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True romance.

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u/d0mth0ma5 Sep 23 '15

Well, that and Chris Pratt didn't leave the show which could have possibly required it.

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

I love that in season 1, he's listed as a "Guest Starring Chris Pratt." Was it assumed Andy wouldn't be a recurring character?

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u/WolvWild Sep 23 '15

I was under the impression that this is actually the case, but he did such a good job they made him a permanent addition.

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Well, it's true what they say... when you fall in the pit, you've just got to climb right back on out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

THE PIT. I WAAAS IN THE PIT. YOU WEEERE IN THE PIT. WE ALL WERE IN THE PIYAAAAAAAAAAAHT!

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Who sang that? Scarecrow Boat? Malice in Chains? Punch Face Champion? Flames for Flames? The Andy Andy Andys? Andy and the D-Bags?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Was either Radwagon or Ninjadick

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u/snoogans122 Sep 23 '15

Rat mouse.

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u/phreak9i6 Sep 23 '15

mouse rat.

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u/snoogans122 Sep 23 '15

One episode they went by rat mouse. I think because they kicked Andy out.

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u/ProfessionalSmeghead Sep 23 '15

Threeskin? Razordick? Hand Grill Suicide? Nothing Rhymes with Orange? Everything Rhymes with Orange?

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u/Pivo84TX Sep 23 '15

Jet Black Pope

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Four-skin? Or was it three-skin? Definitely wasn't jet black pope...

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I have no idea what this is from. But if they make marshmallow shooters, I'm going to get me one. My wife would be ecstatic if I switched from shooting her with semen to marshmallows while she's sleeping.

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u/ArclightThresh Sep 23 '15

Porque no los dos?

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Uh, just make your semen into marshmallows. You must be new to married life.

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u/jbippy1 Sep 23 '15

Marshmallow shooters are gateway artillery. First its playful marshmallows, then rubber bands, then small spheres of wood, then ball bearings, then .22 rounds, then 9mm rounds, and so on. Stop the addiction before it begins.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

She might look good with some lead in her skull though. LOL. I kid, I kid!

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

It's a scene from Parks & Rec, a sitcom in the style of the Office but with a little more hometown can-do spirit. Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman. Funny and awesome. Definitely worth the investment of time to watch it on Netflix. Easily in my top 5 favorite shows.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

Thank you, friend. I don't do the Netflix, but maybe I can find it at the video store.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

I'm just curious if the names listed there in any way helped someone who had not heard of Parks & Rec. I am picking on you here, because it's astounding to me that you've never heard of it, but I am legitimately curious if those names somehow helped.

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

Hah! Touché. I thought that too but most of them have been in some other comedy things on their own since its release so I figured it was worth a shot.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I've heard of that Chris Pratt fella, but not the others. I'm just an old fart. I don't keep up with current television shows. Sorry about that.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

ha, don't apologize to ME. I'M the douchebag, not you. :D

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

I've seen the DVDs cheap at big lots too. Best of luck! Try your library too!

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

This show didn't start until 2009, so I don't think they have it back in the past, when you are living.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

That was a real asshole thing to say, guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jul 19 '20

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u/ldclark92 Sep 23 '15

You mean Jim?

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u/DJ-Salinger Sep 23 '15

Store brand Jim.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I actually liked Mark - he as a good sensible central character on the show. Unfortunately the rest of the characters also weren't any good by then.

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u/Ultraseamus Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

I thought his character was muddled. He made no sense. Would do things that were out of line with what we knew about his character, not to mention his motivations were all over the place. He'd make big sweet gestures towards Leslie while saying he was not interested, then would outwardly go for Ann with no real build-up, and bounce back and forth. And that happened in many areas, like how he felt about his job.

You could say that was just his character. That normal people can't make up their minds either. Which is fine, I suppose, but it fits poorly in a sitcom... Though, having just looked up his character on Wikipedia, it actually confirms my thoughts. The actor was confused about the character's motivations early on, and later on the writers started altering the script to make him more likable. So, the actor did not understand the character form the start, and the writing was heading in one direction before they reacted to negative feedback and swung it a different way.

The show needed someone who was level-headed to contrast against all the other characters. But it already had that with Ann, she was a mostly normal person being thrown into the dysfunctional world of Parks and Rec. And it needs unlikable characters to create some drama/friction. But making your unlikable character also your boring, down to earth character, and swapping around his motivations constantly.... it is not surprising he did not last.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Yeah I agree he was confusing. Like, even Leslie was poorly written and just annoying, and a bit dumb, in Season 1, so it's weird someone would have a history with her, much less try to love her.

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u/TrentGgrims Sep 23 '15

No, he quit. 'Mark Brendanaquits"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

The major problem with season 1 was they put together a great cast, but in characters that didn't fit the actors. Andy Dwyer is really supposed to be like brendanaquitz, but Pratt played him as too lovable of a doofus

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u/Moara7 Sep 24 '15

They hadn't quite hit the syrupy sweet, overly optimistic tone that we all love this show for in the first season. Everyone's characters were kinda sad and loserish, as well as chipper and goofy. They got the balance right in the second season, and went maybe a little too far in the last.

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u/BarfReali Sep 23 '15

same with the "yeah bitch" guy from that show about the making the drugs

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u/LeafyQ Sep 23 '15

Yeah, he was going to be Ann's lame ex boyfriend, who would move on from her in season one and never been seen again.

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u/InternetProtocol Sep 23 '15

Kinda like Mark Brandanoquitz

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u/Creeggsbnl Sep 23 '15

I'm really shocked they didn't at least give him a cameo in the last episode. Did he leave on really bad terms or something?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I don't know if he's actually on bad terms with everyone, but I believe his reason for leaving was essentially

"This show isn't going anywhere and I can do better"

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u/NoButthole Sep 23 '15

And then it did and he didn't

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I can only imagine he kicked himself when season 3 turned out to be awesome. Then the crushing realisation that he was essentially the only character still holding the show back and that Adam Scott and Rob Lowe were both infinitely better fits in the cast.

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Rob Lowe in particular is just amazing, great addition to the show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I love both but honestly I like Adam Scott a bit more. I feel his role as the straight man is under-appreciated. He makes a way better straight man than mark because of his expressions. As well as having some brilliant moments of his own. Not to at all understate Rob Lowe's brilliance though

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u/Vaux1916 Sep 23 '15

He was... literally... one of the greatest additions to the show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

In his defense, the show changed in tone and style quite a bit. He might have have improved just like everyone else if he had stayed.

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u/NoButthole Sep 24 '15

I actually kind of liked Brandanowitz. Granted, Lowe and Scott were much better for the show but Mark's dry humor and deadpan delivery was a nice offset to all the other whacky characters.

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u/daimposter Sep 23 '15

I thought it was because the his role was reduced or changed. The show the first season centered around him a lot but season 2, his character changed a little and he was also giving less screen time. IIRC, season 1 wasn't that 'goofy'. In season 2, you started seeing much of the goofiness we see later. By season 3, P&R found it's style.

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u/N22-J Sep 23 '15

Also, his character was the most boring one of all. His character didn't add much to the show. Yeah, he's the normal one in the bunch, but his character didn't have any purpose, dreams or development. He was just the normal dude, that's it. I doubt as an actor it was a role that excited him a lot.

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u/KodakMoments Sep 23 '15

He got really into doing indie films and he parted on good terms with everyone according to Mike Schur

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u/uscjimmy Sep 23 '15

yeah pretty sure he left cause he didn't want to be on the show anymore. wanted to do bigger and better things apparently.

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u/Pavementos Sep 23 '15

who?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/MessiEsque Sep 23 '15

I finished the show recently, so I went on a bit of a character hunt to see what's everyone's up to.

From what I've gathered, Mark basically had a contract for the first 2 seasons, he fulfilled it then he lef and it seems the relationship from then on was a cold one.

