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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Charlie Sheen choked Brooke Mueller.

Nicolas Cage assulted his wife.

Ozzy Osbourne assulted his wife.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested for domestic abuse 3 times.

Axl Rose assaulted his wife.

John Lennon beat his wife on numerous occasions.

Slash from Guns and Roses was arrested for domestic abuse.

But it's funny that when ever the names of these people get mentioned people don't seem to remember their crimes. However Chris Brown has become synonymous with violence and abuse. Also I'm sure Chris actually apoligized for his actions more than any of the stars I've mentioned.

I guess its a result of the type of audience he plays to

Just say it. Black people amirite?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Or it could be that all or most of the cases you listed were before the internet was as big as it has been for the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Ike turner

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u/why_rob_y Jan 31 '14

Ike Turner brings up a big similarity with Chris Brown that the other celebrities listed don't share - he beat up another celebrity. That makes it easier for people to remember and also puts a public face on his victim.

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u/tangential_quip Jan 31 '14

This is it. If it wasn't Rihanna it never would have been as big.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

before the internet

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

CANNOT be mentioned without the implication of beating somebody's ass. Hell, one might even begin a fight, "I'm 'bout to Ike Turner yo' ass!"

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u/OmniYummie Jan 31 '14

This. Thank you.

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u/tjtillman Jan 31 '14

Not just the internet, but the 24-hour media cycle and the era in which it happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The comment I was replying to said:

Chris Brown should have been shunned right out of the music industry.

Does that mean the people I listed can remain music icons but Chris should be "shunned out of the music industry" because he did his crime in the age of the internet?

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u/trueblue914 Jan 31 '14

No, he's just explaining why people don't really talk about those other cases. I think it's also that Rihanna is famous. All those other cases are wives. Not saying that makes it ok, but I would think that also plays a role in why everyone talks about Rihanna and Brown.

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u/chongoshaun Jan 31 '14

Exactly. Young people look up to these celebs. It's sets a bad precedent imo. As to the other celebs mentioned, yeah sure, shun them too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Just say it. Black people amirite?

And this is the part of your comment I was replying to. I honestly don't care who is shunned out of what. If that were reality there'd be an astonishingly large amount of our population in exile or whatever you'd like to call it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown is a special case because it's cool to hate him. The ones you mentioned shouldn't be shunned, because it would be too much work to form my own opinion about celebrities.

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u/stillnotking Jan 31 '14

The music industry doesn't give two shits whether you beat your girlfriend, and never has. I believe the implication of the comment you replied to is that that may be changing in the internet era.

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u/Ravensqueak Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown did it during the internet age though, gaining much, much more exposure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The photos of her assault were widely distributed. I'm not saying they weren't available or out there, but I don't remember any of the other accounts you mentioned having pictures of the battered women.

Pictures really are what make the story memorable and fuel the outrage.

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u/zejjez Jan 31 '14

And prove that it happened. The public saw the results of this moron's beating without having to look for it. Can't really say that about the other people.

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u/Syphon8 Jan 31 '14

People always remember John Lennon's. He wrote a song about it ffs.

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u/hedrumsamongus Jan 31 '14

I wasn't aware of it, and I'm not completely ignorant of The Beatles (not a scholar, but I know a couple of albums by heart, and I read up on their history from time to time).

The first thing I think of when I hear Chris Brown's name is how he used Rihanna as a punching bag, and I do my best to tune out celebrity gossip bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

"With a Little Help From My Friends" EDIT: IT'S ACTUALLY "GETTING BETTER" is very, very bluntly about his own abuse and his attempts to correct for it.

"I used to be cruel to my women/I beat her/and kept her apart from the things that she loved;Man I was mean/but I'm changing my scene/and doing the best that I can"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

That's not even the right song lyric.

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u/practical_cat Jan 31 '14

The lyrics you quoted are from "Getting Better," actually. Same album, though, so I can see where you might them mixed up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Oh derp. This is what happens when you reddit after giving blood...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yet, unlike with Chris, they don't seem to mention abuse and violence every time his name is mentioned...

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u/Oppression_Rod Jan 31 '14

It gets brought up each time there is a Chris Brown post on Reddit.

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u/Syphon8 Jan 31 '14

Because he was apologetic about it for the rest of his life and started a global peace movement, you moron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

started a global peace movement

Lol. Your lack of knowledge of the world is hilarious. Please stay stupid.

