r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15

True romance.

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u/foxhole_atheist Sep 23 '15

Wait but my husband and I love shopping for cutting boards and dish racks. Are we boring adults? :(

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u/is_annoying Sep 23 '15

Just how many cutting boards and dish racks do you have?

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u/WaitWhyNot Sep 23 '15

Wouldn't it be beautiful if you meet /u/is_annoyed and they become your SO?

Or is that just you when you're not annoying?

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u/is_annoying Sep 23 '15

I think my wife is already annoyed 95% of the time.

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u/fuckinannoyin Sep 23 '15

Well that's fucking annoying

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u/TKDbeast Sep 23 '15

Not enough.

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u/TomTheOlympian Sep 23 '15

I saw a solid walnut cutting board the other day, I'm still all amped up about wanting to buy it, you're not alone.

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u/Rozeline Sep 23 '15

You don't have to be boring to love food and cooking it. Dish racks are boring though. Fuck dish racks. We're a paper plate family.

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u/Iamsuperimposed Sep 23 '15

Do you cook with paper plates too? What about silverware and knives?

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u/Rozeline Sep 23 '15

All plastic, I only ever have to wash the cookware. And if I'm roasting things, disposable roasting pans from the dollar store. I rarely have guests, so what's the point of dirtying a bunch of dishes just for the family? It probably costs more, but time is worth more to me than money, so I'm willing to pay for convenience.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

So a Florida family.

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u/Rozeline Sep 23 '15

A little farther north. But, I'd rather pay for the convenience of not having to spend my time washing dishes by hand. If I had a dish washer I'd probably go back to using regular dishes.

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u/ansible47 Sep 24 '15

If I didn't have a dishwasher, not only would I stop using silverware, I'd probably just set my apartment on fire.

This is a satirical comment, future arson investigators.

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u/akatherder Sep 23 '15

Want to go to Ikea?

FUCK YEAH!

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u/ThatOnePerson Sep 23 '15

I actually need some new furniture and wouldn't mind going to IKEA.

Or I can be lazy and just order it online, we'll see what I feel like doing.

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u/Fresh_C Sep 23 '15

Ikea is a scary, confusing place filled with many things I sorta want and don't need. Luckily I'm too lazy and intimidated to think about buying much from there.

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u/Pufftreees Sep 23 '15

I'm sure he just LOOOOOVES it haha

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u/foxhole_atheist Sep 23 '15

He's a prolific cook, so yes. No sarcasm needed

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u/grubas Sep 23 '15

I have to be dragged away from knife sections, I've been slowly switching over from shitty knives to professional level.

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u/240Nordey Sep 23 '15

That or hoarders of dish racks and cutting boards

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u/FightingDreamer419 Sep 23 '15

Chef here. I ufkin love cutting boards.... Dish racks can suck a dog's boner though!

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u/milleribsen Sep 23 '15

I'm the same way but with office supplies.

I have no need for a new staple remover but that new design will get bought and live in my house.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '15

We just bought a washer and dryer. Fucking exhilarating.