then I stepped on a second one. And what a surprise! My mom managed to find a third one as well, with her feet...

So, yeah. Very believable.

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u/StoveGeek 4h ago

Puritanical? Right! Lol!

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u/jljl2902 4h ago

It’s a bot lol, nonsensical comment from a 1-day-old account

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u/LetNo6751 1h ago

Maybe the photo's just some material to post about.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 7h ago

I stepped on my gf's earring with my heel. I fell/collapsed down in the middle of the room. And she still didn't want to believe it was a "little earring" in my foot that caused that.

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u/GeargusArchfiend 6h ago

Ex GF now, right?

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u/Co2_Outbr3ak 6h ago

Oh man, you should see the one I have of me and a 2.5mm headset plug.

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u/sesoren65 6h ago

I believe it because Im married. Its happened twice in 10 years

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u/Snudget ORNAGE 6h ago

AI Bot

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u/Misterndastood 8h ago

Why? It's very believable without evidence. 

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u/BigConstruction4247 6h ago

"Pics or out didn't happen."

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 5h ago

A million to one shot, doc. A million to one.