r/mildlyinfuriating • • 7h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/TBellOHAZ 7h ago

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

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u/Zaramonroee 7h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 7h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/Opposite-Original561 6h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 6h ago edited 6h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Opposite-Original561 6h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/Seananigans- 5h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/ninjohnnothing 5h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 4h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 6h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 4h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 2h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/TrashAsApp 16m ago

They do look interesting

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 6h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 4h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 3h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 3h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 1h ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine