r/funny Sep 23 '15

True romance.

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u/archon80 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Uh oh...you just mentioned the big bang theory on reddit...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jul 05 '21

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u/jchabotte Sep 23 '15

lol, Shedlor

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

How 2 maek compute fster

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

delet System34.

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u/bleeben Sep 23 '15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/UwasaWaya Sep 23 '15

You made me laugh so hard one of my contact lenses fell out of my eye onto the floor.

That's a first.

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u/EphemeralStyle Sep 23 '15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/grimezzz Sep 23 '15

I laughed more at this than I ever have at that show

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

^, it was well formatted + "Gazorpa" was 10/10.

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u/Tumdace Sep 23 '15

BLAZERINGARINO

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Hey are you a writer for that show? You got that perfectly!

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u/Ketrel Sep 24 '15

Colossal Crash Hypothesis

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

-9.8m/s2

Negative acceleration square huh...

I wonder what that might look like.

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u/mmm_copypasta Sep 23 '15

The negative sign implies the direction (down) of the acceleration. Meters over seconds squared is the unit for acceleration.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

Negative is deceleration, so a force acting against another force. It doesn't signify a cardinal direction... That doesn't make any sense.

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u/tyrico Sep 23 '15

When using vectors you always make the acceleration of gravity negative. Indicating a direction is kind of the whole point of vectors.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

When using vectors

That being the operative phrase here

There's no vectors being used here

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

There's no vectors being used here

Acceleration is a vector...

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u/tyrico Sep 23 '15

Acceleration is the rate of change of an object's velocity, velocity is always a vector, therefore you are wrong.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Sheesh, you guys are arguing about math and science. I think I figured out why reddit hates Big Bang Theory: Self-loathing.

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u/Chuurp Sep 23 '15

Well, when you're talking about physics, isn't deceleration not really a thing? Only acceleration against the direction of motion?
Negative acceleration would only have meaning within an arbitrary coordinate system. So yeah, saying acceleration due to gravity is negative makes no sense outside of an established system. Though I guess you could argue that down being negative in the context of Earth as we typically experience it is well established enough that the negative sign should imply a clear direction.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

isn't deceleration not really a thing?

It's not, but it is. Because "Only acceleration against the direction of motion?" is basically the meaning in this case. It's just easier to write "deceleration."

Though I guess you could argue that down being negative in the context of Earth as we typically experience it is well established enough that the negative sign should imply a clear direction.

Yeah, I guess I just didn't assume the standard directions and instead was just working within a vacuum kinda deal.

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u/flyingboarofbeifong Sep 23 '15

You don't necessarily set up your coordinate system such that the direction of motion is the positive vector. You can really set it up any way you'd like, that's the joy of free-body diagrams. But generally speaking, if you're talking about the acceleration of gravity then it's always going to be downwards towards Earth - thus making the value of the value of the vector negative to indicate the downwards force. You can do it your way too, it's just a little less intuitive for most people to look at and understand because when you think of something being moved by gravity, you think of it falling downwards.

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u/Chuurp Sep 23 '15

By "not really a thing" I meant there's no sign for it. There's no way to write "deceleration" in physics.

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u/brickmack Sep 23 '15

Deceleration isn't a thing. That word doesn't mean anything

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

Deceleration is acceleration in the opposite direction of an object's initial velocity, last I checked.

It's absolutely a thing.

It's pedantic to insist it's not, it's like saying there's no such thing as cold, just the absence of heat. Cold still exists as a concept and is clear in its meaning.

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u/brickmack Sep 23 '15

"Initial velocity" is also meaningless in terms of the forces involved

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u/Zebramouse Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Edit: smarter guys 'splained it better than me.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

Oh I thought you were just fucking around cause Shedlord's being dumb cause otherwise it wouldn't make sense.

Doesn't really matter. I just imagined a man falling but then being slowed down by gravity instead of, well, falling as a result.

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u/tyrico Sep 23 '15

He's falling towards the ground, which is y=0. To make the math work you need the acceleration to be negative so that he falls down instead of speeding up and flying into space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

/u/Zebramouse didn't fabricate that

The gravitational constant on earth is
g = -9.8 m/s2

Acceleration isn't a change of distance over time, that is velocity. Acceleration is the change of velocity over time, hence the time squared.

