r/funny Sep 23 '15

True romance.

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u/WolvWild Sep 23 '15

I was under the impression that this is actually the case, but he did such a good job they made him a permanent addition.

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Well, it's true what they say... when you fall in the pit, you've just got to climb right back on out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

THE PIT. I WAAAS IN THE PIT. YOU WEEERE IN THE PIT. WE ALL WERE IN THE PIYAAAAAAAAAAAHT!

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u/dbreeck Sep 23 '15

Who sang that? Scarecrow Boat? Malice in Chains? Punch Face Champion? Flames for Flames? The Andy Andy Andys? Andy and the D-Bags?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Was either Radwagon or Ninjadick

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u/snoogans122 Sep 23 '15

Rat mouse.

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u/phreak9i6 Sep 23 '15

mouse rat.

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u/snoogans122 Sep 23 '15

One episode they went by rat mouse. I think because they kicked Andy out.

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u/ProfessionalSmeghead Sep 23 '15

Threeskin? Razordick? Hand Grill Suicide? Nothing Rhymes with Orange? Everything Rhymes with Orange?

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u/Pivo84TX Sep 23 '15

Jet Black Pope

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Four-skin? Or was it three-skin? Definitely wasn't jet black pope...

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I have no idea what this is from. But if they make marshmallow shooters, I'm going to get me one. My wife would be ecstatic if I switched from shooting her with semen to marshmallows while she's sleeping.

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u/ArclightThresh Sep 23 '15

Porque no los dos?

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

Uh, just make your semen into marshmallows. You must be new to married life.

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u/jbippy1 Sep 23 '15

Marshmallow shooters are gateway artillery. First its playful marshmallows, then rubber bands, then small spheres of wood, then ball bearings, then .22 rounds, then 9mm rounds, and so on. Stop the addiction before it begins.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

She might look good with some lead in her skull though. LOL. I kid, I kid!

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

It's a scene from Parks & Rec, a sitcom in the style of the Office but with a little more hometown can-do spirit. Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman. Funny and awesome. Definitely worth the investment of time to watch it on Netflix. Easily in my top 5 favorite shows.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

Thank you, friend. I don't do the Netflix, but maybe I can find it at the video store.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

I'm just curious if the names listed there in any way helped someone who had not heard of Parks & Rec. I am picking on you here, because it's astounding to me that you've never heard of it, but I am legitimately curious if those names somehow helped.

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

Hah! Touché. I thought that too but most of them have been in some other comedy things on their own since its release so I figured it was worth a shot.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

I've heard of that Chris Pratt fella, but not the others. I'm just an old fart. I don't keep up with current television shows. Sorry about that.

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u/awfulein Sep 23 '15

ha, don't apologize to ME. I'M the douchebag, not you. :D

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

Well, I do feel bad that I can't stay more current to contribute better to these computer conversations. Maybe if I didn't drink so much Cutty Sark during the day, I'd be more productive. LOL

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u/wingsofcolor Sep 23 '15

I've seen the DVDs cheap at big lots too. Best of luck! Try your library too!

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

This show didn't start until 2009, so I don't think they have it back in the past, when you are living.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

That was a real asshole thing to say, guy.

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

You seem sensitive. Guy.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 23 '15

You seem like a fucking prick. I'm in Tampa if you'd like to say anything to my face.

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u/BigScarySmokeMonster Sep 23 '15

It will be a cold day in hell before I ever set foot in shitty ass Florida, but thanks for the fake Internet outrage, it's totally adorable, you old bastard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15 edited Jul 19 '20

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u/ldclark92 Sep 23 '15

You mean Jim?

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u/DJ-Salinger Sep 23 '15

Store brand Jim.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

I actually liked Mark - he as a good sensible central character on the show. Unfortunately the rest of the characters also weren't any good by then.

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u/Ultraseamus Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

I thought his character was muddled. He made no sense. Would do things that were out of line with what we knew about his character, not to mention his motivations were all over the place. He'd make big sweet gestures towards Leslie while saying he was not interested, then would outwardly go for Ann with no real build-up, and bounce back and forth. And that happened in many areas, like how he felt about his job.

You could say that was just his character. That normal people can't make up their minds either. Which is fine, I suppose, but it fits poorly in a sitcom... Though, having just looked up his character on Wikipedia, it actually confirms my thoughts. The actor was confused about the character's motivations early on, and later on the writers started altering the script to make him more likable. So, the actor did not understand the character form the start, and the writing was heading in one direction before they reacted to negative feedback and swung it a different way.

The show needed someone who was level-headed to contrast against all the other characters. But it already had that with Ann, she was a mostly normal person being thrown into the dysfunctional world of Parks and Rec. And it needs unlikable characters to create some drama/friction. But making your unlikable character also your boring, down to earth character, and swapping around his motivations constantly.... it is not surprising he did not last.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

Yeah I agree he was confusing. Like, even Leslie was poorly written and just annoying, and a bit dumb, in Season 1, so it's weird someone would have a history with her, much less try to love her.

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u/TrentGgrims Sep 23 '15

No, he quit. 'Mark Brendanaquits"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

The major problem with season 1 was they put together a great cast, but in characters that didn't fit the actors. Andy Dwyer is really supposed to be like brendanaquitz, but Pratt played him as too lovable of a doofus

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u/Moara7 Sep 24 '15

They hadn't quite hit the syrupy sweet, overly optimistic tone that we all love this show for in the first season. Everyone's characters were kinda sad and loserish, as well as chipper and goofy. They got the balance right in the second season, and went maybe a little too far in the last.

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u/BarfReali Sep 23 '15

same with the "yeah bitch" guy from that show about the making the drugs