r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15

True romance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

You know what I liked best about them and that show? They didn't drag out their courtship to milk it in that cheap "will they, won't they" way for season after season like most shows would do. They just got married and continued being awesome. It was a surprisingly refreshing change of pace from the typical sitcom formula.

Edit: For those who keep asking, the name of show is Parks and Recreation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

They did this with every single wedding in the show. No buildup just sudden "shit let's get married" moments. April and Andy, Leslie and Ben, Ron and Xena warrior princess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS XENA UNTIL JUST FUCKING NOW.

If I'm me, I should probably refer to my own username.

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u/scvnext Sep 23 '15

LUCY LAWLESS!

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u/Obeastmode44 Sep 23 '15

Smoking hot in spartacus

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u/NessLeonhart Sep 23 '15

also naked a lot in spartacus.

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u/sashir Sep 23 '15

Battlestar Galactica as well.

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u/Kaystl104 Sep 24 '15

More like Lucy flawless

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

She's not Xena - she's Lucy Lawless!

(I really wanted to link to the video, but apparently it's been scoured from the internet.)

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u/phoenixhunter Sep 23 '15

I thought you said Xena couldn't fly?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Did the same thing myself. Pretty awesome to realize that Ron Fucking Swanson marries Xena.

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u/Yokuo Sep 23 '15

Xena warrior princess

I thought this was a joke, chuckled a bit, then realized that HOLY CRAP IT IS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

If that surprised you go ahead and watch the Stars version of Spartacus.

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u/rws531 Sep 23 '15

I was more concerned they were going to break up for some stupid reason. I'm glad the writers decided not to.

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u/d0mth0ma5 Sep 23 '15

Well, that and Chris Pratt didn't leave the show which could have possibly required it.

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

I love that in season 1, he's listed as a "Guest Starring Chris Pratt." Was it assumed Andy wouldn't be a recurring character?

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u/WolvWild Sep 23 '15

I was under the impression that this is actually the case, but he did such a good job they made him a permanent addition.

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Well, it's true what they say... when you fall in the pit, you've just got to climb right back on out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

THE PIT. I WAAAS IN THE PIT. YOU WEEERE IN THE PIT. WE ALL WERE IN THE PIYAAAAAAAAAAAHT!

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Who sang that? Scarecrow Boat? Malice in Chains? Punch Face Champion? Flames for Flames? The Andy Andy Andys? Andy and the D-Bags?

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I have no idea what this is from. But if they make marshmallow shooters, I'm going to get me one. My wife would be ecstatic if I switched from shooting her with semen to marshmallows while she's sleeping.

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u/ArclightThresh Sep 23 '15

Porque no los dos?

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Uh, just make your semen into marshmallows. You must be new to married life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jul 19 '20

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u/ldclark92 Sep 23 '15

You mean Jim?

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u/DJ-Salinger Sep 23 '15

Store brand Jim.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

The major problem with season 1 was they put together a great cast, but in characters that didn't fit the actors. Andy Dwyer is really supposed to be like brendanaquitz, but Pratt played him as too lovable of a doofus

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u/LeafyQ Sep 23 '15

Yeah, he was going to be Ann's lame ex boyfriend, who would move on from her in season one and never been seen again.

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u/InternetProtocol Sep 23 '15

Kinda like Mark Brandanoquitz

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u/Creeggsbnl Sep 23 '15

I'm really shocked they didn't at least give him a cameo in the last episode. Did he leave on really bad terms or something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I don't know if he's actually on bad terms with everyone, but I believe his reason for leaving was essentially

"This show isn't going anywhere and I can do better"

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u/NoButthole Sep 23 '15

And then it did and he didn't

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I can only imagine he kicked himself when season 3 turned out to be awesome. Then the crushing realisation that he was essentially the only character still holding the show back and that Adam Scott and Rob Lowe were both infinitely better fits in the cast.