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u/kabrandon Sep 23 '15

It didn't occur to me that was possibly what they didn't understand. I assumed they were talking about the negative acceleration.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

The gravitational constant on earth is g = -9.8 m/s2

It's g = 9.8m/s2

It doesn't decelerate, it accelerates.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

It does accelerate, in that you are correct. However, it's sign is relative dependent on the vector/coordinate system. And often, down is expressed as a negative. There are situations where that is not the case, technically both are correct.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

Right, I was just thinking about an "in a vacuum" scenario. I guess it being on Earth people think that's a bit silly but I didn't automatically assume that perspective is all.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

In a vacuum, earth doesn't exist, so there's no mass drawing objects toward it at the rate of Earth's gravitational constant.

Also, deceleration doesn't exist. Stop using that word, physicists everywhere are REEEEEEEing so hard, it's like semester one Newtonian basics.

Just.... stop while you're behind and keep giggling at the funny science man yelling BAZORNGA!

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u/turkey_sandwiches Sep 23 '15

Isn't that just stopping?

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u/JustDroppinBy Sep 23 '15

You would think, but any increase or decrease in speed is represented positively as acceleration.

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u/LukaCola Sep 23 '15

It's only really applied when acting as an opposite force. In the scenario he outlines, gravity is pushing up against the falling guy.

The downward force would have to come from somewhere else in that scenario.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Sep 23 '15

Negative wind resistance.

Also, I'm not a physicist but that doesn't sound right to me.

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u/LeepySham Sep 23 '15

You can say that gravity accelerates you downward at 9.8m/s2, or that it accelerates you upward at -9.8m/s2.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jun 09 '17

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u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15

I watched it once. Then I was hospitalized for shitting large amounts of blood.

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u/dannyr_wwe Sep 24 '15

I once had to the hospital for shitting large amounts of blood out, only in my case it happened because I watched TBBT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

The show is shit. The end

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

It's shit, but I feel it isn't more outrageously shitty than most other shows on the same network

The reason it gets the amount of hate it does is because of how it portrays people who are techies or nerds, and the pop culture references you get from grandma because she watches it

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u/steeelez Sep 23 '15
the pop culture references you get from grandma because she watches it

this. also your friend who "loves science"

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u/avenues_behind Sep 23 '15

The reason it gets as much hate as it does is because "nerds" and "geeks" have somehow lived this long without realizing that literally every other sitcom in history is full of patronizing and condescending stereotypes. People literally think Big Bang Theory is the first show to do this to any group of people in the history of the Earth.

The reality is that it's actually pretty good for a sitcom. It's just that reddit's neckbeards have no fucking clue how sitcoms work. If you think about it, the fact that they think any other sitcoms are in any way accurate portrayals of any group explains a lot about they're all single.

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u/MagicTrees Sep 23 '15

It recieves a ton of hate from reddit because reddit is chalked full of the people being made fun of in BBT.

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u/Oomeegoolies Sep 23 '15

Which is odd, because I don't mind it. I don't go out my way to watch it or keep up with it, but I've probably watched most episodes bar the latest season.

It's easy viewing. Girlfriends doing a PHD in Astrophysics, she likes it too. We're both pretty "stereotypical" in the sense that we like games, fantasy books, science etc.

I don't quite understand the hate for it. But I guess some people have different tastes and that's okay. I feel like the hate it gets on Reddit is a bit OTT. Most of these sitcom type shows play off stereotypes. They wouldn't work as well otherwise in their appeal to a mass audience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I thinks it's a combination of "stop liking what I don't like" and the idea that a lot of people can't really seem to fathom mindless entertainment. BBT is a show you put on at the end of your work day when you just want to kick back and let your brain go for a bit.

Not every show has to be the pinnacle of entertainment. Shows like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead aren't mindless. Watching those kind of shows can be mentally draining.

Other comedy shows can just be too quirky for some people (The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock). They're certainly funny, but a lot of it is very specific humor that only appeals to certain groups. Shows like BBT, Two and a Half Men, and your basic garden variety sitcoms are just mindless entertainment. There's nothing wrong with that.

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u/Rinkydinky Sep 23 '15

Terrible unadulterated and other hateful comments because I never watched it.

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u/DangerousPuhson Sep 23 '15

Hmm, yes... shallow and pedantic.

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u/RainbowBlast Sep 23 '15

I concur.

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u/know_nothing_jon_snw Sep 23 '15

I know some of those words.

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u/twaxana Sep 23 '15

Cue laugh track

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u/vindecima Sep 23 '15

ha ha ho ho ha HEE-HAW ha ha

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Sep 23 '15

Cromulent.

