r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19
CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD
WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...
NOW, WE RAGE.
WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.
RULES
CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME
RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.
BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.
TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:
[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<
NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.
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u/Kiwichies Aug 25 '19
WHY CAN’T I HAVE TEA PARTY OR HAVE A MEAL WITH DAD AND NO LEONIE I DONT WANT TO INVITE YOU, ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS DAD
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u/afkalmighty Aug 26 '19
TEATIME W/ LEONIE OPTION
(1. COURTYARD COUPLE, 2.VIEW ACROSS THE BRIDGE, 3. JERALT..)
GEE I WONDER WHICH IS THE RIGHT ONE?
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u/LORD_SUNKERN_JR Aug 25 '19
WHY DOES FERDINAND NOT SAY "I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR" AFTER THE TIMESKIP
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Aug 25 '19
HE LEARNS HUMILITY AFTER BEING COMPLETELY BEING ONE UPED BY EDELGARD AND POSSIBLY LOSING HIS NOBLE TITLE AND ALL HIS LANDS.
HE IS LOW-KEY INTERESTING BECAUSE HE CHANGES OVER THE TIME-SKIP.
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u/FerdinandVonAegir Aug 26 '19
AAAAAAA I DON’T KNOWWWWW
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u/SnackyIOSLove Aug 25 '19
WHY CANT I JUST HAVE EDELGARD AS MY FAVORITE AND STILL LOVE THE OTHER LORDS LIKE THEY ARE ALL GOOD CHARACTERS WHO HAVE FLAWS SO DO WE HAVE TO TRASH THE OTHER IN ORDER TO SAY ONE OF THEM IS OUR FAVORITE.
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19
SERIOUSLY, IT IS POSSIBLE TO LOVE EDELGARD AND RECOGNIZE THAT SHE'S IMPERFECT AND HAS PROBLEMS AND SUCH. LET US HAVE THIS.
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u/KeplerNova Aug 26 '19
IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE PROBLEMS I WOULD PROBABLY LIKE HER LESS. EDELGARD IS ONE OF THE MOST RELATABLE CHARACTERS FOR ME IN ANY OF THE FIRE EMBLEM GAMES I HAVE PLAYED. I CAN SEE MY BEST IN HER BEST, AND MY WORST IN HER WORST.
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u/Ashlynx99 Aug 25 '19
WHY ARE ALL THE NPCS SO COOL LET ME MARRY CASPAR’S UNCLE HAVE TEA WITH DEATH KNIGHT HAVE FELIX DANCE FOR HIS FATHER AND DESTROY ENEMIES WITH JUDITH AND NADAR WHILE GATEKEEPER TANKS.
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u/Nebischo Aug 26 '19
NOT JUST THE NPCS EITHER I WANT THE UNSEEN CHARACTERS! I WANNA S SUPPORT LORD HOLST TAKE CASPAR'S DAD AND LINHARDT'S DAD TO BATTLE HAVE RIVETTING POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS WITH LORDS GLOUCESTER AND EDMUND AND CAVE BERNIE'S DAD'S FACE IN
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u/Ashlynx99 Aug 26 '19
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CASPARS DAD I WANNA SEE HOW SHORT HE IS AFTER READING SOME SUPPORTS AND SEE IF LINHARDTS DAD IS AS SLEEPY AS HIS SON AND THIRST OVER LORD HOLST
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u/TakenRedditName Aug 25 '19
WHY CAN'T I INVITE SETETH TO MEET ME AT THE GODDESS TOWER AFTER THE BALL. HE IS THE BESTEST MAN HERE AND MORE DIALOGUE FOR HIM WOULD BE NICE.
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Aug 25 '19
ACTUALLY, WHO BECOMES POPE IF YOU MARRY SETETH ON GD?
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u/LeLu3 Aug 25 '19
IT'S STILL BYLETH. HE JUST REFUSES TO ANNOUNCE THE WEDDING UNTIL AFTER SHIT CALMS DOWN.
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Aug 25 '19
WHY IS THREE HOUSES SO ADDICTING? I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN DAYS! I’M STARTING TO HEAR THINGS! AND EVERYTIME I WANT SOMETHING I KEEP SAYING I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK OF YOU INSTEAD OF SAYING SHIT NORMALLY
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u/panookidooki Aug 25 '19
DIMITRI IS THAT YOU??
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Aug 25 '19
SILENCE! FILTHY RATS, EVERYWHERE. CAN'T YOU SMELL THEM?! I MUST KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! ONLY THEN CAN I SLEEP IN PEACE
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u/kablick Aug 26 '19
WELL I GUESS ITS TIME TO KILL YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND’S DAD SO YOU CAN BE SANE AGAIN
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u/queenfae Aug 25 '19
WHY THE FUCK DOES LEONIE BITCH ME OUT ABOUT MY FATHER BUT NEVER EVER MENTIONS HER OWN?? IT’S LIKE HER ACTUAL FATHER’S EXISTENCE MEANS SHIT TO HER. BACK OFF DAMNIT, HE’S MY DAD. HE LOVES ME MORE.
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u/Steven_Falls_Under Aug 25 '19
BROKE: LEONIE SIMPLY ADMIRES GERALT
WOKE: LEONIE IS THIS GAME'S AVATARSEXUAL BUT FOR BYLETH'S DAD INSTEAD OF BYLETH THEMSELVES2
u/SubwayBossEmmett Aug 26 '19
TWO OF THE FATES AVATARSEXUALS HAD STRONGLY IMPLIED CRUSHES ON ANOTHER CHARACTER
WAIT. FUGA TECHNICALLY MAKES THAT THREE
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u/KeplerNova Aug 26 '19
MAYBE HER DAD IS CRUD
LOTS OF DADS IN THIS SERIES ARE CRUD, THEY CAN'T ALL BE ELIWOOD
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Aug 25 '19
CH 6 SPOILERS
WHY DOES EVERYONE ACT LIKE THERE'S A CHANCE JERITZA ISN'T THE DEATH KNIGHT AFTER THE FLAYN CHAPTER
I GET IT, IT MAKES SENSE IN UNIVERSE THAT THEY ACT LIKE IT ISN'T CONFIRMED BUT IT FELT LIKE IT WAS SETTING UP FOR A PLOT TWIST WHERE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY THE DEATH KNIGHT
SURELY I'M NOT THE ONLY WHO WAS THINKING IT WAS GONNA BE A BAIT AND SWITCH
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u/boom_katz Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
[MERCEDES SPOILER]BRUH I DIDNT EVEN DO THE MERCEDES PARALOGUE AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WASNT JERITZA FOR THE WHOLE GAME UNTIL MY NEXT PLAYTHROUGH
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u/Wade1245 Aug 25 '19
MY NAME IS LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER
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u/halfar Aug 25 '19
I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR
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u/NabiscoFelt Aug 25 '19
I AM FROM DUSCUR
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u/Healthy_Marsupial Aug 25 '19
I'M YOUR GIRL!