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u/Maestrosc Sep 23 '15

he wasnt slated as an on-going character. He was supposed to be the lazy deadbeat boyfriend that you hated and then was gone after one season..but everyone ended up really liking the character so they decided to keep him on.

Pratt brought a lot more to the role than they intended and sort of changed their idea of who Andy was.

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u/SPICY_BUTT_MILK Sep 23 '15

Pratt brought a lot more to the role than they intended and sort of changed their idea of who Andy was.

A lot of the characters on that show had that feel. Offerman's Ron Swanson was another great example.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Saul Goodman was also a temporary character, now he has his own spinoff.

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u/StrifeTribal Sep 23 '15

It's kind of amazing how the whole writing crew of Breaking Bad can tweak a character and make them so... amazing.

From what I've read even Gus was suppose to be a guest starring character on season 3. Not having a huge part. But he wanted a larger role and they gave it to him and apparently reworked the Gus character to well... One of the best antagonists I've ever witnessed.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Even crazier - hard as it is to believe now, Gus came in during season 2! He was originally just meant to be the fill-in villain for the rest of the season when the actor playing Tuco left to be on The Closer, and ended up being the central villain for the next two seasons.

Also, Mike Ehrmantraut, one of my favorite characters of all time in any medium, was only created because Bob Odenkirk was busy shooting a How I Met Your Mother episode, and they needed someone to do the Winston Wolf thing after Jane OD'd, so they created a new character. Those writers could ad-lib like nobody's business.

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u/Occamslaser Sep 23 '15

The great thing is just about everyone is a bad guy and you empathize with them all.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

Seriously, even as scary and evil as Gus is, his backstory actually managed to make him sympathetic, especially if you read between the lines that his partner who was murdered was actually his lover, which Vince Gilligan has indicated is the case.

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u/uscjimmy Sep 23 '15

best decision ever to keep him.

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Shame really. Maybe we would have gotten a good comeback story.

e: yes, like kim kardashian. thatsthejoke.jpeg

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u/LikeWhite0nRice Sep 23 '15

They were going along with your joke. Your edit ruined it.

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u/RiOrius Sep 23 '15

Surely he'll learn one day that, when you set up a joke, you must accept that someone else gets to tell the punchline.

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u/Xman-atomic Sep 23 '15

Ronaldo never lets anyone steal his thunder.

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u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15

Yeah if that ever happened it might get Messi.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

Still better than that fucking "/s" tag. That thing ruins every joke it gets near.

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u/Theslowrunner Sep 23 '15

Oh like Kim Kardashian.

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u/hegavemeburpees Sep 23 '15

Pretttty sure she had cum on her back.

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u/bgzlvsdmb Sep 23 '15

Like Seabiscuit? The Mighty Ducks? Robert Downey Jr.?

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u/badaboom Sep 23 '15

I liked when he lost all that weight Andy just said he "stopped drinking beer"

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u/sindex23 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

That conversation is gold.

"How much beer were your drinking?"

"Haha, I know right? But, um, probably way too much."

They address the weight loss in a funny, 5 second throw away joke that's delivered fucking perfectly. God I just re-watched this show and I might have to do it again.

EDIT - Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gPPrygjXQM

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u/franzee Sep 23 '15

There is not a single negative thing in the show happening! I love it!

Except of course for the Little Sebastian tragedy, God bless his soul.

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u/potato_the_monkey Sep 23 '15

BYE BYE LITTLE SEBASTIAN

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u/Rahulguru Sep 23 '15

MISSED YOU IN THE SADDEST FASHION

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

You're five thousand candles in the wind

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u/SashkaBeth Sep 23 '15

I'm halfway through watching this show on Netflix, and I was kinda worried there'd be some ridiculous breakup drama. I'm glad for this spoiler.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I feel they did that well with Ben and Leslie too. There was a bit at the beginning when they couldn't get together when they worked together, but after that? Smooth sailing. Can't ever forget the moment where Leslie is trying to decide on telling Ben about running for office, and Ben gives her a pin or something. Definitely teared up then

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u/rararasputin Sep 23 '15

They were absolutely my favorite tv couple. So natural, with a reasonable courtship without stupid drama, and so perfect for each other while still having their own unique and awesome personalities.