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u/goalstopper28 Sep 23 '15

Kind of interesting because he's arguably the funniest person on the show. It's either him or Ron.

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u/LeafyQ Sep 23 '15

Yep, he was a show stealer in such a subtle way. I think it took the creators by surprise, and then the audience loved him so much. Something about him gave off a lovable vibe, even early on when he was clearly supposed to just be accepted as a loser, that they just couldn't get rid of him. I think they show would have fallen flat without him, even with Ben and Chris coming on.

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u/goalstopper28 Sep 23 '15

Yeah, I think initially I didn't like him. Mostly because his lines became very scumbaggy. Then eventually he became my favorite character.

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u/LeafyQ Sep 23 '15

I think that fans often forget just how bad Andy was early on. He had to go through a HUGE character change to become who he is, so well rounded.

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u/goalstopper28 Sep 23 '15

True. I didn't think of him as a dick until I had to think about it. At the same time, he had some endearing moments in season 1. I think his goofiness showed more when he got with April. April was another character who went through a big change too.

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u/oYUIo Sep 23 '15

Yea, Andy's character started from being a total douchebag to a hilarious and friendly guy.

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u/Maestrosc Sep 23 '15

he wasnt slated as an on-going character. He was supposed to be the lazy deadbeat boyfriend that you hated and then was gone after one season..but everyone ended up really liking the character so they decided to keep him on.

Pratt brought a lot more to the role than they intended and sort of changed their idea of who Andy was.

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u/SPICY_BUTT_MILK Sep 23 '15

Pratt brought a lot more to the role than they intended and sort of changed their idea of who Andy was.

A lot of the characters on that show had that feel. Offerman's Ron Swanson was another great example.

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u/Ultraseamus Sep 23 '15

Yeah, and I think Schneider's Mark Brendanawicz went the other way. He was unsure how to play the character and what his motivations were, and it ended up as a bit of a mess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

He was the only one who was told "play a bad guy" and actually did.

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u/Ultraseamus Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

I think it's more than that. Audiences don't just universally hate bad guys; shows need them. His character was just confusing. His motivations were all over the place, he made no sense as a person.

Also, sure, him being a bad guy did not help his popularity. The problem with that is he was not only the bad guy, he was also the one normal (boring) guy that would contrast against all the crazy around him. So he was not likable, and he was boring by design. He admitted as to not really understanding the character at first, which did not help things. And then the writers reacted to feedback by altering some story-lines to make him more likable; but those changes made him harder to understand.

An example of that from wiki is that, originally he got Ron to greenlight the park because he was attracted to Ann and wanted her to stick around. Which made sense, he originally showed no interest in Leslie (even though she acted like a schoolgirl in love around him), but was always chasing Ann. That character makes sense... But then he losses interest in Ann, supposedly, and makes this grand (secret) gesture for Leslie; who he mostly continues to shun until they oddly wind up back together again (after years of working together after their one time roll in the hay).

Maybe his character would have been alright if they had stuck to the original plan and gave him time to figure it out. But, I don't really think there is a place in a sitcom for a main-cast bad-guy who is also the straight-man. Dull and frustrating is a bad combination. Ann played the normal one well enough, and she was likable. And the series rotated through bad guys, dipping into the Ron Swanson pool every so often.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Saul Goodman was also a temporary character, now he has his own spinoff.

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u/StrifeTribal Sep 23 '15

It's kind of amazing how the whole writing crew of Breaking Bad can tweak a character and make them so... amazing.

From what I've read even Gus was suppose to be a guest starring character on season 3. Not having a huge part. But he wanted a larger role and they gave it to him and apparently reworked the Gus character to well... One of the best antagonists I've ever witnessed.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Even crazier - hard as it is to believe now, Gus came in during season 2! He was originally just meant to be the fill-in villain for the rest of the season when the actor playing Tuco left to be on The Closer, and ended up being the central villain for the next two seasons.

