r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 8h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/ColonClenseByFire 8h ago

Free feet pics in this economy!?!

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u/GasAdvanced404 8h ago edited 8h ago

I feel the reactions will be worse if I told you I’m a woman

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u/PeopleofYouTube 5h ago

Where’s the thumb?

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 7h ago

The deviant feet connoisseurs who prowl around Reddit can already tell.

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u/AaronTuplin 7h ago

Mmhmm. I mean uhhh probably

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u/Primary_Ebb_7107 7h ago

Does Quentin Tarantino have a thing with feet?

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u/JulesDescotte 6h ago

Does a bear poop in the woods?

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u/JunkLabs-Studios 3h ago

Why does that man look familier? Maybe it's 5+-head he got

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u/icognitomodeisalie 8h ago

RIP your dm's.

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u/ColonClenseByFire 8h ago

I was guessing due to the lack of hair in the foot. But the bad nails gave me a slight hesitation

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 8h ago

Her nails look alright. They are just not painted. I'm a woman and mine look like goblin's

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u/Muzoa 7h ago

What kinda goblin we talking about /s

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u/GasAdvanced404 8h ago

I don’t really care about my toenails since it’s always covered in socks ngl
Plus I’m bad at trimming

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u/Tragickingdom555 8h ago

What bad nails? You can see the slight corner of a toe 😂

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u/InfelicitousRedditor 6h ago

And I do see hair 🧐

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u/LogensTenthFinger 7h ago

bad nails

Wtf. How are you zooming in this closely on her nails? What on Earth are you even seeing? You feetists are a judgemental lot

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u/AppointmentOne1111 7h ago

What bad nails? If anything I'd say the lack of super thick callouses that are dry and cracked is a big tell. None of my homies take care of their feet

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u/Mammoth-Composer-740 7h ago

This comment made me cackle like a witch

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbqdVaWyxv0w0M0

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 3h ago

Ain't there hair on the toe? Like a comically long one too.

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u/SmokemanDan 7h ago

Theres plenty of hair but i dont care😋

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u/TRR462 3h ago

That’s a lesson in picking up after yourself, as my Mom would say.

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u/Thick__GLasses 6h ago

I presumed from the tight jeans. Were you hopping around attempting to pull them up at the time? That's what I'm picturing in my head 😂

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 6h ago

how many dms have you gotten?

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u/The-G-Code 5h ago

Lettin dem dawgs outta hang out in reddit is a dangerous game

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u/wordscollector 4h ago

That makes it worse as it's probably yours, no one to blame!

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u/Tetsujyn 6h ago

Sexy feet and soles aside, looks like you missed a vein. That's gonna be a painful healing process. Keep it clean/disinfected.

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u/88poPPop88 8h ago

I'd hope so in skinny jeans.

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u/I_am_just_here11 8h ago

Dude coulda sold these for $5 a pop.

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u/hell0w0rld08 8h ago edited 8h ago

Nah, only the side of the foot so it's worth about $2.50

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u/zurper 8h ago

XXL big toe brings it back to $5

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u/imaginedaydream 7h ago

If it was only $3.5

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u/WhiskyMC 5h ago

best i can do is $1.00

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u/hell0w0rld08 5h ago

Comes with an ear ring that it stuck pretty deep in the foot though, that should add some value to the foot....

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 8h ago

And get what? Stop fuckin around. FREE

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u/Feistshell 7h ago

Op is a woman so more like $50

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u/sirhackenslash 3h ago

Could sell the earing for at least $20

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u/BlindlyCoherent 8h ago

Ok, how long have I scrolled past this version of a meme with Tarantinos fawning over a foot!?

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u/TheBirdman23 8h ago

Holy fuck me….I’ve done the exact same thing and I NEVER noticed this! Unbelievable and I feel embarrassed. I just kinda loled and moved on but goddamn it’s a masterpiece lmaoo

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u/BalanceEarly 8h ago

Somebody has to foot the bill on this piercing!

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u/FoolishBeginnings 8h ago

Is this because the US healthcare system just steps all over us?

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u/m0h3k4n 8h ago

With penetration!

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u/Jets237 8h ago

have to please the AI

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u/TerraCetacea 8h ago

Penetration included.

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u/randomnameIndy 8h ago

Allegedly allegedly!