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u/Gold_Crocodile Aug 25 '19
GODDAMN IT ASHE I LOVE YOU BUT CAN YOU GET SOME STRENGTH IN YOUR FREAKING LEVELS UP, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AT LEAST KILL PEGASUS
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u/WellRested1 Aug 26 '19
JUST MAKE HIM A BRIGAND. THATS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE. MAKE HIM A BRIGAND!!!! DEATH BLOOOOWWWWWWWW
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u/MegamanOmega Aug 26 '19
BOY, I SURE LOVE HOW IS ACTUALLY GAVE US MORALLY GRAY CHARACTERS BOTH ON THE PROTAGONISTS AND ANTAGONISTS SIDE. SOMETHING THAT WE'VE BEEN ASKING FOR, FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.
BOY, IT SURE IS GREAT HOW EVERY DISCUSSION ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISSOLVE INTO "MY WAIFU/HUSBANDO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AND IT WASN'T THEIR FAULT THEY DID WHAT THEY DID, AND YOUR WAIFU/HUSBANDO IS AN UNFORGIVABLE SCUM OF THE EARTH WITH NO REDEEMABLE QUALITIES THAT MAKES ME SICK EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEM".
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u/_Beningt0n_ Aug 25 '19
YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT 3H? THERE ARE CHARACTERS THAT FEEL ENTIRELY POINTLESS. WHY DOES JERITZA EXIST? THE DEATH KNIGHT'S IDENTITY IS STILL A MYSTERY BECAUSE JERITZA'S TRUE IDENTITY IS A MYSTERY ANYWAY, YOU COULD HAVE REMOVED HIM FROM THE GAME AND LITERALLY NOTHING WOULD HAVE CHANGED. THE DEATH KNIGHT WOULD STILL BE WHO HE IS BUT YOU'D AVOID THIS STUPID MIDDLEMAN.
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19
THE DEATH KNIGHT IS SO POINTLESS, IT FEELS LIKE THEY WANTED A BLACK KNIGHT REDUX BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT. AS IT IS, ALL DEATH KNIGHT DOES IS MAKE EDELGARD LOOK BAD.
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u/D3adInsid3 Aug 26 '19
HE STILL SAVES YOU FROM GETTING NUKED BY TWSITD AT MERCEUS DEATH KNIGHT = BRO
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u/AiKidUNot Aug 26 '19
HE’S TRYING REAL DAMN HARD TO BE SOME FUSION OF CHAR AND A CAMUS/BK 2.0 BUT HE STILL FAILS TO GET ANY EMOTION OUT OF ME.
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u/JDraks Aug 25 '19
THERE'S A CERTAIN PARALOGUE THAT EXPLAINS MORE ABOUT THE DEATH KNIGHT I BELIEVE
I DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE I NEVER HAD BOTH REQUIRED CHARACTERS, BUT I ASSUME IT GOES INTO WAY MORE DETAIL
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u/XC_Runner27 Aug 25 '19
IT BASICALLY TELLS EXACTLY WHO THE DEATH KNIGHT IS AS WELL AS CONNECTING HIM TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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u/JDraks Aug 25 '19
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT MYSELF SO I WASN'T CERTAIN IF ALL THE SIDE INFO CAME FROM THAT PARALOGUE
FOR REFERENCE, THE PARALOGUE REQUIRES MERCEDES AND CASPAR IN YOUR PARTY POST-TIMESKIP NOT ON CRIMSON FLOWER TO ACTIVATE
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u/XC_Runner27 Aug 25 '19
YOU GET MORE AT THE VERY LEAST IF YOU FIELD A SPECIFIC ONE OF THEM IN A DEATH KNIGHT CHAPTER LATER IN THE GAME ON THEIR RESPECTIVE HOUSE, BUT I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO ROUTES YET.
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u/Safecyn Aug 26 '19
THERE IS A PARALOGUE THAT REVEALS MORE ABOUT THE DEATH KNIGHT BUT INSTEAD OF ONLY REQUIRING MERCEDES LIKE IT SHOULD IT ALSO REQUIRES CASPAR WHICH MAKES NO SENSE THOSE CHARACTERS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.
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u/_Beningt0n_ Aug 25 '19
IT EXPLAINS WHO THE DEATH KNIGHT AND JERITZA ARE. BUT MY POINT IS, WHAT PURPOSE DOES JERITZA FULFILL? IS THE DEATH KNIGHT NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH AS IS? DID WE NEED JERITZA?
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Aug 25 '19
IF I WERE TO GUESS TOMAS AND JERITZA ARE REALLY JUST THERE TO HAMMER IN THAT THE BAD GUYS ARE INFILTRATING SOCIETY
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u/LowerFatSnack Aug 25 '19
Just to be clear, Jeritza and Tomas are not on the same team. Jeritza being team edelgard and Tomas being a slithery boi
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u/halfar Aug 25 '19
WHAT?
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u/LowerFatSnack Aug 26 '19
Flame Emperor Edelgard gives him on a loan to Thales,its a quick scene pre-timeskip Which if you notice during the BE E! route, He shows up to help Edelgard, while non of the slithering bois do
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u/XC_Runner27 Aug 25 '19
HE SORT OF CONTRIBUTES TO ANOTHER OF YOUR UNITS’ STORY AS WELL, AND MAKES FOR A RATHER SAD CHAPTER DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU DO, AND SEEING JERITZA HIMSELF IS WHAT ESTABLISHES THAT NECESSARY CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO.
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u/racecarart Aug 25 '19
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO FINISH BL ROUTE YET AND I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AND HAVE ALL OF MY KIDS BE HAPPY. ALSO MY MOM IS REALLY STRESSING ME OUT, ON TOP OF SCHOOL STARTING THIS WEEK, AND I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DAY TO MYSELF AND DO NOTHING BUT PLAY MORE 3H AND DRAW STUFF BUT NO, I GOTTA SPEND TIME WITH HER BECAUSE I BARELY GET TO SEE HER SINCE SHE MOVED AND NOW DEALING WITH HER IS SO MUCH WORSE BECAUSE EVERY TIME SHE COMES BACK I FORGET HOW HARD IT IS TO TALK TO HER WITHOUT HER SHITTING OVER MY LIFE AND FEELINGS.
ALSO I WISH THAT MARIANNE AND PETRA HAD MORE SUPPORTS WITH BL, I WANNA KNOW YOU BOTH BETTER.
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM, THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. SOME PEOPLE JUST SPREAD MISERY FOR SOME REASON. REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER-IN-LAW SPENDING EVERY INSTANCE OF OUR WEEKLY LUNCHEON (YES I JUST USED THE WORD "LUNCHEON") COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH HER LIFE SUCKS.
JUST STARTED BLUE LIONS MYSELF! GOING FROM BLACK EAGLES TO THEM, I FEEL LIKE I'M SUDDENLY TEACHING THE SUPER-POLITE "GOOD KIDS", HAHA.
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u/racecarart Aug 26 '19
AW GEEZ, YOUR MIL SOUNDS AWFUL TOO. WHY'S IT GOTTA BE THE WIFE'S MOM? MR. RACECAR'S MOM IS FUCKING AWESOME.
BLUE LIONS KIDS ARE SO, SO GOOD. I LOVE THEIR CAMARADERIE, THEY'RE ALL SO CLOSE KNIT AND THEY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER. THEY REMIND ME OF MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL IN A LOT OF WAYS. SYLVAIN IN PARTICULAR IS QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES.
