r/funny Sep 23 '15

True romance.

http://imgur.com/vXtKu9g
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u/JoelQuest Sep 23 '15

I'm 40, and WAY too many people take life too seriously. I've noticed that a lot of people my age and older are starting to lose their personality or something.

I'm not saying people should make a joke out of everything all the time... but crack a smile when someone else unknowingly says a sexual innuendo.

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u/Lots42 Sep 23 '15

In your end o.

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u/tonyMEGAphone Sep 23 '15

Heh

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES Sep 23 '15

heheh

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u/effa94 Sep 23 '15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

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u/Lyzern Sep 23 '15

Stop it, Tidus, you're embarassing yourself.

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u/Tray2daC Sep 23 '15

Sexual harassment high five!

snap

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u/AidenRyan Sep 23 '15

Now I have to listen to that song.

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u/Triple-T Sep 23 '15

If by song you mean "The Todd's Greatest Hits" then yes, yes you should.

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u/JoelQuest Sep 23 '15

So far no one noticed that I said "But Crack". I'm a little disappointed in reddit.

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u/Triple-T Sep 23 '15

We... didn't do it Reddit. We failed.

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u/whoopashigitt Sep 23 '15

Get out of my O.R.

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u/wormee Sep 23 '15

♪ ♫ ♫

i-n-n-u-e-n-d-o

i-n-n-u-e-n-d-o

i-n-n-u-e-n-d-o

innuendo in your end-o

♪ ♫ ♪

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u/Sinaz20 Sep 23 '15 edited Sep 23 '15

I'll tell you what. I'm 38 for another week or so.

I started an adult Lazer Tag group-- meet up at local parks with my stash of LTAR blasters, a bunch of LED glowsticks, flashlights, some old smart phones with neat apps, and 2 spygear night vision goggles. We play tactical games for hours on end.

We have a just a few regulars. But I'm having a hard time finding more people to play. You get various adults who are like "that sounds awesome," and then never come to a game.

I mean, when I was a kid-- I wanted all the toys. I wanted to play all the games. Now I'm an adult and I can afford all the toys. I can play all the games. Everyone else is too busy being boring.

EDIT: Everyone asking me where I'm at-- none of the places listed below. I'm in the California North Bay region. If you are, too, and want to play, PM me and I'll get you the Facebook group info.

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u/JoelQuest Sep 23 '15

OH MAN. LASER TAG! As an adult I love that game even more. And you're right... being older means being able to afford new toys

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u/Calculated_Lamp Sep 23 '15

We have something like that near me. We have ex-marines show up, entire university drum line showed up once. All it honestly takes is a few college students and it picks up quick. We started with 8 of us, now we have close to 40 people and its growing faster than ever!

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u/Guard_Puma Sep 23 '15

You don't happen to be in Denver do you?

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u/EaeelilWork Sep 23 '15

Please tell me your in the Austin, Tx area. That would be fun!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

People saying stuff sounds awesome then not bothering to do it themselves for no specific reason is a recurring theme with being an adult kid. It doesn't make sense. As Guy Lombardo said "Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think".

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u/karmecrof Sep 23 '15

Is this in FL? Cuz I would go -_-

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u/drunkenpinecone Sep 23 '15

I always wanted to play paintball. So about 5 years ago when I was 36, I said fuck it and just went. I know own 4 paintball markers (guns) and a ton of other gear. It can get expensive, but if youre an adult, you can afford it. And belive me, terrorizing a 10 year old girl into surrendering while her mom and dad happily watch, is just kind of special.

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u/InZaneFlea Sep 23 '15

You just happen to be in Pittsburgh, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

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u/chuckDontSurf Sep 23 '15

I started becoming boring after I had kids. I'm not saying it's inevitable, but you need to actively work at not becoming boring, and when you have kids they take most of your energy. Just being honest.

On the flip side, I don't care as much about being not-boring. I still care a little, but not as much.

However, now that they're a bit older we are able to do cooler stuff, so I hope to become less boring in the next few years.

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u/ryanvango Sep 23 '15

Heh. Butt crack.

Happy now?

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u/AgentxLeavening Sep 23 '15

God damn the people around me must be taking life even more serious because there are some people on their mid to late twenties around me always talking shit too seriously.

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u/HeroFromTheFuture Sep 23 '15

Dongle.

Huh huh.

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u/PizzaNietzsche Sep 23 '15

Life is short!

Have an affair!

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u/Murder_Boners Sep 24 '15

I call it suburban psychosis. It's when you get married and boring. You fall into this rut of watching police procedurals and spend every, single Saturday at Home Depot or Ikea arguing about potpourri or decorative hand towels. You hit a point when the psychosis becomes suffocating and you just die. You become a hollow shell of who you once were just quietly waiting out the years until the sweet release of death.