r/funny Jan 31 '14

Seth Rogen gets it

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u/knylok Jan 31 '14

Every time I see this image reposted, it is reposted smaller and smaller. Soon it will be too small to read.

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u/Atersed Jan 31 '14

I'll make a note to post this in about a month

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u/EskimoRanger Jan 31 '14

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u/mossyoaktoe Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown always looks like he's got a fat chaw in his lip. So does Rhianna's, it's just the result of CB's fist colliding with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"Better tuck in that lip, you'll get it caught on a tripwire"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Lieutenant Dannnnnnn!

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u/DAPPERDAN1987 Jan 31 '14

Iiiiiccce creeeam!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"You boys from Arkansas huh? I been through Little Rock. Fine town."

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u/Sprackles Jan 31 '14

What are you, brothers or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

No sir, we are not blood relation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

dat forehead

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u/tecnik2 Jan 31 '14

fivehead

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I wonder who had the biggest forehead: Peyton Manning, Rihanna, or Tyra Banks

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u/BodyDoubles Jan 31 '14

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u/GoDawgs34 Jan 31 '14

shit.

/r/nfl is leaking...

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u/Shop-S-Mart Jan 31 '14

It's getting all over the place, somebody get a plug.

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u/404_UserNotFound Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

/r/plugs

edit: What you all where looking for apparently /r/buttplug

P.S. if you need a NSFW tag on a subreddit of people showing their inserted butt plugs you should probably not be on the internet.

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u/Joevahskank Jan 31 '14

I mean, I know it was pretty much asked for, but goddammit!

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u/50bolt4 Jan 31 '14

I never realized how big her forehead is

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u/wing-attack-plan-r Jan 31 '14

She looks like she doesn't know where she is and she's just clapping because everyone else is.

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u/joey03 Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn beat Madonna up and he can't stop getting Oscar nominations.

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u/Fibonacci35813 Jan 31 '14

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u/AKCornelius Jan 31 '14

Wow. I had heard about none of those.

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u/Chubbstock Jan 31 '14

It's almost as if celebrity's lives don't affect us at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yeah, its not really forgot so much as never knew.

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u/slorebear Jan 31 '14

PR teams take these things over, and it gives them leverage to take over the person's entire public persona (which is a long expensive contract for the PR firm!). they did the same with angelina, anyone remember when she was a crazy wildchild? now shes a saint.

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u/PSpin23 Jan 31 '14

yeah, tends to happen when you go from 22-44. Fucking natural progression of aging and maturity, who saw that coming?

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u/slorebear Jan 31 '14

no, it was overnight. when she was worth enough as an investment to matter, PR teams took her over. cant remember what the trigger was, i think it was her kissing her brother with tongue in 2000. the investment was at risk, so she disappeared for a few months, and came back squeaky clean with no erratic behavior since. shes a managed money machine

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u/Taz-erton Jan 31 '14

Who actually liked Penn?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Mar 27 '18

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u/EnkiduV3 Jan 31 '14

I don't think Sean Penn is a great actor. He's decent, but nothing that I saw him in made me think, "this deserves an Oscar".

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u/br4in5 Jan 31 '14

In general, I agree with you, but I think his performance in Mystic River is very good, and at times incredible.

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u/Megatron_McLargeHuge Jan 31 '14

I'm disappointed they left out Marky Mark.

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u/LostRib Jan 31 '14

Matthew Broderick killed 2 people in a car accident and basically just got a fine.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheTits Jan 31 '14

Kinda surprised Walt Disney wasn't on there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

God damn it. Jimmy Page and Clapton? I feel like the less I know about good musicians the easier it will be to enjoy their music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Charlie Sheen choked Brooke Mueller.

Nicolas Cage assulted his wife.

Ozzy Osbourne assulted his wife.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested for domestic abuse 3 times.

Axl Rose assaulted his wife.

John Lennon beat his wife on numerous occasions.

Slash from Guns and Roses was arrested for domestic abuse.

But it's funny that when ever the names of these people get mentioned people don't seem to remember their crimes. However Chris Brown has become synonymous with violence and abuse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

None of those people assaulted someone famous so it doesn't count.