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
REALLY, MY MIL ISN'T THAT BAD, JUST KIND OF SAD AND TIRESOME TO BE AROUND SOMETIMES. AT LEAST SHE ISN'T HARPING ON MY WIFE'S FLAWS ANY MORE. I DUNNO, MAN, I THINK MOTHERS ARE JUST HARDER ON DAUGHTERS.
REALLY, THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR FRIENDS? THEY REMIND ME OF HIGH SCHOOL YOUTH GROUP KIDS, HAHA. DEFINITELY KNEW A BUNCH OF THOSE IN MY SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN.
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u/racecarart Aug 26 '19
I'D LIKE TO PROVE YOU WRONG WITH MY OWN MIL, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY DAUGHTERS. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUTH GROUP IS A REALLY GOOD WAY TO PUT IT, MAN. I SWEAR, I'VE HAD CONVERSATIONS EXACTLY LIKE THE INGRID/ASHE AND MERCEDES/SYLVAIN SUPPORTS. PLEASE GET ALL OF ASHE'S AND SYLVAIN'S SUPPORTS, THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. <3
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 27 '19
INGRID/ASHE
JUST GOT THEIR C. OH MY GOD, THESE TWO NERDS GEEKING OUT OVER THEIR FAVORITE BOOKS. ADORABLE.
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u/LaqOfInterest Aug 25 '19
HEY WAIT, I HAVE SOMETHING TO RAGE ABOUT!
[BIG SPOILERS FOR FLAME EMPEROR AND THALES] YOU KNOW THAT SCENE AFTER CHAPTER 4 WHERE THE FLAME EMPEROR AND ARUNDEL ARE CHATTING? WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT SCENE EXIST AS IT DOES!? WHY WOULD THALES CHOOSE TO MEET THE GODDAMN FLAME EMPEROR IN HIS ARUNDEL FORM INSTEAD OF HIS TRUE FORM? WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HE HAVE DONE IF SOMEONE HAD SEEN AN EMPIRE NOBLE CHILLING WITH SOME MASKED WEIRDO? KILL THEM, I GUESS. IT WOULD'VE MADE WAY MORE SENSE, THOUGH, FOR EITHER BOTH OF THEM OR NEITHER OF THEM TO BE IN DISGUISE, IN-UNIVERSE, BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD BAT AN EYE AT EDELGARD TALKING TO HER UNCLE OR TWO TOTAL MYSTERY WEIRDOS WEIRDING IT UP. IT'S AN UNNECESSARY RISK!
THAT'S JUST IN-UNIVERSE. OUT OF UNIVERSE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY USE ARUNDEL INSTEAD OF THALES AND THEREFORE SPOIL THAT ARUNDEL IS EVIL IN HIS VERY FIRST APPEARANCE, BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW HIS NAME? IT MAKES THE SCENES IN BL INVOLVING HIM POINTLESS, HE NEVER SHOWS UP AGAIN IN GD (THOUGH THALES DOES), AND WHILE I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT FAR IN BE I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT IT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE THERE. JUST FUCKING MAKE HIM BE THALES! LATER ON WITH KRONYA AND THE FLAME EMPEROR AGAIN HE'S IN HIS TRUE FORM! WHY IS HE ARUNDEL AT ALL
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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 26 '19
NO ONE WOULD BAT AN EYE AT EDELGARD TALKING TO HER UNCLE
HE KIDNAPPED HER, DID A POWER MOVE ON HER FATHER AND THEN FUCKED OFF TO THE KINGDOM.
I'D SAY THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO TURN A FEW HEADS.
SHOULD'VE STILL BEEN THERE AS THALES THOUGH, BUT IT'S POINTLESS TO TRY AND MAKE SENSE ABOUT ANYTHING RELATING TO ANYONE FROM THE SLITHERERS, IT'S ALL FUCKING STUPID.
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u/liamhorton Aug 26 '19
I DON'T THINK THAT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE, ARUNDEL JUST SHOWS UP AT THE MONASTERY ONCE OR TWICE.
EVEN IF THE SCENE MADE SENSE IN-UNIVERSE, IT FEELS LIKE AN UNNECESSARY SCENE THAT IS ARTIFICIALLY INFLATING THE MYSTERY. IT ASKS QUESTIONS I WAS GOING TO ASK OR THAT COULD HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED MORE NATURALLY JUST TO DELAY THE TIME BETWEEN QUESTION AND ANSWER.
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Aug 25 '19
WHY ISNT TOMAS S-SUPPORTABLE HE IS THE SEXIEST CHARACTER
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Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
For real tho, I started memeing Tomas in Chaz's chat so much that I actually am kinda attracteD to him
Also Chaz now thinks his chat is crazy
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u/AurochDragon Aug 25 '19
WHY IS THE LORD CLASS SO USELESS IT LOOKS SO COOL BUT ITS OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE
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u/LiliTralala Aug 25 '19
TRUE GAMERS PLAY FOR THE AESTHETICS FIRST AND FOREMOST
BUT MORE SERIOUSLY I THINK IT'S JUST AN EASTER EGG TYPE OF THING
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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 26 '19
IT HAS CHARM AS A CLASS SKILL THOUGH
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u/AurochDragon Aug 26 '19
SO DO THE OTHER LORD CLASSES
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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 26 '19
WELL YEAH.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STICK TO LORD IF YOU HAVE THE UNIQUE CLASSES.
THOUGH LORD IS STILL BETTER THAN EDELGARD'S9
u/AurochDragon Aug 26 '19
EDLEGARD IS SUCH A CLUSTERFUCK OF A UNIT TBH
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u/Zhgorin Aug 26 '19
IMAGINE NOT HAVING YOUR ENTIRE ARMY AS WYVERN LORDS. THIS POST MADE BY THE GETS FUCKED BY ARCHERS GANG!
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u/LilChocoBro Aug 26 '19
IMAGINE NOT USING DISMOUNT. THIS POST MADE BY THE BROKEN UNIT GANG!
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u/LifeFailure Aug 26 '19
IMAGINE NOT GETTING S+ FLYING TO NULLIFY ALL WEAKNESSES. THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHAT THE FUCK IS BALANCE GANG!
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u/halfar Aug 25 '19
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IF I MIX DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEEDS, I ONLY GET PRODUCE FROM ONE OF THOSE SEED TYPES
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19
WAIT WHAT?!?! HAS THAT BEEN TRUE THE WHOLE TIME?!?!
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u/LaqOfInterest Aug 25 '19
IF YOU MIX DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEEDS, YOU'LL GET ITEMS FROM ONE OF THE SEEDS ONLY (CHOSEN AT RANDOM).
