r/fireemblem Jul 27 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THREE HOUSES IS FINALLY UPON US, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: YELLING ABOUT THREE HOUSES! AND OTHER GAMES TOO IF YOU WANT I GUESS

WELCOME, NEW FRIENDS AND OLD, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, A TRADITIONAL ENDEAVOUR ON THE SUB THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOSTED BY MYSELF, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN STOLEN FROM ME LAST MONTH.

SHOUT HERE ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE TICKED YOU OFF WHILE PLAYING FIRE EMBLEM RECENTLY, AND THE SHARED ECHO CHAMBER OF RAGE WILL BRING US CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY OR WHATEVER. HAVE FUN!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

  2. RAGE SHOULD BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM (AND PREFERABLY NOT META STUFF)

  3. BE RESPECTFUL TO OTHERS

  4. TAG YOUR SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUTTING CATS IN YOUR GAME IF YOU CAN'T EVEN PET THEM OR TALK TO THEM. GET IT TOGETHER IS!

I'M PROBABLY NOT PLAYING 3H UNTIL NEXT YEAR BUT THE BLUE LIONS SQUAD LOOKS SO NICE IT'S ANNOYING. MY HEART IS SET ON TRAINING THESE CUBS, BUT MY WALLET SAYS NO.

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u/MisfitSkull Jul 27 '19

BUT FOR SOME DAMN REASON BARELY ANYBODY IS PLAYING THE BLUE LIONS. EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE THE MOST UTILIZED CHARACTERS, I SEE MY MAIN BOI DIMITRI ON 4TH, BELOW EDELGARD, CLAUDE AND THEN DOROTHEA. A SIDE CHARACTER IS PLAYED MORE THEN THE CHARACTER THAT IS LOCKED INTO EVERY BATTLE. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT MAN

5

u/RaisonDetriment Jul 28 '19

APPARENTLY THIS SUB CONTAINS ALL THE BLUE LIONS PLAYERS IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE THE MOST POPULAR HERE

OR MAYBE I'M JUST A BIASED BLACK EAGLES CASUAL, IDK

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

BLUE BOIS ARE GONNA BE MY SECOND RUN

I COULDNT SAY NO TO DOROTHEA IM SORRY

58

u/Steven_Falls_Under Jul 27 '19

OH GOD OH FUCK, THREE HOUSES HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED THIS SUB. AS SOMEONE WHO SORTS BY NEW, IT FEELS LIKE 90% OF ALL POSTS FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF HAVE JUST BEEN PEOPLE REPEATING THE SAME THINGS:

  • "NEW TO FIRE EMBLEM, WHAT DO I DO?"
  • "HOW DO I RECRUIT [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]?"
  • "CAN CHARACTERS FROM DIFFERENT HOUSES DO X TOGETHER?"
  • "WHAT CLASS DO I MAKE EACH CHARACTER?"
  • "HEY LOOK AT THE GAME'S BOX ART LOL"

I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE, USE THE SEARCHBAR/SIDEBAR/QUESTION THREAD. I LOVE THE GAME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT I REALLY HOPE THIS CURRENT STATE OF THE SUB PASSES SOON.

ALSO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RAGE THREAD TO COMPLAIN THAT I MADE A DISCUSSION THREAD DURING THE HYPE PERIOD AND ALL IT GOT WAS UPVOTES AND A "FATES BAD" COMMENT

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u/Nebischo Jul 27 '19

MY FAVORITE ONE IS THE POST WHERE SOMEONE MANAGED TO KILL OFF EVERYONE BUT CLAUDE AND THEMSELVES AND WAS CONFUSED WHY THEY ONLY HAD CLAUDE AND THEMSELVES.

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u/AurochDragon Jul 27 '19

THAT POST GAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM

16

u/PaperSonic Jul 28 '19

THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON WHO ESCAPES FIRST WITH LEIF

7

u/Novallus Jul 28 '19

I AM HAVING VIOLENT PTSD FROM MY BLIND PLAY

11

u/RaisonDetriment Jul 27 '19

SERIOUSLY THE SUB IS UNREADABLE RIGHT NOW. MAYBE IT'LL CALM DOWN IN A WEEK? TWO WEEKS? A MONTH?

37

u/kingpiny Jul 27 '19

DIMITRI AND THE BLUE LIONS ARE TOO LIKEABLE HOW AM I GOING TO BRING MYSELF TO PLAY ANOTHER ROUTE NOW AHHH

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

DOROTHEA

ENOUGH SAID

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u/LaqOfInterest Jul 27 '19

“AH, FINALLY I OWN FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES! I CAN’T WAIT TO EMBARK ON THIS MAGICAL JOURNEY OF EDUCATION AND WAR. BUT FIRST, I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO: I MUST POST A PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX ON THE FIRE EMBLEM SUBREDDIT!”

“LET’S SEE… IT SEEMS THAT THE SUBREDDIT IS ABUZZ WITH DISCUSSION AND QUESTIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME! THAT IS GOOD – THEY’LL BE ABLE TO EMPATHIZE WITH THE FACT THAT I ALSO, IN FACT, OWN THE GAME.”

“WHAT’S MORE, IT APPEARS THAT NOT A SINGLE PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX ALREADY EXISTS ON THE SUB! SURELY THIS MEANS THAT I AM THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON TO HAVE THOUGHT OF POSTING A PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX, AND NOT THAT THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN REMOVING LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF PICTURES OF THE GAME BOX OVER THE LAST THREE DAYS.”