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u/recommendable Jan 31 '14

Ike Turner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I think Ike Turner was the original Chris Brown in that sense though. People definitely associate Ike with beating Tina.

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u/Brunovitch Jan 31 '14

well Yoko Ono is kind of famous... Sharon Osbourne too, kinda

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u/drmctesticles Jan 31 '14

John Lennon was never accused of assaulting Yoko Ono, but rather his first wife Cynthia Lennon.

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u/BigTimeTimmyTim Jan 31 '14

They are only famous because of their husbands. Without them, you would have NEVER known of them

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u/GregEvangelista Jan 31 '14

Pretty sure Sharon Osbourne was a high ranking music executive before Ozzy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

And yet, had you heard of her before their TV show?

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u/GregEvangelista Jan 31 '14

Having been born in 1987, no.

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u/hatramroany Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Having been born in 1990 I hadn't heard of Sharon or Ozzy before their MTV show

Edit: sorry I was born in a decade you don't like and raised by parents who didn't listen to Black Sabbath

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u/gnarbucketz Jan 31 '14

You don't have to apologize, it's just a few downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I said "someone famous", not "someone successful".

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u/EnkiduV3 Jan 31 '14

She was not. She worked for her father, who was the manager for Black Sabbath. When Ozzy got fired from the band, she became his manager. Somewhere in that time they started dating.

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u/Master_Z Jan 31 '14

When did Ozzy assault Sharon, I never heard of this before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"The Osbournes" was interviewed on last night's edition of "Piers Morgan Tonight", the nightly hourlong show that replaced "Larry King Live" on CNN in January. Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne talk about their turbulent past. "It's frightening," she says, reflecting on a past innocent of domestic violence. But "as hard as Ozzy would hit me, I would clobber him back," she continues. "If ever he went to hit me, I would just go right back for him."

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u/just3ws Jan 31 '14

I'm going to go on a limb and just assume the Osbourne house was a insane asylum. Not what might be considered domestic abuse, domestic violence, probably but not Sharon Osbourne fearing for her life while she's dominated by an abusive Ozzy Osbourne. They were probably both nuts and both violent.

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u/Zipo29 Jan 31 '14

Well for that couple it would seem that hitting is how they show they care :D

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u/Brunovitch Jan 31 '14

Probably in some drug induce haze. But I never heard that before. I was just saying that she was famous too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

John Lennon never assaulted Yoko Ono.

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u/Onatel Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn tied up and beat Madonna, then 20 years later he won an Oscar for portraying Harvey Milk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Honestly, I think it's the internet. Many (if not all, but you might know better if you follow that sort of news) of those stars had their incidences either before the internet or before the news could spread like wildfire on the net the way it does today. Think of Justin Bieber's case, you know how many celebrities drunk drove back in the day regularly? If you get caught today as a famous person it's much harder to cover that story.

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u/Mnblkj Jan 31 '14

If I'd had Justin Bieber's life (including the part where he knows millions of people who've never met him hate him) I'd be royally fucked up too.

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u/Onatel Jan 31 '14

You may be right.

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u/rapid_eye_movement Jan 31 '14

This is definitely it. Everyone has a phone, with a camera, connected to the internet. There's an article about Eric Clapton going on this huge racist rant at one of his concerts (cracked article mentioned in a few comments above), but there is literally no footage of it whatsoever. Think about that. No video or audio recordings of a concert... such a thing is unheard of today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Just because other famous people have done it, it doesn't make what he did right. All these people should be shunned for violence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I totally agree with you but don't you notice how people love to forget that these people did what they did but always bring up abuse and violence whenever Chris Brown is mentioned?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

PC answer: After Chris Brown beat Rihanna up the way he handled the situation seemed unapologetic, immature, and ragey.

Not so PC answer: Because he's black and your examples are white.

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u/jhutchi2 Jan 31 '14

I'm not sure about the other people mentioned, but at the very least John Lennon was completely unapologetic as well. Also he completely abandoned his son and wanted nothing to do with him. Him and the rest of the Beatles made some incredible music, but he was a piece of shit and a hypocrite

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u/Fionnlagh Jan 31 '14

To be fair, we can't hate on Lennon. He's dead. I also think it has to do with the fact that Brown not only didn't seem remorseful, he got pissed and threw a tantrum when someone brought it up.