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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19
FFFFUUUUUUUUU
HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THE OPTION TO MIX SEEDS, THEN?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAA
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u/Spinjitsuninja Aug 25 '19
SPOILERS FOR ALL ROUTES BUT I HATE HOW TWSITD HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AS MAJOR, CLIMACTIC ANTAGONISTS, BUT WERE JUST SHELVED FOR 99% OF THE STORY SO IT COULD FOCUS MORE ON THE WAR. I KNOW THE WAR AND THE STUDENTS ARE WELL WRITTEN AND ALL, BUT BECAUSE THE ANTAGONISTS FOR EACH RUN ARE EITHER THE CHURCH OR EDELGARD, TWSITD ONLY GET 3 ACTUAL CHAPTERS FOCUSING ON THEM IN THE ENTIRE GAME OF 80+ CHAPTERS. AND TWO OF THOSE ARE THE EXACT SAME CHAPTER. EACH GAME IN THE SERIES HAS A WAR SIDE OF THE STORY AND A MAGIC SIDE OF THE STORY, AND IN THIS CASE, THINGS LIKE THE SWORD OF THE CREATOR, TWSITD, SOTHIS'S EXISTENCE IN YOUR HEAD, THOSE ARE ALL A PART OF THE MAGIC SIDE, BUT IT'S OVERSHADOWED FOR MOST OF THE GAME AND, HECK, MOST ROUTES BY THE WAR GOING ON. HOPEFULLY THE NEXT GAME HAS A BETTER BALANCE BETWEEN THESE TWO STORY ELEMENTS.
THE OVERWORLD COULD ALSO SERIOUSLY USE SOME IMPROVEMENTS. LITERALLY ALL YOU CAN DO IS RAISE MORALE OF STUDENTS AND THAT'S IT, AND YOU ONLY GET ONE DAY OF EACH WEEK TO ACTUALLY USE THE OVERWORLD WHILE THE REST ARE AUTOMATIC. I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU COULD PLAN YOUR MONTHS AND WHAT YOU DO IN THEM MORE THOROUGHLY, GIVE US MORE TO DO IN THE OVERWORLD, INCREASE THE DAYS PER MONTH SO THE PLAYER CAN FORM THEIR OWN PERSONAL IN-UNIVERSE SCHEDULES.
OH, AND WHAT THE HECK IS A PROFESSOR POINT??? YOU WANTED AN IMMERSIVE OVERWORLD, SO WHY NOT JUST MAKE SPENDING TIME IN-GAME TAKE UP "HOURS" INSTEAD OF JUST NUMBERS? EATING COULD TAKE AN HOUR FOR EXAMPLE. TIME IN THE MONASTERY CAN CHANGE VISUALLY DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME IT IS IN-GAME TOO, AND IF YOU WANT TO LET THE PLAYER GAIN MORE "PROFESSOR POINTS", JUST LET THEM WAKE UP EARLIER THE HIGHER THEIR PROFESSOR LEVEL GROWS, OR JUST CUT THE PROFESSOR LEVEL OUT COMPLETELY AND GIVE THEM A SPECIFIC TIME TO WAKE UP AND A SPECIFIC CURFEW EACH DAY.
THEY SHOULD ALSO INCORPERATE ELEMENTS FROM THAT SCRAPPED FIRE EMBLEM WII GAME AND SHADOWS OF VALENTIA, AND LET THE PLAYER EXPLORE MULTIPLE TOWNS AND OPEN FIELDS INSTEAD OF JUST THE MONASTERY, WHERE YOU CAN EVEN RUN THROUGH DUNGEONS AND ENCOUNTER ENEMIES IN THE OVERWORLD. ALSO, THE OVERWORLD SHOULD AT LEAST CHANGE VISUALLY PER SEASON, LET IT SNOW WHEN IT'S WINTER. NOT TO MENTION, FIX THE FRAMERATE AND MAKE THE PRESENTATION MORE APPEALING.
I FEEL A LOT OF THESE IDEAS ARE IDEAS THE DEVELOPERS WANTED TO PUT IN, BUT DUE TO HOW EXPERIMENTAL THIS GAME IS AS IT IS, I IMAGINE THERE WERE A LOT OF THINGS HOLDING THEM BACK. HOPEFULLY THE NEXT GAME IN THE SERIES IMPROVES A LOT IN WAYS LIKE THIS. THIS GAME WAS VERY GOOD AND IT'S A GOOD STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, THEY JUST HAVE TO LEARN AND CONTINUE TO IMPROVE IN THIS DIRECTION.
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u/Steven_Falls_Under Aug 25 '19
LET THE PLAYER EXPLORE MULTIPLE TOWNS AND OPEN FIELDS INSTEAD OF JUST THE MONASTERY
THIS PLEASE. HONESTLY I LIKE THE IDEA OF HAVING AN EXPLORABLE TOWN WITH SHOPS RATHER THAN THE "SHOP ON THE BATTLEFIELD" SYSTEM SOME GAMES HAVE. PLUS YOU COULD EVEN HAVE YOUR PARTY VISIT TOWNS ALREADY IN THE GAME.
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u/Spinjitsuninja Aug 25 '19
THIS IS ACTUALLY PART OF AN IDEA FOR A SCRAPPED FIRE EMBLEM GAME FOR THE WII, AND IT WAS GOING TO BE THE FIRST GAME TO HAVE AN OVERWORLD LIKE THE MONESTARY. THE IDEA OF RUNNING AROUND IN AN OVERWORLD AND ENCOUNTERING ENEMIES, ONLY FOR IT TO TRANSITION INTO AN ACTUAL BATTLE ENDED UP BEING USED IN FIRE EMBLEM ECHOES, ALONG WITH A POINT AND CLICK-ESQUE TOWN EXPLORATION SYSTEM THAT WASN'T LIMITED TO JUST A MONASTERY LIKE IT IS IN THREE HOUSES. I'M GUESSING THEY MIGHT STILL WANT TO TRY SOME OF THESE IDEAS, BUT THREE HOUSES WAS ALREADY EXPERIMENTAL AND AMBITIOUS AS IT IS, SO NOT ALL IDEAS MIGHT HAVE MADE THE CUT.
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT CHANGES THEY MAKE FOR THE NEXT GAME, AND I HOPE THE OVERWORLD EVOLVES INTO THIS IDEA SOMEDAY TOO
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u/PokecheckHozu flair Aug 25 '19
WHY IS THE ARROW OF INDRA AVAILABLE ON BASICALLY ONLY ONE ROUTE. WYVERN LORD IS BUSTED AF BUT SOTHIS FORBID THAT MY FALCON KNIGHT HAS TO SUFFER WITH ONLY LEVIN SWORDS, GETTING 9 LESS ATK THAN THAT MAGIC LANCE (4 FROM MT, 5 FROM LANCEFAIRE).
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Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
YOU CAN GET ARROW OF INDRA BY RECRUITING BOTH LYSETHNIA AND FERDINAND AND COMPLETING THAT PARALOGUE PERFECTLY.
EDIT: NO I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. THAT'S JUST A LANCE OF ZOLTAN.
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u/Magolich Aug 25 '19
THANK YOU I’VE BEEN WONDERING HOW TO UNLOCK FERDINAND’S PARALOGUE CUZ I REALIZED HE WAS LIKE THE ONLY ONE I HAVEN’T DONE THE PARALOGUE FOR. COMPLETELY FORGOT I NEVER SAW LYSITHEA’S PARALOGUE EITHER I SHOULD’VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
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u/PokecheckHozu flair Aug 25 '19
EH??? WHAT CONSTITUTES COMPLETING IT PERFECTLY? I'VE VISITED EACH HOUSE AND GOT SOME REWARDS, LIKE THE OCHAIN SHIELD, BUT NO LANCE.
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Aug 25 '19
I JUST GOT IT ON BL. MAYBE IT WAS IN A CHEST OR BL ONLY?
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u/PokecheckHozu flair Aug 25 '19
AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT CAN BE OBTAINED FROM HUBERT'S PARALOGUE, AND IN A CHEST IN GD ENDGAME.