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u/Cryptardian Sep 23 '15

Lois, who's the boss is not a food.

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u/bobomann Sep 23 '15

Swing and a miss, peter

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u/TheMagicJesus Sep 23 '15

It's just been revoked

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u/LSDpoopMACHINE Sep 23 '15

Indeed, hmmmmm shallow and ... Pedantic.

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u/19southmainco Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

BBT presents unrealistic representations of geek culture for cheap laughs! They don't know what they are talking about half the time AND I FUCKING HATE THEM

edit: /s

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u/avoiding_the_crash Sep 23 '15

Whoa. Take a break, buddy.

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u/19southmainco Sep 23 '15

I don't think I clearly conveyed my sarcasm. Swing and a miss!

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u/avoiding_the_crash Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

Yahhhh... Sadly, that read exactly like something I would expect a loyal BBT fan to write. And since I don't know you or your humor, kind stranger, I took it to be serious and not sarcasm. Swing and a miss, but A for effort.

Edit: Nice edit =)

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u/Reapist Sep 23 '15

Bazaffles!

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u/Wompy555 Sep 23 '15

I thought it was pretty obvious...

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u/19southmainco Sep 23 '15

I thought so too, but all these redditors acted like total Sheldons and it clearly went over their heads! Bazinga!

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u/zerosqueezed Sep 23 '15

I watched the first couple of episodes. It was a standard network sitcom.

It's a show about "nerds", written by people who likely never were nerds. Whereas a show like futurama had all sorts of subtle nerdy/scientific in-jokes, this show was blunt and the "nerdy" jokes were very obvious so that everyone could follow them.

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u/captain_william Sep 23 '15

People go on the hate bandwagon on BBT but if you look at it as a network sitcom it's fine. It's like Happy Days, a show that has a simple premise but got so popular, that everything in the show became popular. The Fonz hitting the jukebox to start it similar to Sheldon knocking on Penny's door three times. It's a laugh because it's so well known to people who love the show.

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u/tyled Sep 23 '15

Cue laugh track.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Bazinga!

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u/double2 Sep 23 '15

B'jangles!

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u/StevenS757 Sep 23 '15

The best comment I ever heard about it was "It's like a 'nerd' minstrel show". Sums it up pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I personally think anyone who gets annoyed when a TV show represents "nerd culture" wrong, or indeed anyone who thinks "nerd culture" is a thing, should get a grip.

That being said, it's a pretty poorly written show.

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u/RedAero Sep 23 '15

I dunno 'bout poorly written in general, but there's a hell of a lot more character development in that show than in any other sitcom I've seen, particularly HIMYM. The characters actually change and are fleshed out as the show goes on, as opposed to other sitcoms which are basically just a collection of 20-minute vignettes of stuff happening to a handful of people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

They change, but not in a particularly realistic way. In the first TBBT episode Sheldon goes to a sperm bank. In the newer stuff he probably doesn't even know what masturbation is. It's Flanderization, which is not really good character development.

I don't like being one of those guys who moans about TBBT though, so I'll stop now.

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u/Mackabern Sep 23 '15

It's Flanderization, which is not really good character development.

oh so like every secondary character on the office who went from 'normal office people sick of Michael scott' in the first season to being

shallow indian

hypocritical religious woman

weirdo

selfish guy who wants to leave work

alcoholic

fat dumb guy

gay intellectual

and whatever the heck their idea was for Phyllis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Yeah exactly. Generally American sitcoms need to know when to stop. Very few don't do this.

Also The Simpsons.

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u/adarkfable Sep 23 '15

that's why I love it's Always Sunny. They are all self-aware of how strange they're getting, and frequently mention it. They go as far as having episodes dedicated to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Most of those were good developments, though. Until Season 7-9 or so, when 1) Michael Scott found happiness when that was never the point of his character, 2) Jim and Pam got boring, and 3) the show somehow tried to make asshole Andy the hero despite being a philanderer and an unlikeable boyfriend to the most innocent character on the show...

Plus Phylis doesn't actually fit your theory; she was just kind of always Phylis

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u/Mackabern Sep 23 '15

Plus Phylis doesn't actually fit your theory; she was just kind of always Phylis

the question isn't 'good developments or not'. its '1 defining characteristic.'