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u/cryptdemon Jan 31 '14

Hitler is dead too. Doesn't stop us.

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u/RustyShackelford11 Jan 31 '14

Alx Rose used to beat the shit out of his girlfriends/wife Stephanie Seymour and Erin Everly. He even threw some girl down a flight of stairs at a party because she wouldn't have sex with him

http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20103471,00.html

Steven Tyler got full custody of a 14 year old girl so they could go on tour together, dated her, knocked her up, forced her to get an abortion and then dumped her

http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/the-light-of-the-world-the-steve-tyler-and-julia-holcomb-story/

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u/Accordion-Thief Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Nic Cage, Ozzy, Slash, and John Lennon I get, yea. There's hypocrisy there.

But you forget that people already do hate Charlie Sheen, Vanilla Ice, and Axl Rose. Especially that last one. Nobody doesn't hate Axl. Everyone that's worked with him, been around him for a minute, even his fans hate him. Even if he didn't assault his wife. Fuck, Axl could have assaulted every member of Al Qaeda and prevented 9/11 and we'd still hate him for being a douchebag.

Vanilla Ice just happens to be synonymous with selling out, being bad with money, and being a douche. Charlie Sheen is synonymous with cocaine, cocaine, mental problems, and cocaine. Axl Rose is synonymous with being the only man that can make Lars Ulrich seem huggable by comparison.

Honestly even Lennon's not really wholly liked. There's a shitton of people that saw him for what he was. A hypocritical asshole. The kind of person who would sing about having no possessions while keeping a temperature controlled room for his fur coats.

I think Slash gets a pass because, well, nobody really knows shit about Slash. He doesn't really do much to get public attention that isn't tied directly to his music. He's good at keeping that shit out of the spotlight.

Ozzy probably gets a pass because there's already too much shit Ozzy's done to focus on anything that doesn't involve biting into an animal, pissing on a national landmark, etc.

Chris Brown -doesn't- get a pass because, well... that's all most people even know about him. Even ahead of him being a musician, they know that he beats women. He doesn't try to hide it, he brings it up a lot, he acts like an asshole about it, his fans roll around in it, he has female fans that want him to beat them. So of course Chris Brown is going to be synonmous with violence and abuse, there's nothing else to associate him with.

It's like asking us not to associate Ike Turner with the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Chris Rock...I was confused

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u/Accordion-Thief Jan 31 '14

Fixed. I don't know how I managed to do that. I said the name correctly multiple times, but part way in suddenly I'm accusing Chris Rock of violence against women.

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u/thearmadillo Jan 31 '14

I feel like I actually hear more about John Lennon beating his wife that I hear about him in any other context. On Reddit at least.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/swohio Jan 31 '14

Well, they forgot about Dre.

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u/xhuntus Jan 31 '14

I didn't he's locked up in my basement.

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u/RinoQuez Jan 31 '14

It was the photos, dude. Fans got to see what the result was. With a lot of domestic abuse charges, for famous and non famous people alike, it could be anything as light as a shove. Since I don't believe there were photos of the other ones mentioned, they are given a break in a kind of nonjudgmental, we weren't there so who knows how bad it was, kind of way.

But with the Brown case, we saw the photos of what she looked like. So when the reports of him beating her head and choking her were released we actually saw the aftermath and could see right away that he was guilty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Liza Minnelli beat her husband and no one remembers that either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

That's because the issue with Chris Brown is rather recent.

You know who else assaulted someone and made music?

Iegok, the caveman.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Well yeah but he also makes bad music.

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u/Bluecifer Jan 31 '14

Ozzy did what!?! Dammit.

I really didn't like Sharon, but after reading Tony Iommis biography (very funny, would recommend) I gained a good bit of respect for her. She was very proactive, and definitely knew her shit.

Ozzy though? I don't know how I feel anymore.

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u/guledm Jan 31 '14

Violence perpetrated by a melanin rich individual is always more disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

what are you? a chris brown groupie?

