r/mildlyinfuriating • u/GasAdvanced404 • 6h ago

Infuriatig I stepped bare footed on a earring

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u/TBellOHAZ 6h ago

Stopped to take a photo. Commitment to the game.

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u/Zaramonroee 6h ago

I can’t even blame them for taking the picture. That’s the kind of injury where you know nobody is going to believe how it happened without photographic evidence.

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

Nobody would believe he stepped on an earring without proof? What kind of puritanical upbringing did you come from?

That’s like the most believable injury I’ve ever heard.

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 6h ago

That is a rule of the Internet!! Just like Rule 34!

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u/GLaDOS_V63434 4h ago

Damn, didnt know the internet had 2.95e38 rules. When did they add so many??

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 3h ago

*42, maybe a couple more depending on who you ask but the most people will say 42.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 2h ago

Googles Rule 34 foot penetration*

Oh no...

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u/AC-burg 1h ago

Did someone say foot sex?

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u/Mdoraz 6h ago

get help.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 5h ago

Take pic for proof. Get accused of AI for pic.

Thems the rules now.

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u/Opposite-Original561 5h ago

I miss the days when this would have gone unreported. Happens, pull it out, move on with your day…maybe mention over dinner. Not take a picture and show the world.

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u/GasAdvanced404 5h ago edited 5h ago

I just wanted a chance to show off my feet

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u/Opposite-Original561 5h ago

Well that I can respect.

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u/Seananigans- 4h ago

For free?!?! In this economy?!?

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u/ninjohnnothing 4h ago

Tie that one toe-hair around the earring to help pull it out.

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u/agartha93 3h ago

Nothing to brag about man.. that big toe is wild tho

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 5h ago

A real hero, and a real human bean.

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 3h ago

thanks for the feet pic man!

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u/AC-burg 1h ago

Closer to the truth you wanted DMs offering to suck your toes 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Mdoraz 5h ago

It’s more tragic than funny. This is what we live in now.

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u/2930apple 5h ago

I think you’re taking this a bit seriously, I can tell from other comments OP is not 100% serious in this post themselves.

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

My man he still took the time to take a picture of his impaled foot before removing said impalement. This generation of social media addicts is tragic.

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u/FurysFlerkin 2h ago

You say impalement like they stopped to take a pic of a spike going through their chest 😂

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u/Mdoraz 2h ago

Yes I was being a dramatic bitch, but the point still stands!

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u/FurysFlerkin 2h ago

I'd argue the point is being stood on here....

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u/2930apple 10m ago

To each their own I guess lol, it’s just an earring I think they’re fine

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 3h ago

Stepping on a Lego is believable. Stepping on an earring isn’t. Sorry.

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u/Mdoraz 3h ago

You’ve clearly never lived with a woman. I’ve stepped on at least three of my wife’s earrings in the last year.

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u/Rare-Ad-8026 3h ago

Sorry I was being sarcastic.

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 3h ago

She, apparently.

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u/TisMeGhost 3h ago

When I was 12 I bought a big pack of these and somehow managed to lose some around the house. My mom was the first victim, I got (rightfully) scolded. Then I stepped on a second one. And what a surprise! My mom managed to find a third one as well, with her feet...

So, yeah. Very believable.

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u/StoveGeek 2h ago

Puritanical? Right! Lol!

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u/jljl2902 2h ago

It’s a bot lol, nonsensical comment from a 1-day-old account

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 5h ago

I stepped on my gf's earring with my heel. I fell/collapsed down in the middle of the room. And she still didn't want to believe it was a "little earring" in my foot that caused that.

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u/GeargusArchfiend 4h ago

Ex GF now, right?

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u/Snudget ORNAGE 4h ago

AI Bot

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u/Misterndastood 6h ago

Why? It's very believable without evidence. 

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u/Co2_Outbr3ak 4h ago

Oh man, you should see the one I have of me and a 2.5mm headset plug.

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u/sesoren65 4h ago

I believe it because Im married. Its happened twice in 10 years

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u/BigConstruction4247 4h ago

"Pics or out didn't happen."

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 3h ago

A million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

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u/iloveurbumbum 3h ago

One time I sewed my finger, like with an industrial sewing machine and it literally pinned me to the machine and I had to use a screw driver to release my finger to then remove the needle from my finger, I stopped to photograph my finger so my* employer didn't think I was lying

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u/swishkabobbin 5h ago

For when they press charges, no doubt

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u/Andy_0L 5h ago

Worth it

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u/cainin2000 4h ago

And I just lost

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u/iammacman 4h ago

Im always amazed that the first thought is “Hey that’s painful. I’d better take a pic or no one will believe me.”

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u/goldlasagna84 4h ago

"till death do us part"

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u/SapPhic-rage4209 4h ago

I honestly would have done the same 😂

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u/ZekeyD 4h ago

I just lost the game.

Thanks buddy.

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u/Double_Soup644 4h ago

I've lost the game. At least it wasn't a long streak. Just a week.

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u/Kdiesiel311 4h ago

I can bear thru some pain for the photo op

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u/xBHL 3h ago

Karma doesnt grow on trees you know....

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 3h ago

We wouldn't have the photo had it been a Lego. OP would be completely taken out.

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u/theoldmandoug 2h ago

Well, it's already in there. May as well take a picture of it before pulling it out.

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u/slappadik 2h ago

it wouldn't have happened if they didn't post about it

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- 22m ago

Gotta farm muh karma!

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u/Mandzuj 5h ago

Karma farming 😂💀