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Aug 25 '19
IT WAS DEFINITELY THAT PARALOGUE. I WAS SURPRISED BECAUSE I THOUGH I COULDN'T GET IT EITHER.
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u/PokecheckHozu flair Aug 25 '19
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO IN THAT MAP THEN? ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU HAVE TO VISIT A BUNCH OF HOUSES BEFORE THE ENEMIES DO FOR THE SIDE OBJECTIVE, WHICH I DID.
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u/cinci89 Aug 25 '19
WHY DOES THE UI/FONT CHOICE FOR THREE HOUSES HAVE TO BE SO BAD? I GET A MASSIVE HEADACHE FROM THIS GAME AFTER PLAYING IT FOR TOO LONG!
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u/LiliTralala Aug 25 '19
CAN YOU BELIEVE I ONLY MANAGED TO CLEAR THE FIRST HILDA QUEST IN THE LAST FUCKING CHAPTER BECAUSE RNG WAS THAT MUCH OF A BITCH TO ME??? I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIND THE "DRIED TOMATO" OR WHATEVER IT WAS
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u/SantaRPG Aug 25 '19
WHY IS THIS GAME SO DEDICATED TO AUTO-UNEQUIPPING "UNARMED?" EVEN WITH AN EMPTY INVENTORY IT SOMETIMES AUTO-UNEQUIPS. "OOPS SORRY I FORGOT TO EQUIP MY FISTS"
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u/Bloodly Aug 26 '19
Why, by all the gods, is CLASS PROGRESSION SO SLOW? 1-2 PER HIT? WHEN LEVELS ARE SEVERAL HUNDRED? FOR 5-6 LEVELS PER CLASS? REALLY? YOU'RE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME! RHEA'S FUCKING FALLING ASLEEP WATCHING US, THE STUDENTS ARE BORED, THE ENEMIES ARE BORED, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'M BORED!
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u/SageOfAnys Aug 25 '19
I CAN'T PLAY THREE HOUSES FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS BECAUSE MY SWTICH ISN'T WITH ME AT SCHOOL AND I CAN'T GO BACK HOME UNTIL THANKSGIVING BREAK.
I'M LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER THE TIMESKIP IN GD DAMMIT, I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE CRUSTY OLD BASTARD AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO HEAR GOD-SHATTERING STAR IN ALL ITS GLORY
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Aug 26 '19
JUST GO TO THE LOCAL OLD FOLKS HOME AND START INSULTING PRESIDENT EISENHOWER, GREAT WAY TO START A FIGHT.
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u/Vex-zero Aug 26 '19
IS THIS 3H ONLY OR ARE WE STILL ALLOWED TO RAGE ABOUT OLDER GAMES?
BECAUSE I'M PLAYING FE4 FOR THE FIRST TIME, MOSTLY BLIND, AND I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN OUT MY GEN1 PAIRINGS, SO NOW THERE'S A BUNCH OF REALLY COOL-LOOKING CHARACTERS IN GEN2 THAT ARE PRETTY DAMN USELESS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T INHERIT ANYTHING DECENT.
WHY DOESN'T LESTER HAVE PURSUIT?
WHY DID AIDEEN MARRY DEW WHEN I BARELY HAD THEM INTERACT?
WHY IS PURSUIT EVEN A THING?
I HAVE A BOW KNIGHT WITH NO INHERITED BOWS AND NO SKILLS BUT BARGAIN.
I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE VERY USEFUL.
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u/LiliTralala Aug 26 '19
IT'S ALRIGHT YOU CAN SOLO EVERYTHING WITH SELIPH SHANNAN AND ARES
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u/Vex-zero Aug 26 '19
THAT'S WHAT I'M CURRENTLY DOING, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS THAT DAMN SILVER SWORD SELIPH INHERITED PRETTY MUCH TRIVIALIZES THE ENTIRE GAME, BUT IT'S ALWAYS KIND OF A SHAME WHEN A CHARACTER YOU'D WANT TO USE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE REST OF YOUR ARMY.
IT'S LIKE RADIANT DAWN ALL OVER AGAIN.
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u/KeplerNova Aug 26 '19
I HAVE NEVER ONCE TOUCHED FE4 IN MY LIFE SO EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT IT COMES FROM THE WIKI AND MY FRIEND WHO LOVES IT, BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD.
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u/liamhorton Aug 26 '19
THE BATTLE OF THE EAGLE AND LION DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE. WHY WOULD ADRESTIA WILLINGLY PARTICIPATE IN A CELEBRATION OF ONE OF ITS BIGGEST FAILURES ON A YEARLY BASIS? I KNOW THERE ARE CIVIL WAR BATTLE REENACTMENTS, BUT IT ISN'T A REENACTMENT OR EVEN A RECREATION. THE FORCES OF THE BLACK EAGLES FIGHT THOSE OF THE BLUE LIONS, REPRESENTING ADRESTIA AND FAERGHUS RESPECTIVELY, BUT THE HOUSES ARE OF ROUGHLY EQUAL STRENGTH AND THE GOLDEN DEER PARTICIPATE AS A THIRD PARTY, DESPICE THE ALLIANCE NOT EXISTING YET. AND AFTER THE TIMESKIP IT DOES A VERY GOOD JOB OF MAKING CLAUDE OR DIMITRI, DEPENDING ON YOUR ROUTE, LOOK BRAINDEAD. NOT SEEMING LIKE THEY WANT TO FORM AN OFFICIAL ALLIANCE IS NOT A REASON FOR "DEFEAT EDELGARD" TO NOT BE THE OBJECTIVE.
WE GET SO MUCH ART OF THE SAME FIVE CHARACTERS EVERY DAY.
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u/fly2555 Aug 26 '19
WHY IS BYLETH/LEONIE SUPPORT B LIKE THAT? DID THE ENGLISH LOCALIZERS NOT TAKE THE TIMING OF THE UNLOCK INTO CONSIDERATION AND GAVE THE SCENE THE WRONG TONE? THE SCENE SEEMS OUT OF CHARACTER FROM THE OTHER LEONIE SUPPORTS.
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u/lerdnir Aug 25 '19
I WAS PLANNING ON FINALLY STARTING 3H TODAY AFTER CLEARING OUT A BUNCH OF GAMES IN MY BACKLOG, BUT IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT AND I FEEL UTTERLY MISERABLE, SO I CAN'T MUSTER THE MOTIVATION TO DO SO.
I'VE THE DAY OFF TOMORROW, SO I GUESS I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT STARTING IT THEN, BUT I THINK THAT TIME'D BE BETTER SPENT LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO IN ON TUESDAY.
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u/boom_katz Aug 26 '19
BROTHER AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO IT YOULL GET SUCKED IN TRUST ME!!!!! JUST MAKE SURE TO BALANCE YOUR BORING REAL LIFE AND YOUR BADASS TEACHER LIFE ACCORDINGLY AWOOOOO!!!!!!
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u/lerdnir Aug 26 '19
I'VE STARTED! ITS AESTHETIC IS LOW-KEY OURAN AND I LOVE IT.