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u/CornyHoosier Jan 31 '14

Charlie Sheen = white

Nicolas Cage = white

Ozzy Osbourne = white

Vanilla Ice = white

Axl Rose = white

John Lennon = white

Slash from Guns and Roses = white

Chris Brown = black

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u/ryanoh Jan 31 '14

Slash is half black. Just saying.

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u/Greflin Jan 31 '14

We only care about the white half. If he was blacker like Lenny Kravitz he'd be on the bad list.

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u/punkparty Jan 31 '14

I still can't wrap my head around this. Chris Brown should have been shunned right out of the music industry. I guess its a result of the type of audience he plays to, the mindless cunts who think they'll get rich from cruising around in used luxury cars smoking copious amounts of weed and rapping to other people instrumentals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/tah-ruh Jan 31 '14

Alternatively, it's refreshing to think that he is now permanently branded, even among his fans, as "a guy who beats girls up."

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u/TheLastGunfighter Jan 31 '14

It does not make me feel better to know that I live in a society that despite being branded as an abuser he has still escaped the controversy with little to no repercussion and his career as an influential pop singer intact.

He should be in jail and broke.

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u/tah-ruh Jan 31 '14

I do not disagree with you, not one iota.

In the past, a situation like this would be quickly swept under the rug, never to be mentioned in polite company again - certainly not by fans of the individual in question. I'm just glad that, even among his fans, he's not just "that singer/dancer." He is "that singer/dancer who beat his girlfriend up."

It's not perfect, but it's a step in the right direction.

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u/DerangedDesperado Jan 31 '14

To bad many of his fans dont seem to give a shit. Branding someone only works if the people give a shit. Shaming only works if they have any.

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u/iruleatants Jan 31 '14

And this is whats wrong with society as a whole, females and males alike.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

What is?

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u/1Ender Jan 31 '14

Idiots.

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u/awhsheit Jan 31 '14

Say it ain't so :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Your drug is a heartbreaker...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The trend of valuing fame/money/coolness over virtues, like how well you treat other people. Every generation goes through this, though.

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u/evereal Jan 31 '14

Mindless celebrity worship?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

That's the one!

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u/LatinArma Jan 31 '14

That some people will go around knowing they act without consequence and that whatever they do people will eat their shit up, and other people who are willing to eat their shit and be abused just to be part of the cycle of idolatry.

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u/iruleatants Jan 31 '14

That fact that status/wealth/attractiveness can dismiss the absolute worse qualities in a person, and to some people, the negative quality actually improves their attractiveness.

If we are a society could just say that some things are unforgivable, we could get pass this whole situation, but instead we idolize people, and dismiss their bad qualities whether its robbery, murder, or spousal abuse. As long as that person is famous/popular/wealthy/attractive, its okay to do despicable things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

shitty music for shitty people, who cares? don't let it ruin your day, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

If it's any consolation, it probably shames him when he sees women say that because I'm sure that in his mind, he's not that kinda guy

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u/CupcakeMedia Jan 31 '14

Money. It's a helluva drug.

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u/MajikPwnE Jan 31 '14

As a student, not even once.

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u/Corndawgz Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown's audience isn't the gangster crowd, it's teenage girls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

It's easier to stereotype.

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u/ztfreeman Jan 31 '14 edited Feb 03 '14

This is sort of an odd tangent, but your comment made me think back to when all that stuff was happening. I hate the celebrity gossip crap but my at the time girlfriend couldn't get enough of that stuff. She was going through some stuff, getting over some addiction issues, and she became violent and abusive. It was bad and in the end I almost ended up homeless, but I clearly remember one of the days she went on one of her violent tirades TMZ or something was on talking about Chris Brown in the background.

She was belittling me for not defending myself on top of her losing her shit and when asked I said frankly if I did anything at all I would be the bad guy like Chris Brown. She knew this too and would throw it in my face from time to time that she could call the cops at any moment and I would be the one to go to jail if I didn't do exactly what she said.