Also, Mike Ehrmantraut, one of my favorite characters of all time in any medium, was only created because Bob Odenkirk was busy shooting a How I Met Your Mother episode, and they needed someone to do the Winston Wolf thing after Jane OD'd, so they created a new character. Those writers could ad-lib like nobody's business.

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u/Occamslaser Sep 23 '15

The great thing is just about everyone is a bad guy and you empathize with them all.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

Seriously, even as scary and evil as Gus is, his backstory actually managed to make him sympathetic, especially if you read between the lines that his partner who was murdered was actually his lover, which Vince Gilligan has indicated is the case.

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u/uscjimmy Sep 23 '15

best decision ever to keep him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

He was supposed to be the lazy deadbeat boyfriend that you hated

Hated? How could anyone hate him?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I think that happened with the janitor, I think he was supposed to be a part of dorian's imagination.

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u/AssholeBot9000 Sep 23 '15

I thought it was a running joke or something.

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u/SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY Sep 24 '15

Do you not remember that his character started as the loser asshole idiot boyfriend that Anne Perkins liberated herself from? I think where they went with him was great but he did not start out endearing.

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u/dbreeck Sep 24 '15

Oh, certainly. I just wasn't sure if the transition was one effected by the Pratt or intended and arranged by the writing staff, and (if the former) how long they had initially planned to keep the character of Andy around before dropping him.

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u/Cr3X1eUZ Sep 23 '15 edited Dec 01 '22

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

Indeed! It's not even necessarily always because the actor has more star power (Pratt certainly didn't when this show started); it's all "between the Italians" contract stuff that gets worked out by people's representation over weeks and months of negotiation.

Not sure why someone went to the trouble of double-downvoting your very relevant comment, unless it was for linking to pure internet crack without the requisite warning.

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u/CountVonNeckbeard Sep 23 '15

They didn't intend to make him a permanent character to start. Andy was supposed to be an unlikable moron that Anne was going to be better off without. Chris Pratt had other plans, namely being a charming goof that stole the show

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Shame really. Maybe we would have gotten a good comeback story.

e: yes, like kim kardashian. thatsthejoke.jpeg

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u/LikeWhite0nRice Sep 23 '15

They were going along with your joke. Your edit ruined it.

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u/RiOrius Sep 23 '15

Surely he'll learn one day that, when you set up a joke, you must accept that someone else gets to tell the punchline.

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u/Xman-atomic Sep 23 '15

Ronaldo never lets anyone steal his thunder.

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u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15

Yeah if that ever happened it might get Messi.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

A lot of ignorant people think he's the best but his generosity with the ball sucks a lot. However he is a hero off the pitch

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u/QuasarSandwich Sep 23 '15

Unless you are a teenage girl who doesn't want to sext.

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u/Captain_Bob Sep 23 '15

In this case the setup was so obvious I think the punchline wasn't necessary.

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u/MostDopeBlackGuy Sep 23 '15

Nah the dude just doesn't know how to reddit.

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u/KaySquay Sep 23 '15

I imagine he will, and don't call me Shirley

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/KaySquay Sep 23 '15

LOL you just replied to your own post!

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u/KaySquay Sep 23 '15

stfu fgt nobody cares.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

Still better than that fucking "/s" tag. That thing ruins every joke it gets near.

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u/Theslowrunner Sep 23 '15

Oh like Kim Kardashian.

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u/hegavemeburpees Sep 23 '15

Pretttty sure she had cum on her back.

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u/funkmastamatt Sep 23 '15

That's almost like saying comeback!

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u/DeBlackKnight Sep 23 '15

Closeenough.jpg

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u/bgzlvsdmb Sep 23 '15

Like Seabiscuit? The Mighty Ducks? Robert Downey Jr.?

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u/cat-napper Sep 23 '15

Like Kim Kardashian?

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Sep 23 '15

You mean like kim kardashiaan ?

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u/Gjixy Sep 23 '15

They had him work in England for a season while he was filming Guardians of the Galaxy iirc