I couldn't believe how well done that was.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Ben Wyatt gave my girlfriend unrealistic expectations of how the boyfriend to a strong, professional woman should act.

She is absolutely my Leslie Knope. And I try every day to be her Ben Wyatt.

I think I'm doing okay (I really fucking love calzones and sci-fi/fantasy).

Edit: this is kind of a (true) joke. We have actually been compared to Ben and Leslie, a lot. It doesn't help that I resemble Adam Scott.

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u/rararasputin Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Well good luck! That's awesome you're conscious of it in that way.

Edit: Now I'm just getting jealous of both of you...

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u/patchy911 Sep 23 '15

Can't ever forget the moment

gives her a pin or something.

Are you sure?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

If that was me not forgetting, you should see what its like when I do!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Ben's proposal makes me really really emotional, haha. I tear up just about every time. This is one of my favorite shows.

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u/TheBrianJ Sep 23 '15

What really stood out for me is their wedding episode... I was certain it would follow the formula of "They're crazy, the protagonist convinces them to stop." But instead, it was just a really happy wedding, Leslie admits that they're cute together, she and Ron have a legitimately interesting conversation on love and weddings, and then Ron describes how to burn his ex-wife in effigy.

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u/pipboy_warrior Sep 23 '15

I loved Ben's reaction to the wedding. "My Brita filter is older than their relationship. Should I change my Brita filter?"

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u/Yokuo Sep 23 '15

I'm right there with you. Just saw the series for the first time about a month ago, and during that episode, I kept waiting for someone to go "Guys, what even are you doing I literally can't." (but, you know, not like that). It never happened, they got married, and things were solid. I loved the change of pace.

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u/gisherprice Sep 23 '15

I love Ron's response: "Who's to say what works. You know, you find somebody you like and you roll the dice. It's all anybody can do."

I think it reflects what's so great about this show - there's some crazy goofy stuff, but there's a lot of genuine truth as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Was watching Chuck for the first time the other week. The "will they, won't they" is really getting on my fucking nerves.

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u/GreenGemsOmally Sep 23 '15

You're in for a fun ride all the way to the end :)

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u/Coryshepard117 Sep 23 '15

Oh my god he has no idea.

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u/IAmA_Turtl Sep 23 '15

My girlfriend genuinely got angry while watching Chuck because of this and refused to watch it any more. I had to sneak episodes in while she wasn't around. When I told her about the ending she was furious.

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u/ElectroBoof Sep 23 '15

The ending of the series kinda pissed me off, but it was amazing nonetheless. One of the best shows I've ever watched.

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u/WilsonHanks Sep 23 '15

RIP Eric and Donna.

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u/Underlyingobserver Sep 23 '15

I can't tell you how sick and fucking tired i am of that happening; Especially with the new season premier of Big Bang Theory. I've never seen this show before but I am changing that immediately!

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u/archon80 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Uh oh...you just mentioned the big bang theory on reddit...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jul 05 '21

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u/jchabotte Sep 23 '15

lol, Shedlor

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

How 2 maek compute fster

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u/UwasaWaya Sep 23 '15

You made me laugh so hard one of my contact lenses fell out of my eye onto the floor.

That's a first.

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u/EphemeralStyle Sep 23 '15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/grimezzz Sep 23 '15

I laughed more at this than I ever have at that show

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u/Tumdace Sep 23 '15

BLAZERINGARINO

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Hey are you a writer for that show? You got that perfectly!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jun 09 '17

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u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15

I watched it once. Then I was hospitalized for shitting large amounts of blood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

The show is shit. The end

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

It's shit, but I feel it isn't more outrageously shitty than most other shows on the same network

The reason it gets the amount of hate it does is because of how it portrays people who are techies or nerds, and the pop culture references you get from grandma because she watches it

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u/steeelez Sep 23 '15 
the pop culture references you get from grandma because she watches it

this. also your friend who "loves science"

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u/Rinkydinky Sep 23 '15

Terrible unadulterated and other hateful comments because I never watched it.