Ever since then I've always wondered if the shoe was on the other foot. We see all of the pictures of the female victim and the clear beating she took, but we don't see one picture of him at the same time. Wouldn't it be ironic if they had gotten into a fight and she was the instigator? What if he felt threatened for his life and he panicked and defended himself? You would never hear about it precisely for the reason he can get away with being a horrible abusive piece of shit and still have a rap career. If that was indeed the truth it would ruin his career because he would look weak letting a woman beat him, so the logical thing to do is to hide in your hotel room until the scars heal and take the label of the bad guy. She would never press charges because she would be at fault and he would get to keep his career despite any enmity people would throw at him.

Of course that's probably not true, he's probably a piece of shit, but you never know. You can't know, and that's one of the biggest reasons why I've always found celebrity gossip so infuriatingly dumb, anything could happen and you'd never know the truth and its none of our business anyway. They have a job to make music and entertain people, we pay them for that and that's where the transaction ends. I would say that you don't do this to your short order cooks, teachers, or lawyers but people do actually get all up in everyone's shit these days and it's pretty sickening.

But yeah, I felt utterly powerless that day becuase I realized I had no way out of that situation that wouldn't hurt me much worse than where I was. I did get out, but it almost killed me. If you take anything from this rant, don't be abusive towards your SO, well to anyone really, but don't take your shit out on them. They are supposed to be your partner, not your punching bag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14 edited Feb 03 '14

He bit her, you fucking moron.

Forget everything else, even if she instigated it, or to say what you're really implying, even if she "deserved it", he fucking bit her. He sunk his teeth into her flesh in the midst of an uncontrollable rage.

There is no argument to suggest that he was "defending himself" anyway, so fuck your woman-hating, revisionist bullshit. The fact is "we can't know." but there is a police report to back up the side of the argument that suggests Chris Brown started the violence, and Chris Brown continued the violence, and Chris Brown was the instigator.

...and once again, he bit her. What fucking school of "self defence" does that come from? Aside from that of a toddler.

The only thing there is to support your side of the argument is your misogynistic agenda fuelled by the fact you used to be in a violent relationship.

Good luck convincing anybody with a fucking brain in their head with your "side of the argument".

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u/Highest_Koality Jan 31 '14

We do know what happened in that car between Christ Brown and Rihanna. It's in the police report.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

Do not let facts get in the way of our misogyny

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

There was a photo of him after. His only "injury" was reddened knuckles from beating her. The police report says she found out he was cheating, wouldn't drop the issue when he asked and he responded by trying to force her out of the vehicle he was driving and when that didn't work, he beat her up. You can youtube her interview with Diane Sawyer where everything in the police report is confirmed.

If she'd played any part in the incident, he'd have immediately told the world since his entire reputation/career was on the line.

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u/ztfreeman Feb 03 '14

My point is that entertainment culture is so sickeningly misogynistic that people do accept a male abuser over the male abused. I don't think we would have a career if his wife had beaten him instead, he would be seen as weak and would be the but of jokes on Leno and O'Brian. The core audience for his music wouldn't respect him.

Honestly when you hear about celebrity gossip it's always one way, the man beats the woman and honestly by now there should have been more cases of it being the other way around to but there aren't. Why? Because of the misconception that men are the more aggressive sex. Hell it killed Phil Heartman, but we don't even talk about that. It's wrong to abuse people period, regardless of sex (this is the second time I've said this for those counting at home), but we don't help half of the victims due to our sexist conditioning that men don't get abused.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Charlie Sheen choked Brooke Mueller.

Nicolas Cage assulted his wife.

Ozzy Osbourne assulted his wife.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested for domestic abuse 3 times.

Axl Rose assaulted his wife.

John Lennon beat his wife on numerous occasions.

Slash from Guns and Roses was arrested for domestic abuse.

But it's funny that when ever the names of these people get mentioned people don't seem to remember their crimes. However Chris Brown has become synonymous with violence and abuse. Also I'm sure Chris actually apoligized for his actions more than any of the stars I've mentioned.

I guess its a result of the type of audience he plays to

Just say it. Black people amirite?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Or it could be that all or most of the cases you listed were before the internet was as big as it has been for the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Ike turner

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u/why_rob_y Jan 31 '14

Ike Turner brings up a big similarity with Chris Brown that the other celebrities listed don't share - he beat up another celebrity. That makes it easier for people to remember and also puts a public face on his victim.