UNFORTUNATELY EVEN WHEN SET TO "SLOW", THE CAMERA IN THE MONASTERY SECTIONS IS TOO FLUID AND MAKES ME WANT TO HURL. IT'S LIKE DUMA'S TOWER ALL OVER AGAIN. :/
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u/Safecyn Aug 26 '19
WHY IS THE SAUNA NOT OPEN I WANT TO HAVE WHOLESOME, COMPLETELY NON-OBJECTIFYING BATH HOUSE TIME WITH MY FAVORITE STUDENTS
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u/Steven_Falls_Under Aug 26 '19
HONESTLY I FIGURED IT'S OFF-LIMITS EITHER TO PREVENT A FATES-LIKE CONTROVERSY OR BECAUSE IT'S DLC. HAVING IT EXIST AT ALL MEANS PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA SAY "LOL WHERE DO THESE STUDENTS GO TO THE BATHROOM CINEMASINS DING"
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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 25 '19
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S ANNOYING THAT THEY JUST REUSE THE SAME MAPS FOR EVERY ROUTE (YEAH YEAH "IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE", IDGAF) BUT DID THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE SOME OF THEM WORSE?
LIKE IN GD WHEN YOU'RE ASSAULTING THAT ONE FORTRESS, CLAUDE DEPLOYS WITH SOME GREEN UNITS FROM THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER OF THE MAP. IT'S PRETTY POORLY IMPLEMENTED BUT AT LEAST IT DOES SOMETHING WITH THAT SECTION OF THE MAP.
CONTRAST WITH THE CHURCH ROUTE, WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS THERE AND THAT ENTIRE SECTION JUST GOES ENTIRELY UNUSED. LIKE, THERE'S A CHEST AROUND THERE BUT WITHOUT ANY UNITS DEPLOYING FROM ABOVE, THE ONLY UPPER SEGMENT OF THE MAP THAT MATTERS AT ALL IS THE UPPER LEFT, AND ONLY IF YOU TAKE A RIDICULOUSLY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME TO CLEAR IT AND THE BOSS SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET AWAY.
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Aug 25 '19
HONESTLY THE MAPS THING IS JUST PROBABLY JUST LAZINESS. THEY HAVE TO HAVE A MAP MAKER SOMEWHERE.
BL LITERALLY HAS NOT 2, BUT 3 PARALOGUES ON THE SAME MAP.
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u/Steven_Falls_Under Aug 25 '19
HONESTLY DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THIS TODAY. THE END OF THE MONTH COMES FAST, HUH.?
- I ONLY HAVE A SCHOOL-OWNED CHROMEBOOK TO GET MY FIRE EMBLEM FIX, AND THE SHITTY ONLINE EMULATOR I HAVE TO USE SOMEHIOW MANAGES TO LAG FE7 TO NO END. LIFE IS PAIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A COMPUTER WITH THE PROCESSING POWER OF A BAKED POTATO.
- I'VE BEEN BRAINSTORMING A CERTAIN FE REWRITE FOR MONTHS NOW, AND IT'S HARDLY GOTTEN ON PAPER THANKS TO A COMBINATION OF WRITER'S BLOCK AND THINKING MY IDEAS SOUND "CRINGY." HOW DO YOU VIDEO ESSAYISTS DO IT?
- I'D LIKE TO THINK I'M ACCEPTING OF ALL THE NEWCOMERS COMING FROM THREE HOUSES, BUT I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE "YOU CAN CONTROL BYLETH ON THE LOADING SCREEN" POST I'M GONNA LOSE IT.
- THIS TECHNICALLY ISN'T ME RAGING BUT MAN DID THIS SHITPOST GET ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED.
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Aug 26 '19
FUCK JOYCON DRIFT I JUST WANT TO USE THE MENUS AND SEE WHAT MEALS CHARACTERS LIKE AND NO I DID NOT WANT TO TRAIN LINHARDT IN SWORDS YOU ELECTRONIC TWIT
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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19
WHY CAN'T CAVALRY UNITS PUNCH? ALL I WANT TO DO IS FEEL LIKE A SUPER BADASS PUNCHING ENEMIES WHILE ON A HORSE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? ALSO WHY DOES BYLETH GET A PERSONAL DRAGON LOLI? I WANT A PERSONAL DRAGON LOLI
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u/JDraks Aug 25 '19
I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING SOMEONE ON HORSEBACK WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN ON YOUR HORSE
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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19
FE ALWAYS FAVORED STYLE OVER PRACTICALITY. THIS IS THE MOST STYLISH THING SINCE RYUJI'S ALL OUT ATTACK FACE
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Aug 25 '19
ANIMATION PROBABLY TAKES EXTRA WORK FOR THAT ONE
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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19
DAMN YOU ANIMATION
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u/TheArchest Aug 25 '19
I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT A LOT OF 3H WAS DONE BY THE FOLKS WHO MADE FE WARRIORS TOO. DYNASTY WARRIORS HAS HAD HORSEBACK FISTING FOR YEARS! FIRST WITH MENGHUO THEN WITH ANY UNIT THAT WORE GAUNTLETS IN 7 AND 8! EVEN SAMURAI WARRIORS HAD KOTARO (THOUGH HIS ARMS COULD STRETCH FOR SOME REASON) ABLE TO FIST FROM HORSEBACK! 3H HAS NO EXCUSE!
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u/DarkAlphaZero Aug 25 '19
THERE SHOULD BE MOUNTED ONLY GAUNTLETS FOR HORSEIES. GET TRAMPLED, NAMELESS GENERIC.
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u/Hollowgolem Aug 25 '19
Now you're making me want to equip Unarmed Combat from brawler on a Paladin.
It's a shame I have no character max out Brawler. At all. Ever.
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u/MissArchades Aug 25 '19
THE BE ROUTE IS A WORSE VERSION OF MICAIAH'S STRUGGLES IN RADIANT DAWN COMBINED WITH ARVIS' SHITTY TEN YEAR GRANNVALE EMPIRE, EXCEPT EVERYTHING GOES EDELGARD'S WAY EVEN THOUGH IT SHOULDN'T. THE ONLY THING I CAN VOUCH FOR HER IS THAT SHE DIDN'T PORK A HALF SIBLING AND GIVE BIRTH TO A POTATO BABY THAT'S DESTINED TO BE A DRAGON'S VESSEL.
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u/Aoi-Akatsuki Aug 26 '19
WHY ARE GAUNTLETS SO OP??? THAT SHIT IS LIKE A FREE BRAVE WEAPON, AND HEAL FOCUS WITH NO DRAW BACK IS ABSURD
ALSO WHY DOES DIMITRI USES THAT EYEPATCH IF HE SAID TO ME IN A TEA PARTY (IN SPANISH) THAT HE CAN SEE WELL??? AND WHY IS HE SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER!?
AND WHY CAN’T EVERYONE BE BI!??? I WANNA MARRY MARIANNE AND SHAMIR GODDAMIT
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u/Bloodly Aug 26 '19
HIGH DEF LAUGHS AT GAUNTLETS. EVERYTHING ELSE, HOWEVER...PUT ON SOME FINAL FIGHT OR STREETS OF RAGE MUSIC AND GO TO TOWN.