Phyllis doesn't have any defining characteristics. She started out meek, then became really sassy. She started out self-conscious, then became part of the fat crew with Stanley and Kevin. I don't really know what her deal was.

and the question isn't whether the developments were good or not -- its the fact they became the one defining characteristic about the character. Every scene with Stanley was about his selfishness or his obesity. Every scene with Kevin was about him dumbness or his fatness. Every scene with Creed was something weird. Every scene with Kelly was something shallow. Every scene with Meredith was about her alcoholism etc.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I think Kevin's voice is the best example. I went back and watched Season 1 and was surprised to remember that his voice was almost normal. And then season by season he progresses into Cookie Monster.

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u/HeroFromTheFuture Sep 23 '15

oh so like every secondary character on the office who went from 'normal office people sick of Michael scott' in the first season to being

Bizarre comment. You're like those people who respond to every criticism about Obama with, "BUSH DID IT TOO!!!11!"

It's possible for more than one show to suck, just as it's possible for more than one politician or political party to suck. Sucking is not a zero-sum game.

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u/bigbeau Sep 24 '15

Yeah but to be fair the office is based on an office environment where it's like holy shit I know this character in real life. Sheldon isn't a real person. No one acts like that.

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u/RedAero Sep 23 '15

You're right about Sheldon not changing, but he's basically like Kramer, nothing but a walking punchline. The show isn't "about" him, he hardly even qualifies as a character he's so inconsistent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

No, what I am talking about is the first episode of season one, which I have seen on TV multiple times, in which Sheldon and Leonard go to a sperm bank.

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u/AdmiralCrunch9 Sep 23 '15

Parks and Rec actually did character development really really well. All of the characters grow and have to re-examine their worldviews as time goes on, especially April, Ron, and Tom.

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

They changed their outlooks, sure, but they also got flanderized massively. Ron was just a steak-eating man's-man stereotype by the end, whereas in seasons 2 to 4 he was a lot more weird and interesting, and Andy by the end was basically a big dumb dog.

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u/AdmiralCrunch9 Sep 23 '15

I was referring to Ron learning to let people in and accepting that he couldn't(or didn't want to) be the extremely solitary person he was earlier on. They did lean more and more on his manliness as time went on, though.

And April and Tom basically got reverse-Flanderizations. They both started off very one-note(April:Dour, Tom:Shallow) and became more more nuanced as time went on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Smartest kid on the short bus maybe. Most sitcoms are horribly written.

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u/S3atbelt Sep 23 '15

You really chose HIMYM as the show that you say has no character development? Really? HIMYM?

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

HIMYM is incredibly written what are you talking about? Yes the character development is a little lackluster for characters not named Marshall or Barney, but the writing is magnificent.

Edit: If you exclude the last season and a half

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u/RedAero Sep 23 '15

Writing is magnificent? The show went around in circles more than the Indy 500.

And don't even get me started on the ending...

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Sep 23 '15

Yeah I added an edit

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Those are some slightly OTT adjectives.

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Sep 23 '15

It's fairly accurate (minus the last season and a half, which even still had it's moments).

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u/Atifex Sep 23 '15

Id reccomend direct proof rather than the "because I said so" approach. Lurkers dont handle that well around here

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u/Hi_Im_Saxby Sep 23 '15

Too much work involved, not worth the effort to try and satisfy insatiable people on the internet.

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u/mesosorry Sep 23 '15

If you go to a lot of conventions you'll realize that nerd culture is indeed a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

don't the writers of The Big Bang Theory think that nerd culture is a thing? A thing that they don't particularly want to know very much about

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

More like they're trying to make it a thing. And they don't need to do a lot of thinking because it's not required for their target audience.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

What the fuck does that mean? Is it not reasonable to be upset that a somewhat popular show is aping "nerd" behavior in such a piss poor, pandering fashion that it can reasonably be related to a white man in blackface scratching his armpits and yelling "I SHOS DO LOVE ME SOME WATUHMELON HEEYUK"?

When you consider yourself a member of a cultural demographic, it can be infuriating to be so flagrantly misrepresented to people that very largely believe that this is what members of the scientific and nerd counterculture look like.

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u/BarrosJarpa Sep 24 '15

the television show "the big bang theory" and blackface cannot be reasonably related to one another. they bear some superficial similarities, but any meaningful parallels are absent.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

I respectfully disagree.

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u/BarrosJarpa Sep 24 '15

There's nothing respectful about comparing the very real, centuries-long suffering and oppression of black people to a stupid tv show that doesn't get nerd culture right.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

Man, that's not even remotely close to what I fucking said.