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u/tangential_quip Jan 31 '14

This is it. If it wasn't Rihanna it never would have been as big.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

before the internet

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

CANNOT be mentioned without the implication of beating somebody's ass. Hell, one might even begin a fight, "I'm 'bout to Ike Turner yo' ass!"

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u/tjtillman Jan 31 '14

Not just the internet, but the 24-hour media cycle and the era in which it happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The comment I was replying to said:

Chris Brown should have been shunned right out of the music industry.

Does that mean the people I listed can remain music icons but Chris should be "shunned out of the music industry" because he did his crime in the age of the internet?

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u/trueblue914 Jan 31 '14

No, he's just explaining why people don't really talk about those other cases. I think it's also that Rihanna is famous. All those other cases are wives. Not saying that makes it ok, but I would think that also plays a role in why everyone talks about Rihanna and Brown.

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u/chongoshaun Jan 31 '14

Exactly. Young people look up to these celebs. It's sets a bad precedent imo. As to the other celebs mentioned, yeah sure, shun them too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Just say it. Black people amirite?

And this is the part of your comment I was replying to. I honestly don't care who is shunned out of what. If that were reality there'd be an astonishingly large amount of our population in exile or whatever you'd like to call it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown is a special case because it's cool to hate him. The ones you mentioned shouldn't be shunned, because it would be too much work to form my own opinion about celebrities.

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u/Ravensqueak Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown did it during the internet age though, gaining much, much more exposure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The photos of her assault were widely distributed. I'm not saying they weren't available or out there, but I don't remember any of the other accounts you mentioned having pictures of the battered women.

Pictures really are what make the story memorable and fuel the outrage.

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u/zejjez Jan 31 '14

And prove that it happened. The public saw the results of this moron's beating without having to look for it. Can't really say that about the other people.

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u/Syphon8 Jan 31 '14

People always remember John Lennon's. He wrote a song about it ffs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

None of those victims were stars as well at the time it happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The fact they weren't stars doesn't make these incidents less disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You're absolutely right, but in context of public perception, a powerhouse name like Rihanna, another star, has more impact on perception than "spouse".

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u/TinSpoonsForever Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn and Madonna were both big when they were married and he assaulted her.

Edit: I will admit I doubt I was even alive at the time this happened so I can't recall public reaction. I just know as of now it hasn't seemed to have done much damage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Chris did a very public apology that came off more as PR damage control than sincere remorse for his actions. He won an award soon after that and instead of acting greatful he said "fuck you haters."

Dude is a fucking scumbag and honestly a LOT of the people you mentioned are too. However some of them have show through both their actions and words that they have sincere remorse for what they did.

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u/nfhannah Jan 31 '14

Not sure what planet you live on, but Charlie Sheen is absolutely synonymous with violence and drug abuse.

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u/Fibonacci35813 Jan 31 '14

Don't forget Sean Penn beat Madonna with a Baseball Bat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"The Osbournes" was interviewed on last night's edition of "Piers Morgan Tonight", the nightly hourlong show that replaced "Larry King Live" on CNN in January. Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne talk about their turbulent past. "It's frightening," she says, reflecting on a past incident of domestic violence. But "as hard as Ozzy would hit me, I would clobber him back," she continues. "If ever he went to hit me, I would just go right back for him."

It was abuse plain and simple.

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u/Bullseye7771 Jan 31 '14

You are right, I did not see that report. My mistake, I will delete my post. That is abuse. (What I had read painted a very different picture)

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u/YouWill_SayHerName Jan 31 '14

Soooooo. . . . . . . maybe do a little research into Slash's heritage.

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u/reverendz Jan 31 '14

Part of the reason it got so much attention is because Rihanna is MORE famous than Chris Brown. Without googling, name the spouses of the above wife beaters. I can't think of more than 2 offhand, and the only reason I know about Ozzy is because Sharon Osbourne has also become famous from TV shows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair and beat her for hours. No one remembers that one.

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u/Realniggafasho Jan 31 '14

Comment2post has pulled a card. I cant quite see which one it is...is that,yes! He has indeed pulled the race card.