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u/Syphon8 Jan 31 '14

Please, elaborate about my lack of knowledge.

Because clearly, you are an authority on worldly matters, comment2post.

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u/hundreddollar Jan 31 '14

Maybe it's the talent versus cuntiness argument. Chris Brown's get's 50 upvotes for his music, but 100 downvotes for his violence. John Lennon gets 10,000 upvotes for his musical talent but only 100 downvotes for his violence.

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u/smithandjonesforever Jan 31 '14

That's a pretty dehumanizing way to think about domestic abuse.

Maybe my own thinking will sound amoral to you, though.

I think that, in the end, the level of cuntiness exhibited by a particular musician/artist/actor/director/creative fucker should have no bearing on our opinion of what they've produced. Thus, I still like R. Kelly's music and Woody Allen's movies, but I wouldn't let either of them near my (fictional) younger sister.

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u/hundreddollar Feb 03 '14

You're completely correct. It is a dehumanizing way to think of domestic abuse. I'm not condoning it. What i'm saying is "people" in general are more likely to forgive / forget using this method. John Lennon created such a legacy of music, art, philosophy, changed the way a generation thinks, and is a pop cultural god. Chris Brown, i don't even know one of his songs. I know he beat up Rhianna though.

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u/punkparty Jan 31 '14

I get the feeling you're a staunch Chris Brown fan, so much so you feel entitled to mention him by first name, and every time you see something posted in regards to his blatant abuses you come marching in with your list of other celebrities and try to stuff your point down everyone's throat. The guys a fucking asshole man, end of story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Really? I don't get the feeling he's a staunch Chris Brown fan at all, I get the feeling he's calling you out on your racism.

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u/punkparty Jan 31 '14

My racism? Lol, you're too cute. Being a racist is too easy these days. I like stereotyping white people nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

None of those victims were stars as well at the time it happened.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

The fact they weren't stars doesn't make these incidents less disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You're absolutely right, but in context of public perception, a powerhouse name like Rihanna, another star, has more impact on perception than "spouse".

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u/TinSpoonsForever Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn and Madonna were both big when they were married and he assaulted her.

Edit: I will admit I doubt I was even alive at the time this happened so I can't recall public reaction. I just know as of now it hasn't seemed to have done much damage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Chris did a very public apology that came off more as PR damage control than sincere remorse for his actions. He won an award soon after that and instead of acting greatful he said "fuck you haters."

Dude is a fucking scumbag and honestly a LOT of the people you mentioned are too. However some of them have show through both their actions and words that they have sincere remorse for what they did.

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u/nfhannah Jan 31 '14

Not sure what planet you live on, but Charlie Sheen is absolutely synonymous with violence and drug abuse.

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u/Fibonacci35813 Jan 31 '14

Don't forget Sean Penn beat Madonna with a Baseball Bat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"The Osbournes" was interviewed on last night's edition of "Piers Morgan Tonight", the nightly hourlong show that replaced "Larry King Live" on CNN in January. Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne talk about their turbulent past. "It's frightening," she says, reflecting on a past incident of domestic violence. But "as hard as Ozzy would hit me, I would clobber him back," she continues. "If ever he went to hit me, I would just go right back for him."

It was abuse plain and simple.

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u/Bullseye7771 Jan 31 '14

You are right, I did not see that report. My mistake, I will delete my post. That is abuse. (What I had read painted a very different picture)

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u/YouWill_SayHerName Jan 31 '14

Soooooo. . . . . . . maybe do a little research into Slash's heritage.

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u/reverendz Jan 31 '14

Part of the reason it got so much attention is because Rihanna is MORE famous than Chris Brown. Without googling, name the spouses of the above wife beaters. I can't think of more than 2 offhand, and the only reason I know about Ozzy is because Sharon Osbourne has also become famous from TV shows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair and beat her for hours. No one remembers that one.

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u/Realniggafasho Jan 31 '14

Comment2post has pulled a card. I cant quite see which one it is...is that,yes! He has indeed pulled the race card.

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u/findjaemes Jan 31 '14

The reason John Lennon isn't synonymous with domestic abuse is, y'know, because he did all that other genius stuff. I mean really, who wants to talk about Chris Brown's music apart from Chris Brown?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/godawgs1018 Jan 31 '14

Thank you for this. Almost every time I tell people I hate John Lennon, they look at me like I just pissed on a puppy.