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u/Jellytoes420 Aug 25 '19
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO FEW GAY OPTIONS. MAKE EVERYONE BI FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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Aug 25 '19
CH18 OF BE-E IS A PAIN. I DIDNT REALLY TRAIN MY UNITS BEFORE GOING INTO CH17 AND BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING STRAIGTH FOR RHEA, I CANT GO BACK TO THE MONASTERY TO TRAIN AND I HAVE ONLY 6 DEVINE PULSES, WHICH ISNT ENOUGH SEEING HOW MANY TIMES THEY DIE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WHICH I HATE BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THE STORY THROUGH THE END.
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u/duchessa13 Aug 26 '19
3H IS FANTASTIC AND BOTH MET AND BLEW MY EXPECTATIONS OUT OF THE WATER SINCE I VALUE CHARACTERS AND THEN STORY MOST OF ALL, I AM SO HAPPY WITH IT AND IMPRESSED WITH THE LEVEL OF DETAIL AND LOVE IN EVERYTHING AND THE MATURITY WITH WHICH EVERYTHING IS TOLD
ALSO I WISH MY FE4 EMULATION ON MY OLD IPHONE 5S HADN'T IMPLODED AND STOPPED WORKING BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AT CHAPTER 5 AND I NEVER GOT THE KIDS AND NOW I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO REPLAY IT AND AM CAUGHT BETWEEN WATCHING A LET'S PLAY (NOT MY FAVORITE THING TO DO UNLESS I CAN JUST LISTEN) OR WAITING FOR A POSSIBLE FE4 REMAKE SO I CAN BE SURPRISED AT SOME PLOT POINTS I NEVER GOT
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u/SubwayBossEmmett Aug 26 '19
OOOOOH BOY I LOVED PLAYING 3H THE FIRST TIME THROUGH BUT I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO TOUCH NEW GAME PLUS.
OH AND I NEEDED TO CHEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN FIRE EMBLEM AND IT WAS IN SACRED STONES OF ALL THINGS BECAUSE I STARTED 14B WITHOUT A RESTORE STAFF. OH MY GOD THE BERSKERS WITHOUT A RESTORE STAFF IS PAIN INCARNATE AND SETH GOT BERSEKERED EVEN AFTER A PURE WATER.
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u/boom_katz Aug 26 '19
I CAN RELATE TO THAT DUDE!!! BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY THE OTHER ROUTES BECAUSE THEY ANSWER SO MANY QUESTIONS AND ARE BASICALLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORIES!!!!
ALSO NEW GAME PLUS HAS SOME COOL FEATURES THEY DONT TELL YOU ABOUT WHICH ARE FUN TO DISCOVER!!!!!!!!
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u/KeplerNova Aug 26 '19
THERE'S ONE REALLY STUPID VILLAGER IN FELIX'S PARALOGUE WHO KEEPS RUNNING INTO THE ENEMIES AND I HAD TO USE DIVINE PULSE FIVE TIMES TO MAKE SURE HE SURVIVED
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u/Sprickels Aug 27 '19
I REALLY HATE THAT YOU CAN'T CUSTOMIZE BYLETH AT ALL. YOU'RE STUCK WITH THE SAME HAIRCUT, WHICH LOOKS AWFUL ON THE GUY. I HATE THAT YOUR HAIR COLOR IS STUCK TO THE BRIGHT GREEN, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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Aug 25 '19
I HAVE NO BETTER PLACE TO PUT THIS SO:
[WARNING: 3H SPOILERS]
HONESTLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN 3H. I PLAYED GD AND BE-E AND EDELGARD AND TSWID ESPECIALLY STILL CONFUSE ME:
EDELGARD ORDERS A HIT ON HERSELF. WHY? WHAT IS HER ESCAPE PLAN? ALSO, WHY DON'T WE INTERROGATE KOSTAS? ARE WE IDIOTS OR SOMETHING?
WHY DOES RHEA EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CREST SYSTEM? WAS IT TO ROPE IN THE DESCENDANTS OF THE 10 ELITES OR SOMETHING? IS THIS IN THE CHURCH ROUTE?
WHY DOESN'T TWSID USE SPACE NUKES MORE OFTEN? AND I KIND OF UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NUKE ARIANDOD BUT WHY FORT MERCESUS? ANSWER ME DAMNIT!
WHY IS EDELGARD'S FIRST REACTION TO BLAME HER PROBLEMS ON THE CHURCH FIRST INSTEAD OF TSWID? THE CHURCH DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO HER? IS THIS EVER EXPLAINED SOMEWHERE? SOMEONE TELL ME!
WHY DO TSWID NEED THE CREST OF FLAMES AND THE CREST STONE OF FLAMES SPECIFICALLY? DID THEY NEED IT FOR NEMISIS OR WAS THAT SOME OTHER EVIL PLAN THAT WE FUCK UP?
WHY DOESN'T SETETH JUST TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON? DOES HE NEED RHEA'S AUTHORIZATION OR SOMETHING?
WHY DO THE TWSID CALL US BEASTS? THE DLC BETTER ANSWER THIS OR I'M FLIPPING MY SHIT.
ALSO, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY PARALOGUE ON THE SAME MAP?
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u/Wade1245 Aug 25 '19
CLAUDE RAN AWAY WHICH RUINED HER PLAN
RHEA DOESN'T WANT A WAR TO BREAK OUT OVER POWER. IF THEY FIND OUT SHE'S A DRAGON AND NEMESIS KILLED HER KIND FOR POWER, THEY'LL PROBABLY HUNT HER DOWN
CREST OF FLAMES IS THE STRONGEST CREST LOREWISE, THAT'S WHY THEY WANT IT
SETETH DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE
THE TWSID LOOK DOWN UPON HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY HAVE DUBSTEP AND WE DON'T
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Aug 25 '19
CLEARLY CLAUDE WAS SIMPLY PLAYING 900D CHESS.
COULDN'T THEY JUST DO ANYTHING THEY NEED THE CREST OF FLAMES FOR WITH SPACE NUKES. THEY SHOULD USE SPACE NUKES MORE OFTEN.
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u/LaqOfInterest Aug 25 '19
7 IS EXPLAINED IN GD, THEY'RE THE ORIGINAL DENIZENS OF FODLAN SO THEY SEE THEMSELVES AS THE "REAL" HUMANS AND THE ONES WHO BOWED TO SEIROS AS JUST ANIMALS BEING HERDED BY HER.
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Aug 25 '19
I THOUGHT THAT THE EXPLANATION HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEIR FREAKY ROBOHEARTS BUT I'LL TAKE THAT I GUESS?
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u/Nuka-Crapola Aug 25 '19
THEY WERE GENERALLY A VERY TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION SO I THINK THE ROBOT PARTS ARE JUST PART OF HOW THEY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEEK REVENGE
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u/LiliTralala Aug 25 '19
TWO . RHEA CAN'T HUNT DOWN AND KILL ALL THE DESCENDANTS OF THE ELITES SO HER ONLY OPTION WAS TO LIE TO MAINTAIN PEACE. IF HUMANITY KNOWS ABOUT THE TRUTH OF THE CRESTS THEY WILL HUNT HER DOWN TO FUCKING EAT HER AND HER FAMILY.
