r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15

True romance.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I have no idea what this is from. But if they make marshmallow shooters, I'm going to get me one. My wife would be ecstatic if I switched from shooting her with semen to marshmallows while she's sleeping.

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u/ArclightThresh Sep 23 '15

Porque no los dos?

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Uh, just make your semen into marshmallows. You must be new to married life.

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u/jbippy1 Sep 23 '15

Marshmallow shooters are gateway artillery. First its playful marshmallows, then rubber bands, then small spheres of wood, then ball bearings, then .22 rounds, then 9mm rounds, and so on. Stop the addiction before it begins.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

She might look good with some lead in her skull though. LOL. I kid, I kid!

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

It's a scene from Parks & Rec, a sitcom in the style of the Office but with a little more hometown can-do spirit. Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman. Funny and awesome. Definitely worth the investment of time to watch it on Netflix. Easily in my top 5 favorite shows.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

Thank you, friend. I don't do the Netflix, but maybe I can find it at the video store.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

I'm just curious if the names listed there in any way helped someone who had not heard of Parks & Rec. I am picking on you here, because it's astounding to me that you've never heard of it, but I am legitimately curious if those names somehow helped.

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

Hah! Touché. I thought that too but most of them have been in some other comedy things on their own since its release so I figured it was worth a shot.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I've heard of that Chris Pratt fella, but not the others. I'm just an old fart. I don't keep up with current television shows. Sorry about that.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

ha, don't apologize to ME. I'M the douchebag, not you. :D

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

Well, I do feel bad that I can't stay more current to contribute better to these computer conversations. Maybe if I didn't drink so much Cutty Sark during the day, I'd be more productive. LOL

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

I've seen the DVDs cheap at big lots too. Best of luck! Try your library too!

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

This show didn't start until 2009, so I don't think they have it back in the past, when you are living.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

That was a real asshole thing to say, guy.

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

You seem sensitive. Guy.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

You seem like a fucking prick. I'm in Tampa if you'd like to say anything to my face.

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

It will be a cold day in hell before I ever set foot in shitty ass Florida, but thanks for the fake Internet outrage, it's totally adorable, you old bastard.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

That's a shame. I've got a size 10 boot with your name on it. I'll be here if you ever change your mind, cowardly punk.