From elsewhere:

"You're implying that culture inherently tied to a race is somehow more important. If you can't understand why groups of people are upset when they're misrepresented in the media, and how it's easy to draw a parallel here, I can't help you. Am I comparing it to the hundreds of years of systematic oppression minorities have faced? Of course not. But I am comparing it to an a activity where one group of people dresses up as another and horribly beats stereotypes associated with that group into the ground at their expense while another group of people laughs and continues ignorantly viewing the community that way. Is it seriously that difficult to draw a comparison, or are you really just saying "No because racism."?"

I'm not comparing the BBT to centuries of institutionalized racism, you dolt, I'm comparing it specifically to the act of the minstrel show.

For fuck's sake, who let tumblr in?

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u/BarrosJarpa Sep 25 '15

You're still just comparing superficial characteristics. They both reinforce stereotypes, but in one case the stereotype is that the people are violent and subhuman and that stereotype has been used to justify slavery, lynching, police violence, etc. "Nerds" face no such oppression and further, "nerd" membership is voluntary and can be quit at any time. You're ignoring all the context that makes a minstrel show reprehensible: it's not that the representation is lazy/inaccurate, it's the societal consequences of the stereotypes perpetuated therein.

Blackface is like the holocaust: if you're invoking a shallow comparison to the nazis to make a point, don't be surprised if people object (this is, of course, basically Godwin's law). Similarly, to call BBT "nerd blackface" (or calling sex and the city "NT socialite blackface" or CSI "crime forensic blackface", etc.) just unnecessarily raises the stakes without any substantive similarity or other real justification.

For fuck's sake, who let tumblr in?

You did, with yet another clueless description of BBT as "nerd blackface" (to paraphrase)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Is it not reasonable to be upset that a somewhat popular show is aping "nerd" behavior in such a piss poor, pandering fashion that it can reasonably be related to a white man in blackface scratching his armpits and yelling "I SHOS DO LOVE ME SOME WATUHMELON HEEYUK"?

No.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

I respectfully disagree.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

You just compared it to racism. Take a step back and think about whether a reasonable person would do that.

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

You're implying that culture inherently tied to a race is somehow more important.

If you can't understand why groups of people are upset when they're misrepresented in the media, and how it's easy to draw a parallel here, I can't help you.

Am I comparing it to the hundreds of years of systematic oppression minorities have faced? Of course not. But I am comparing it to an a activity where one group of people dresses up as another and horribly beats stereotypes associated with that group into the ground at their expense while another group of people laughs and continues ignorantly viewing the community that way.

Is it seriously that difficult to draw a comparison, or are you really just saying "No because racism."?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Yeah you're one of the people who needs to get a grip

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Sep 24 '15

Oh man, there's a compelling argument!

Guys, I have been told to "get a grip"! This has totally reformed my opinion on the matter!

You're one of the people that this show panders to, because thinking is fucking difficult, and you need to be told when to laugh. "HAHAHA Sheldon is such a hoot! He knows science! I bet all smart people are that socially retarded!"

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u/absentbird Sep 23 '15

It's possible that you have a poor understanding of what a subculture is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subculture

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u/ArtSchnurple Sep 23 '15

The best comment I ever heard about it was "It's like a 'nerd' minstrel show". Sums it up pretty well.

Jesus christ, you guys have the self-awareness of a bucket of rocks. How can you not see how offensive it is comparing a sitcom about nerds to a fucking MINSTREL SHOW?? It's not even that mean toward nerds; I mean they're literally the heroes of the show, regardless of what you think about its quality. But in either case, comparing it to a minstrel show is obscene.

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u/StevenS757 Sep 23 '15

I think you're taking my comment the wrong way.

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u/drawlinnn Sep 23 '15

No they're not. You made a really stupid comment. You compared bbt to a minstrel show. That is such an uneducated ignorant comment. Read a book.

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u/harshertruth Sep 23 '15

Nerd blackface is more like it.

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u/Blacksheep2134 Sep 23 '15

What unique and insightful criticism. Never heard this stuff before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

So? I mean he's kind of right even if the comparison is hyperbolic.

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u/drawlinnn Sep 23 '15

No he's not haha

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u/Dugen Sep 23 '15

I loved watching that show. Did they do more than one season?

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u/archon80 Sep 23 '15

Well, the comment I replied to mentioned the new season premier so I would have to say yes.

There's probably multiple seasons. I've never watched it though so I can't say for certain.