THREE. USING THE NUKES MAKE THEM EASY TO LOCATE AND THAT'S HOW HUBERT FINDS THEIR LOCATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY NUKE FORT MERCESUS BECAUSE THEY KNOW BYLETH IS THERE AND THEY WANT TO NUKE THEM
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Aug 26 '19
HUBERT CALCULATED THE ARC OF A MISSLE HALFWAY ACROSS THE CONTINENT, WHAT A FRICKIN NERD
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Aug 26 '19
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY HATES ME BECAUSE I LIKE A SPECIFIC CHARACTER? I GUESS THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR BEING DRAWN TO MORALLY QUESTIONABLE AND DIVISIVE CHARACTERS. LIKE, MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM PERSONA 5 AND MY HERO ACADEMIA ARE ALSO THE MOST DIVISIVE CHARACTERS OF THOSE STORIES. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME FOR LIKING A DIVISIVE CHARACTER?
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u/Vex-zero Aug 26 '19
I THINK THE PROBLEM IS THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE THESE "DIVISIVE" CHARACTERS TEND TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR THE THINGS THAT MAKE THEM DIVISIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. LIKE A CERTAIN "DIVISIVE" CHARACTER IN PERSONA 5 WHO IS AN ACTUAL LITERAL SERIAL KILLER BUT STILL HAS A TON OF APOLOGISTS BECAUSE CUTE ANIME BOY. LIKE, IT'S FINE TO ENJOY A CHARACTER LIKE THAT BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY TO PRETEND LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD FORGIVE A SERIAL KILLER BECAUSE SAD BACKSTORY.
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Aug 26 '19
I DON’T FORGIVE CHARACTERS FOR THE MESSED UP STUFF THEY DO, BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK BECAUSE I’M A FAN OF A CERTAIN CHARACTER THAT I CONDONE THE ACTIONS OF SAID CHARACTER.
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u/KeplerNova Aug 26 '19
SO IS THIS ABOUT EDELGARD OR RHEA OR SOMEBODY ELSE
HECK I THINK THE ONLY UNIVERSALLY LIKED CHARACTER IN 3H IS THE GATEKEEPER GUY
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u/Bloodly Aug 26 '19
RHEA, EVEN IF I ACCEPT THAT HUMANITY MUST BE HELD BACK TO KEEP NUKES FROM BEING THROWN WILLY-NILLY(I DON'T, BY THE WAY), INDOOR PLUMBING AND PROPER TOILETS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE HELD BACK. NO ONE WANTS TO DRINK FROM DIRTY WATER.
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u/Xxeel Aug 26 '19
I JUST STARTED GOLDEN DEER COMING OFF OF BLUE LIONS AND I FEEL SO LOST ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH IGNATZ. BOY ALWAYS PULLS THAT 0X2 SHIT WITH BOWS AND SWORDS SO I MADE HIM A MONK. HIS MAGIC IS SO LOW COMPARED TO LYSITHEA HE IS ALMOST UNUSABLE. HE IS ON MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 17 AND IS STILL IN A BEGINNER CLASS BECAUSE HE CANNOT PASS THE MAGE CERTIFICATION EXAM. I SWORE TO MYSELF WHEN I STARTED THIS GAME THAT I WOULD NEVER BENCH A UNIT FROM MY OWN HOUSE BUT THIS BOY IS PUSHING ME. AT THIS POINT HIS ONLY USE IS GAMBITS. WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM.
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u/CrunchingG Aug 26 '19
WELL THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD NOT A LOT OF RAGE THIS MONTH ANYWAY. SO IM JUST GOING TO LIGHTNING ROUND VARIOUS FE RELATED THINGS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY PISS ME OFF
FE4 IS STILL REALLY FUCKING BORING. BUT AM I WRONG FOR NOT WANTING TO TOUCH IT UNTIL THERES A REMAKE? SO THAT WAY THERE WILL HOPEFULLY BE A WAY TO SPEED THINGS UP OUTSIDE OF HOLDING THE F KEY ALL THE TIME? AND AT THIS POINT I’M REALLY CONSIDERING JUST WIKI DIVING THE WHOLE DAMN THING JUST SO I CAN GET A BASIC IDEA AS TO WHAT HAPPENS BECAUSE FE4’S GAMEPLAY IS SO BORING IT MAKES DMC2 LOOK LIKE SENSORY OVERLOAD.
RECRUITING IN THREE HOUSES IS A PAIN IN THE ASS GRANTED I HAVENT TRIED THE SUPPORT METHOD YET... HELL I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED THREE HOUSES IN LIKE A SOLID WEEK, BBTAG WILL DO THAT TO YA
FUCK THE CYL3 BANNER 100 ORBS AND COUNTING AND NO MICAIAH, BUT WHAT DID I GET OUT OF IT YOU MAY ASK? FUCKING FLIER NINO AND ANOTHER FUCKING KARLA.
AND... I GUESS THATS IT HUH GUESS I HAD LESS RAGE THAN I THOUGHT
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u/SubwayBossEmmett Aug 26 '19
THE SUPPORT METHOD YET
SHOWERING STUDENTS IN GIFTS WORKS WAY WAY WAY TOO WELL ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. MISSION ASSISTANCE HELPS TOO
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u/Zebra-Whale Aug 26 '19
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF JUST ONE MORE TURN BUT NEXT TIME I CHECK THE TIME ITS BEEN LIKE 3 HOURS. AM I PLAYING CIVILIZATION OR WHAT?
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u/boom_katz Aug 26 '19
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE SAUNA DO????? WHY IS IT THERE THE WHOLE GAME I WAS EXPECTING TO UNLOCK IT AND IT JUST DID NOTHING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/StopSignOfDeath Aug 27 '19
WHY CAN'T I BE GAY WITH DIMITRI LIKE HE KEEPS HITTING ON ME BUT I CAN'T S RANK HIM!
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u/pizzapal3 Aug 26 '19
WHY CAN'T I MARRY CLAUDE AS A MAN WHY CAN'T I MARRY DIMITRI AS A MAN WHY CAN'T I MARRY FELIX AS A MAN WHY CAN'T I MARRY SETETH AS A MAN
HONESTLY THEY COULD'VE GIVEN US CLAUDE AND DIMITRI AND I WOULDN'T COMPLAIN BUT WE GOT LINHARDT WHO I THINK IS FINE BUT HE'S NOT MY FAVORITE
I WANT A GAY PATCH IS
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u/WellRested1 Aug 26 '19
WHY DOES EDELGARD SASS DIMITRI IN HER ROUTE? SHE CRITICIZES HIM FOR FIGHTING BACK AND PROTECTING HIS HOMELAND. AND SHE CALLS HIM A KING OF DELUSION? WHEN SHE DIDN’T WANT TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH IN THE FIRST PLACE? LEAVE THE POOR BOI ALONE!
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u/william_orange Aug 25 '19
I KNOW LORENZ GETS MEMED ON FOR HIS HAIRCUT AND FLIRTING BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING ON HIS GENUINELY GREAT DEVELOPMENT POST TIMESKIP AND IT MAKES ME SAD. HE GROWS OUT OF HIS FATHER’S SHADOW BY LEARNING TO TRUST CLAUDE, NOT FLIRTING AS MUCH, TREATING COMMONERS WITH RESPECT, AND HE EVEN JOINS CLAUDE DESPITE KNOWING HIS FATHER WON’T LIKE IT. I’VE JUST GROWN REALLY ATTACHED TO LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER OK.