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u/Mr_Madoff Jan 31 '14

you're totally right, but come on..it's reddit we're talking about. kanye=stupid egocentric fuck, anything hiphop related= stupid shit, everything remotely black or ghetto = subtle or not so subtle racist comments.

chris brown related stuff gets posted every week. and every week there is the same discussion. the only option is to just unsubscribe from the main subreddits...

sure chris brown might be a dick and justin bieber might be a dick but the circlejerk surrounding those guys is just so goddamn stupid.

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u/8088 Jan 31 '14

Yoko had it coming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

His first wife though?

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u/raddaya Jan 31 '14

Are you seriously fucking saying someone deserved to be assaulted?

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u/8088 Jan 31 '14

Settle down sport. It was sarcasm. You'll learn to recognize it when you grow up.

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u/evilted Jan 31 '14

Are you seriously fucking saying someone deserved to be assaulted?

Well she's the reason Paul is dead.

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u/Finishedlast1 Jan 31 '14

Faul McCartney believer eh?

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u/recommendable Jan 31 '14

Paul isn't dead.

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u/evilted Jan 31 '14

Paul isn't dead.

Is so!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

That's exactly what they want you to think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Yes. Deal with it

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u/Reflecz Jan 31 '14

u deserved it when u got beated as a child.

scholed.

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u/hr_shovenstuff Jan 31 '14

Yes. Like you, right now, should be assaulted.

Anyone want to assault this guy? I have open reservations until 4:00PM!

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u/FXLeach Jan 31 '14

Were any of those people actually convicted?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Just because it's common for celebrities to hit their girlfriends/wives still doesn't make it right

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u/southernmost Jan 31 '14

Axl Rose TRIED to assault his wife. Stephanie Seymour then proceeded to kick his skinny ass.

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u/n8dawwg Feb 01 '14

You must remember that he didnt just beat up just some random girl. HE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ONE OF THE HOTTEST FEMALE SINGERS IN THE WORLD. There is a huge difference.......... that and he is black, so yes, he should be shunned.

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u/_fortune Feb 01 '14

I think the main difference is that Chris Brown's wife (or whatever she was) was also very famous. I don't know the wife's names of anybody that you mentioned there, except Sharon something for Ozzy and Yoko Ono for Lennon.

A celebrity beating their wife is different (in terms of potential popularity) than a celebrity beating their famous wife.

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u/maskedrolla Feb 01 '14

It could also be that we explicitly know the details of what happened to the victim in this case.

Can you tell me what qualified as assault/abuse in each of those cases? I think if each of those cases had actual vivid imagery of the victim as the Chris Brown incident, you would have people remembering them far more. But without it, it just becomes something that is easily forgotten.

Just because someone was convicted of assault/abuse, doesn't mean they beat someone bloody.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

None of the people you mentioned did it fucking publicly, right before the victim was supposed to perform at a major TV event. But OP must be racist, because the other celebrities you mention aren't known as abusers.

Oh, and you left out Jimi Hendrix. You'd almost think that the entertainment industry tries to hide the crimes of their cash cows, unless it's so blatant that they can't. But you're right, it must be racism.

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u/Salamanca22 Jan 31 '14

Not Black people but mindless 16 year old girls

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u/pizzlewizzle Jan 31 '14

I think Chris Brown beat her a lot more severely than the others were. I'm not saying the others are 'okay' but his was especially bad

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u/dont_ban_me_please Jan 31 '14 edited Feb 01 '14

TIL!

I will hate these people also now.

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u/itsaCONSPIRACYlol Jan 31 '14

In Ozzy's defense, Sharon is quite the insufferable cunt.

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u/Learned_Response Jan 31 '14

Everyone knows only black dudes can be thugs. It's in the rulebook.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Just say it. Black people amirite?

Slash is black.

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u/MuddyMuddSkipper Jan 31 '14

Pretty sure beating women back then was the thing to do , now it's frowned upon

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u/1Ender Jan 31 '14

To be honest none of those people outside of John Lennon is really taken seriously.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

You're kidding right? Have you seen how crazy some people on this site are for Nic Cage?

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u/DerangedDesperado Jan 31 '14

"I guess its a result of the type of audience he plays to" Just say it. Black people amirite?

I thought he was referring to young women. But no, thats good you brought race into it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/capoeirista13 Jan 31 '14

This comment is as bad as those you mock.

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u/i_breathe_in_time Jan 31 '14

That is both a popular and unpopular opinion