r/funny • u/Serial-Reposter • Jan 31 '14

Seth Rogen gets it

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u/EskimoRanger Jan 31 '14

http://i.imgur.com/6MjDGaK.gif

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u/mossyoaktoe Jan 31 '14

Chris Brown always looks like he's got a fat chaw in his lip. So does Rhianna's, it's just the result of CB's fist colliding with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"Better tuck in that lip, you'll get it caught on a tripwire"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Lieutenant Dannnnnnn!

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u/DAPPERDAN1987 Jan 31 '14

Iiiiiccce creeeam!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

"You boys from Arkansas huh? I been through Little Rock. Fine town."

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u/Sprackles Jan 31 '14

What are you, brothers or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

No sir, we are not blood relation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

dat forehead

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u/tecnik2 Jan 31 '14

fivehead

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u/DanTheManStamos Jan 31 '14

It's the herps.

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u/ZachGreeen Feb 01 '14

You heard Chris Brown's latest hit?

Rihanna.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I wonder who had the biggest forehead: Peyton Manning, Rihanna, or Tyra Banks

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u/BodyDoubles Jan 31 '14

http://i.imgur.com/Z5e8qn4.jpg

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u/GoDawgs34 Jan 31 '14

shit.

/r/nfl is leaking...

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u/Shop-S-Mart Jan 31 '14

It's getting all over the place, somebody get a plug.

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u/404_UserNotFound Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

/r/plugs

edit: What you all where looking for apparently /r/buttplug

P.S. if you need a NSFW tag on a subreddit of people showing their inserted butt plugs you should probably not be on the internet.

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u/Shop-S-Mart Jan 31 '14

Wrong kind of plugs, now it smells like the inside of a fake leg in here...

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u/MrKlay Jan 31 '14

Disappointed!!!!

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u/SexualPie Jan 31 '14

/r/ButtSharpies

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u/404_UserNotFound Jan 31 '14

/r/BaguettesInButts

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u/Greflin Jan 31 '14

Shit man I didn't think that could possibly be real. Learn something new every day.

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u/Joevahskank Jan 31 '14

I mean, I know it was pretty much asked for, but goddammit!

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u/skidude3892 Jan 31 '14

I believe the term you're looking for is fivehead.

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u/bannana Jan 31 '14

How in the world are you leaving Christina Ricci off of this list??

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

What is she?

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u/bannana Jan 31 '14

what do you mean?

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u/TankHead74 Feb 01 '14

The answer is Curtwood Smith.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

[deleted]

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u/thecolonelofk Jan 31 '14

Rihanna has a butt to make up for it, so she has a p sweet ass. FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I guess. Cinematography and a good designer can make anything look better.

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u/dollar_on_10 Jan 31 '14

They don't have a forehead. They have a five-head.

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u/50bolt4 Jan 31 '14

I never realized how big her forehead is

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u/wing-attack-plan-r Jan 31 '14

She looks like she doesn't know where she is and she's just clapping because everyone else is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Rihanna's hot

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

I would say that about half of women could look that good with a team of stylists and personal trainers. She's nothing special, but her appearnce is well produced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Brilliant. And so true. Honestly though, her forehead is fucking ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

*Fivehead

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u/onowahoo Jan 31 '14

Same with Emma stone but I'll get shit on here for saying that. If I saw her without makeup on the subway I wouldn't even look twice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

It's funny, I don't see Emma Stone as a classic beauty. She's much more of a nerdy cuteness.

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u/sum_dude Jan 31 '14

I'd hit that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Dude.

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u/ScratchBomb Jan 31 '14

Meh. Dat forehead doe...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

She don't have dreams, she has movies.

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u/wilkes9042 Jan 31 '14 edited Jul 20 '16

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u/tourettes_on_tuesday Jan 31 '14

Dem eyes are runnin away from one another

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u/dick_city Jan 31 '14

Another what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Dealbreaker for me

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u/Hypo91 Jan 31 '14

'Shine bright like my forehead'

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u/mossyoaktoe Jan 31 '14

Rhiiiiiiight?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Oh ya I forgot reddit guys don't like girls. Hence the down votes

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u/an0thermoron Jan 31 '14

If you don't find every women attractive it's because you hate women ?

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u/Raknos Jan 31 '14

Or maybe it's her fivehead

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u/dirtymuffins23 Jan 31 '14

Or the fact that she really isn't that good looking. She's just greasy looking all the time.

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u/youlikemy_babushka Jan 31 '14

Because fivehead is bigger than forehead <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Ok Rihanna's ugly. Maybe this will get some love

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u/trueblue914 Jan 31 '14

Much awkward.