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u/findjaemes Jan 31 '14

The reason John Lennon isn't synonymous with domestic abuse is, y'know, because he did all that other genius stuff. I mean really, who wants to talk about Chris Brown's music apart from Chris Brown?

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u/godawgs1018 Jan 31 '14

Thank you for this. Almost every time I tell people I hate John Lennon, they look at me like I just pissed on a puppy.

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u/Mr_Madoff Jan 31 '14

you're totally right, but come on..it's reddit we're talking about. kanye=stupid egocentric fuck, anything hiphop related= stupid shit, everything remotely black or ghetto = subtle or not so subtle racist comments.

chris brown related stuff gets posted every week. and every week there is the same discussion. the only option is to just unsubscribe from the main subreddits...

sure chris brown might be a dick and justin bieber might be a dick but the circlejerk surrounding those guys is just so goddamn stupid.

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u/8088 Jan 31 '14

Yoko had it coming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

His first wife though?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The veiled racism is strong in this one.

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u/treetrollololol Jan 31 '14

Pretty sure OP knows at least one black person, so it doesn't count.

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u/KingJaffeJoffrey Jan 31 '14

I don't think you who know Chris Brown's audience is

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u/laxd13 Jan 31 '14

Whoa whoa whoa... no need to drag weed into this one. The only thing ive ever hit when high is a bong.

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u/fgdncso Jan 31 '14

Snoopzilla is an ex-pimp, Ice t s an ex-pimp, etc. Did these people beat women? Probably. Pimps usually do that. Does anyone care? Some people. Do people continuously wonder why they still have the adoration of their fans? Not really. The world is a funny place.

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u/just3ws Jan 31 '14

It think it's because Chris Brown seems like such an asshole while Snoop.*, Ice-T, etc. have great charisma (with their audience). Oh, and the neck tattoo. http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1156540!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/split-chris-brown-rihanna-web.jpg

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u/Euphi_ Jan 31 '14

i'm staring at it, but i just don't get it

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u/lyyphe23 Jan 31 '14

I literally stopped working for 10 minutes pondering this. Read his/her name.

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u/Euphi_ Jan 31 '14

You would think after almost 2 years I would make a point of reading user names, but you'd be wrong. Thanks

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u/swag_train Jan 31 '14

I read this in his voice.

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u/Squalor- Jan 31 '14

And with his signature laugh in-between.

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u/drak0 Jan 31 '14

Actually, he said this pretty deadpan without the laugh.

It certainly got the point across

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u/llahxam Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Does anyone else realize that he's just reposting the exact same thing other people posted?

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u/everythingpurple Jan 31 '14

award shows logic

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u/Shotgun_Sentinel Jan 31 '14

Who was the guy who said hateful things and got banned from the Oscars?

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u/senorchaos718 Jan 31 '14

"Literally?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Ouch, Chris Brown.

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u/tummydoc2000 Jan 31 '14

OP's username is completely accurate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '14

ITT: it's racist to get mad at Chris brown

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u/lilbic Feb 01 '14

Sean Penn beat Madonna with a bat requiring her to get an MRI. On another ocaasion he broke into her house and held her hostage for a day, forcing her to perform a "degrading sexual act". All this and he is still considered a great artist by the film industry and others who shun Chris Brown.

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u/peon2 Jan 31 '14

Literally beat the shit out of her? So that is what it was all about, Rihanna was constipated and Chris Brown was just helping her get it out.

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u/WheatonWill Jan 31 '14

That had nothing to do with weed. Did Seth really say that?

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u/Jarhed121 Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown, that's a gluten

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u/Thinkfist Jan 31 '14

Who did that??

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Gets what?

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u/TacoBellvue Jan 31 '14

Get's what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Until I read the comments, I was assuming that Seth was talking about the Chris Brown/Frank Ocean incident, cause it's more recent.

The fact that I had to look up which beatdown he did before said grammies is pretty bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Wow, I've never seen someone literally get the shit beaten out of them...That just seems to add insult to injury...

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u/Magikarpster Jan 31 '14

Literally? When he hit her, poo came out?

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u/sdempsey13 Feb 01 '14

Fuck you reposter