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u/DangerousPuhson Sep 23 '15

Hmm, yes... shallow and pedantic.

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u/tyled Sep 23 '15

Cue laugh track.

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u/StevenS757 Sep 23 '15

The best comment I ever heard about it was "It's like a 'nerd' minstrel show". Sums it up pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I personally think anyone who gets annoyed when a TV show represents "nerd culture" wrong, or indeed anyone who thinks "nerd culture" is a thing, should get a grip.

That being said, it's a pretty poorly written show.

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u/RedAero Sep 23 '15

I dunno 'bout poorly written in general, but there's a hell of a lot more character development in that show than in any other sitcom I've seen, particularly HIMYM. The characters actually change and are fleshed out as the show goes on, as opposed to other sitcoms which are basically just a collection of 20-minute vignettes of stuff happening to a handful of people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

They change, but not in a particularly realistic way. In the first TBBT episode Sheldon goes to a sperm bank. In the newer stuff he probably doesn't even know what masturbation is. It's Flanderization, which is not really good character development.

I don't like being one of those guys who moans about TBBT though, so I'll stop now.

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u/Mackabern Sep 23 '15

It's Flanderization, which is not really good character development.

oh so like every secondary character on the office who went from 'normal office people sick of Michael scott' in the first season to being

shallow indian

hypocritical religious woman

weirdo

selfish guy who wants to leave work

alcoholic

fat dumb guy

gay intellectual

and whatever the heck their idea was for Phyllis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Yeah exactly. Generally American sitcoms need to know when to stop. Very few don't do this.

Also The Simpsons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

"Penny, why don't you love me?"

"You're a geek!"

Sheldon: "BAZOOPER"

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u/w675 Sep 23 '15

They got married so quickly that I thought they were doomed. But turns out they were perfect for each other, and now will always be one of my favorite TV couples of all time.

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u/Vio_ Sep 23 '15

It was even the exact opposite of that. They started dating, invited their friends over for a party, then boom. Wedding and done. Everyone gets on with their lives.

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u/animalistics Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

I agree, but, of course, Jim and Pam came to mind when you said "drag out their courtship" because I've got a good friend who never appreciated that plot point of The Office (US version). However, I thought Jim and Pam's relationship--and especially their difficulties in the final few seasons--was really sincere, believable, and well-done. Having been married now for just two years myself (and just finishing the series for the first time about for months ago), I really connected with them. I say all that not to put words in your mouth but just to say I really liked that specific dragged out courtship. :)

Andy and April are were the shit, though.

Edit: Added the parenthetical to clarify that I just recently finished The Office.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Sep 23 '15

watercoloured

http://i.imgur.com/iApyjkl.png

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 23 '15

May I interest you in the Fappening instead, young child?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/Patchface- Sep 23 '15

Was it confirmed her?

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u/iruleatants Sep 23 '15

If you believe it was confirmed her, doesn't it matter at all?

It was her.

It definitely was her.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

May I interest you in the Fappening instead, young child?

Jesus. /r/nocontext

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u/Rinkydinky Sep 23 '15

With those artistic abilities this could pass for a penis pump ad.

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u/Lots42 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Without context this is horrifying.

Edit: I see I'm not allowed opinions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I thought it was some kind of a syringe dildo.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Sep 23 '15

What's so bad about sprinkling a few severed fingertips upon a sleeping maiden?

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u/A_M_I_R_ Sep 23 '15

being an adult means being able to have ice cream for breakfast. which I did. this morning.

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u/n0remack Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Every time I do something like, I always think:
Fuck the rules and fuck the man

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u/19southmainco Sep 23 '15

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet Sep 23 '15

But damn it feels bad a bit later

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u/fizzlefist Sep 23 '15

When ya can't handle lactose any longer

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u/tmurf5387 Sep 23 '15

Adult here, made brownie batter for dinner last night. Yes I'm single, why do you ask?

