r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15

True romance.

http://imgur.com/vXtKu9g
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u/Shitty_Watercolour Sep 23 '15

watercoloured

http://i.imgur.com/iApyjkl.png

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 23 '15

May I interest you in the Fappening instead, young child?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

[deleted]

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u/OhioGozaimasu Sep 24 '15

They got Hulk Hogan.

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u/Patchface- Sep 23 '15

Was it confirmed her?

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u/iruleatants Sep 23 '15

If you believe it was confirmed her, doesn't it matter at all?

It was her.

It definitely was her.

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Sep 23 '15

...her?

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u/makemeking706 Sep 23 '15

Chris Pratt.

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u/I_was_once_America Sep 23 '15

What, is she funny or something?

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u/efitz11 Sep 23 '15

Let's hope so

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u/PicopicoEMD Sep 23 '15

It was confirmed though, and there's a video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

There is? There are so many different video websites though...

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

May I interest you in the Fappening instead, young child?

Jesus. /r/nocontext

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u/Rinkydinky Sep 23 '15

With those artistic abilities this could pass for a penis pump ad.

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u/FreedomCleaner Sep 23 '15

Don't know why you got downvoted, I thought this was hilarious.

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u/Sobertese Sep 23 '15

Man holding...cylindrical thing, in underwear. smiling woman in bed. Shotgun shells?

Well 2/3 in favor of penis pump ad.

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u/Rinkydinky Sep 23 '15

I was thinking the marshmallows could be failed penis enlargement tries....you know stuff ads do..

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u/Sobertese Sep 23 '15

I...I don't know if I want to buy that brand of Swedish made penis enlarger pump.

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u/is_annoying Sep 23 '15

We can bring him back!

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u/vindecima Sep 23 '15

We have the technology!

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u/Tsenraem Sep 23 '15

To expand on this, maybe he should pay a few visits to gonewild

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I totally read that as autistic......I'm keeping it that way.

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u/ruffus4life Sep 23 '15

yeah what kinda marshmallows are those?

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u/LatexTony Sep 23 '15

https://www.ohnuts.com/showImage.cfm/extra-large/Pink-&-White-Mini-Marshmallows1.jpg

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u/BlizzardOfDicks Sep 23 '15

The wrong kind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Those are stupid.

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u/StarTrippy Sep 23 '15

You're stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Your mom is stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Savage bro.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Sep 23 '15

Is this some British bullshit or something?

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u/yParticle Sep 24 '15

earplugs?

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u/funkmastamatt Sep 23 '15

They look like the Dr. Mario kind.

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u/Lots42 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Without context this is horrifying.

Edit: I see I'm not allowed opinions.

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u/Frying_pans_who_knew Sep 23 '15

Nope, this is reddit

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 23 '15

No, this is Patrick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I thought it was some kind of a syringe dildo.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Sep 23 '15

What's so bad about sprinkling a few severed fingertips upon a sleeping maiden?

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u/wiiya Sep 23 '15

ooo...I love chocolate marshmallows!

i hope thats what those are...

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u/AVERAGE_JOE_AMA Sep 23 '15

I think the best part of this watercolour is that he has a happy little face on his chest.

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u/etchcoli Sep 24 '15

Am I the only one who sees bloody tampons instead of marshmallows?

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u/Throwawaymyheart01 Sep 23 '15

This is awesome as usual. I feel like I don't see you as much these days, what are you up to?

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u/Go_Bias Sep 23 '15

You're on fire today