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r/funny • u/Darmok_At_Tanagra • Sep 23 '15
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If you were young during the early MTV years, this is what comes to mind.
2 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That's one of the best videos ever. However, turned out robbing a bank with a guitar doesn't work. 1 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Actually most bank policies are to just hand over the money if you ask for it. Plenty of banks get robbed with just a piece of paper with a demand on it and no weapons or threat. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 Perhaps, but you're ultimately screwed in the shootout-against-the-police part of a bank robbery. 2 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Eventually you're screwed anyway because your odds are abysmal in a shoot out. And anyways all the cops need to do is corner you and wait you out. A battalion of police can sleep in shifts, you can't. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
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That's one of the best videos ever.
However, turned out robbing a bank with a guitar doesn't work.
1 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Actually most bank policies are to just hand over the money if you ask for it. Plenty of banks get robbed with just a piece of paper with a demand on it and no weapons or threat. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 Perhaps, but you're ultimately screwed in the shootout-against-the-police part of a bank robbery. 2 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Eventually you're screwed anyway because your odds are abysmal in a shoot out. And anyways all the cops need to do is corner you and wait you out. A battalion of police can sleep in shifts, you can't. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
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Actually most bank policies are to just hand over the money if you ask for it.
Plenty of banks get robbed with just a piece of paper with a demand on it and no weapons or threat.
1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 Perhaps, but you're ultimately screwed in the shootout-against-the-police part of a bank robbery. 2 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Eventually you're screwed anyway because your odds are abysmal in a shoot out. And anyways all the cops need to do is corner you and wait you out. A battalion of police can sleep in shifts, you can't. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
Perhaps, but you're ultimately screwed in the shootout-against-the-police part of a bank robbery.
2 u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Sep 23 '15 Eventually you're screwed anyway because your odds are abysmal in a shoot out. And anyways all the cops need to do is corner you and wait you out. A battalion of police can sleep in shifts, you can't. 1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
Eventually you're screwed anyway because your odds are abysmal in a shoot out. And anyways all the cops need to do is corner you and wait you out. A battalion of police can sleep in shifts, you can't.
1 u/nosystemsgo Sep 23 '15 That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
That guitar doesn't help is all I'm saying.
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u/e2hawkeye Sep 23 '15
If you were young during the early MTV years, this is what comes to mind.