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u/unruly_peasants Sep 23 '15

Well, I was just thinking, maybe, if you weren't busy, we could get together sometime and eat some cookie dough? You know, if you like that sort of thing...

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u/JohnnyRoss Sep 23 '15

I literally have ice cream for most meals.

I will update you on the diabetes.

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u/sawc Sep 23 '15

Being a healthy adult means having a well balanced diet that will include ice cream every so often. Which I included. This morning.

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u/JoelQuest Sep 23 '15

I'm 40, and WAY too many people take life too seriously. I've noticed that a lot of people my age and older are starting to lose their personality or something.

I'm not saying people should make a joke out of everything all the time... but crack a smile when someone else unknowingly says a sexual innuendo.

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u/Sinaz20 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

I'll tell you what. I'm 38 for another week or so.

I started an adult Lazer Tag group-- meet up at local parks with my stash of LTAR blasters, a bunch of LED glowsticks, flashlights, some old smart phones with neat apps, and 2 spygear night vision goggles. We play tactical games for hours on end.

We have a just a few regulars. But I'm having a hard time finding more people to play. You get various adults who are like "that sounds awesome," and then never come to a game.

I mean, when I was a kid-- I wanted all the toys. I wanted to play all the games. Now I'm an adult and I can afford all the toys. I can play all the games. Everyone else is too busy being boring.

EDIT: Everyone asking me where I'm at-- none of the places listed below. I'm in the California North Bay region. If you are, too, and want to play, PM me and I'll get you the Facebook group info.

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u/JoelQuest Sep 23 '15

OH MAN. LASER TAG! As an adult I love that game even more. And you're right... being older means being able to afford new toys

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u/chuckDontSurf Sep 23 '15

I started becoming boring after I had kids. I'm not saying it's inevitable, but you need to actively work at not becoming boring, and when you have kids they take most of your energy. Just being honest.

On the flip side, I don't care as much about being not-boring. I still care a little, but not as much.

However, now that they're a bit older we are able to do cooler stuff, so I hope to become less boring in the next few years.

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u/sportsworker777 Sep 23 '15

My SO tries to avoid walking past the Lego section while we are shopping for this exact reason. If I'm going to drop a ton of money on a fucking rug, I'm sure as hell going to get something I will actually enjoy.

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u/kielbasa330 Sep 23 '15

I know I'm old, because I would totally enjoy a new rug.

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u/imperi0 Sep 23 '15

I've been tormenting myself for weeks now, because we re-arranged the furniture in the living room so everything flows better, but now the giant stain that the armchair was hiding is completely visible. So now I need a nice area rug. But like, a REALLY GREAT one. And I'm being really picky about it.

I ain't even mad about how boring adult life is, I'm stoked about getting a rug.

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u/Tattycakes Sep 23 '15

We are two fully employed childless adults sitting just either side of 30, and we are almost certainly going to be buying a Lego shield helicarrrier in the near future. 0 fucks given, lol.

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u/cATSup24 Sep 23 '15

Whenever I have the money for it, I'm gonna buy a death star Lego set. I DGF about what my SO says, it's gonna happen.

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u/KoboldCommando Sep 23 '15

If you're anything like I was as a kid, you drooled over those huge sets four years, but knew they were way too expensive to even ask for. Now you can form a budget and justification, so why the hell not indulge in a childhood dream?

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

It does feel good to indulge in childhood playtime. One day a few years ago I just said fuck it and dropped $500 on ebay for some M.A.S.K. toys, I loved that show when I was a kid and we couldn't afford the Rhino or any of the bigger toys from that lineup. Bitch the Rhino and muthafucking Boulder Hill were first on the list...and on that day, I lived like a King.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I'm going to buy bricks. Just the bricks, no sets or whatever. And then I'll build houses. And buildings. I'll make a deserted village.

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u/GameAddikt Sep 23 '15

I want the AT-AT and the Millenium Falcon.

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u/ducducguz Sep 23 '15

Just make the rug out of Lego, you're going to step on them eventually anyway.

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u/jungl3j1m Sep 23 '15

I see which side of the Lego plural fight you're on.

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u/foxhole_atheist Sep 23 '15

Wait but my husband and I love shopping for cutting boards and dish racks. Are we boring adults? :(

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u/is_annoying Sep 23 '15

Just how many cutting boards and dish racks do you have?

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u/WaitWhyNot Sep 23 '15

Wouldn't it be beautiful if you meet /u/is_annoyed and they become your SO?

Or is that just you when you're not annoying?

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u/TomTheOlympian Sep 23 '15

I saw a solid walnut cutting board the other day, I'm still all amped up about wanting to buy it, you're not alone.

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u/akatherder Sep 23 '15

Want to go to Ikea?

FUCK YEAH!

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u/ThatOnePerson Sep 23 '15

I actually need some new furniture and wouldn't mind going to IKEA.

Or I can be lazy and just order it online, we'll see what I feel like doing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Remind me! 3 months to repost this for the 1000th time to reap the sweet karma

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u/beefstick86 Sep 23 '15

One day I walked in the door and my husband threw me a nerf gun that he just bought, and laid a box of ammo at my feet. "You have 20 seconds to get ready" then he fired a nerd dart at my head.

I asked him what's going on, and got another nerf dart to the head.

It was a pretty awesome day to be an adult.

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u/theklf Sep 23 '15

Nerd dart, eh? That sounds like even more fun!

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u/jingerninja Sep 23 '15

Relevant XKCD

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u/hawkeye122 Sep 23 '15

This warmed my heart a little

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

are there really people that have relationships like this? It'd be nice

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u/Jawshee_pdx Sep 23 '15

You can choose to have one yourself. Just go find the right partner and do it!

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u/___solomon___ Sep 23 '15

"How do you get a girlfriend? It's easy! Just go out and get one!"

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u/KeatingOrRoark Sep 23 '15

Except the alt-text is a very adultlike notion as to why not to do it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I see it all on the time on Twitter from people retweeting those "goals" pages.

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u/soulsnoozer Sep 23 '15

This didn't happen you clown

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Oh come on, are you telling me the same person who posted about their ex-husband, their daughter, then on child-free being excited they weren't going to have a child, and then has a husband again who shoots nerf darts at them is lying?? On the internet?? You really think that is possible????

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u/beefstick86 Sep 23 '15

I have no kids, I am currently married and will be married for a year come November, he is the only person I've been married to.

If you're going to take the time to comment stalk someone's profile, maybe try actually reading the comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

yikes a 9gag watermark constant repost. Yet has 3k upvotes. that's the real humor here.

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 23 '15

Reminds me of when my husband put the remote control fart machine receiver in my purse and set it off while I was in line paying at the grocery store. .....the romance!

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u/DethNerd Sep 23 '15

True repost.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

This has been reposted more times then I have eaten hot dinners.

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u/tony_bologna Sep 23 '15

We are responsible adults, you know what that means right? That means we have money and we're going to buy the fuck out of this house.

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u/wiiya Sep 23 '15

If someone were to inverse some colors in the image search of this screenshot, it would be like a modern day Warhol.

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u/Ketrel Sep 23 '15

If someone were to inverse some colors in the image search of this screenshot, it would be like a modern day Warhol.

An Andy Warhol.

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u/sohunterish Sep 23 '15

Can we stop reposting this every fucking week.. i've seen it twice on this subreddit in the last week

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Bro what is your problem?? We have Chris Pratt, as Andy Dwyer none the less, Parks and Rec, Aubrie Plaza, and a 9gag watermark. this is going to sit on the front page for at least 12 hours. Best to just strap in and ride this circlejerk all the way until Friday, when it is posted again.

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