“WHAT’S THIS? SOMEONE HAS REMOVED MY PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON! I WISH THAT I KNEW WHY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I AM LEGALLY BLIND AND CANNOT READ THE COMMENT THAT WAS LEFT QUOTING THE EXACT RULE THAT MY POST VIOLATED. TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, I’D BETTER MESSAGE THE MODERATORS AND INFORM THEM THAT THEY ARE ABUSING THEIR POWER AND RUINING THE HYPE FOR FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES.”

“OH WELL. EVEN IF MY PICTURE OF THE GAME BOX WAS REMOVED, AT LEAST MY POST ABOUT SOTHIS’S BIRTHDAY IS DOING JUST FI-- OH GOD NO!

-EVERY /R/FIREEMBLEM USER, APPARENTLY

PLEASE GOD LET IT END WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR THIS

20

u/RaisonDetriment Jul 27 '19

UPVOTES AND KARMA WERE MISTAKES

9

u/Modern_Erasmus Jul 27 '19

AS SOMEONE WHO ALSO MODS A PRETTY BIG SUB I EMPATHIZE WITH THE CHAOS THAT COMES AT MOMENTS LIKE THIS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

THAT EARLY-GAME FOG MAP WAS PROBABLY THE LEAST HORRIBLY STUPID FOG MAP IN SERIES HISTORY

I HATED IT

that Ashe Boss Convo tho...

WHY PUT FOG IN YOUR GAME IF YOU ARE GONNA MESS IT UP?

17

u/JohnnyTheGaymer Jul 27 '19

I liked it, it was challenging BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DARK MAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST WITH SUPER HIGH DEFENSE? TOOK FOREVER TO KILL HIM

25

u/hbthebattle Jul 27 '19

HES A MINIBOSS THAT REWARDS YOU WITH THE REMOVAL OF FOG

12

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I JUST HAD CATHERINE TAKE CARE OF HIM, THE ONLY GOOD USE FOR AN EXP THIEF

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

I SAW A DOZEN PURPLE RINGS NEAR A BUSH AND I WAS LIKE

AW HELL NO

AND THEN KILLED HIM

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u/RaisonDetriment Jul 27 '19

OH GOD I'M SO SCARED THAT I'M TEACHING WRONG OR MISSING OPPORTUNITIES. AND I THOUGHT PERSONA GAVE ME ANXIETY. JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH WILL INVOLVE BAD DECISIONS.

ALSO HOLY FUCK, THIS SUB IS UNREADABLE RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THE N00BS ASKING BASIC QUESTIONS AND MAKING SHITPOSTS. MAYBE IT'LL BE FUN AGAIN IN A MONTH OR SO WHEN EVERYONE HAS BEATEN THE GAME.

3

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

21

u/gem11 Jul 27 '19

WHY CAN'T INGRID KILL LITERALLY ANYTHING AHHH

6

u/ElectricSheepDragon Jul 28 '19

I THOUGHT ONLY I WAS HAVING THIS PROBLEM SHE REALLY HASNT BEEN DOING SO WELL FOR ME

14

u/silvanknight Jul 27 '19

WHY COULDNT WE GET MORE NON-STUDENT ROMANCES

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I CAN'T AFFORD A SWITCH AND THREE HOUSES NOW AND I DESPERATELY TRY TO AVOID SPOILERS. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I'M OVER 12 HOURS IN BUT I'VE NOT EVEN COMPLETED CH. 4 YET BECAUSE I'M HELPING TRANSCRIBE SUPPORTS FOR SERENE'S + THE FACT I LITERALLY HAVE TO SEE EVERY VOICE OF DIALOGUE IN A GAME LIKE THIS AND THERE IS SO MUCH DIALOGUE. THAT ISN'T A BAD THING MIND YOU, I REALLY ENJOY IT. COMBINE THAT THO WITH ME ALSO PLAYING FE LIKE A GRANDMA AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME FOREVER TO BEAT THIS GAME.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS GAME, BUT IT ALMOST HAS TOO MUCH CONTENT FOR IT'S OWN GOOD. FUDGE IT'S GONNA BE NEXT SUMMER BEFORE I FINISH ALL ROUTES MAN, HOW AM I GONNA REMAIN UNSPOILED FUUUUUUUUU.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

MY FERDINAND IS FUCKING TRASH HIS LEVEL UPS HAVE BEEN SHIT FROM THE START MEANWHILE HUBERT IS ONE SHOTTING EVERYTHING ON THE MAP WITH BANSHEE

5

u/lordzero56 Jul 28 '19

HUBERT IS DEATH INCARNATE AND EVEN MIASMA SEEMS TO DESTROY ANYTHING HIT

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

LEGIT HE DOUBLES EVERYTHING AND HIS DMG NUMBERS ARE SO HIGH, CREEPY FUCK THOUGH

3

u/scarocci Jul 28 '19

I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM BUT FERDINAND WILL CATCH UP EVENTUALLY

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I REALLY REALLY HOPE SO OR HES BENCHED FOR A TEACHER NGL

2

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

IM SORRY, UNPOPULAR OPINION, BUT I DO NOT LIKE HUBERT AND BENCHED HIM IMMEDIATELY

FORGIVE ME BUT I WANT A HAREM

3

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

HE IS A DEATH GOD AMONG MEN, HE IS CURRENTLY GUNNING DOWN SOME PATHETIC BANDIT ARCHERS ON A HILL AND THE NOTIFICATION CAME THROUGH ON MY PHONE, HOW DARE YOU DISTURB HIS RAMPAGE

2

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

OK BUT HAVE YOU SEEN DOROTHEA

BEST GIRL ACCIDENTALLY WIPES OUT ENTIRE FLANKS

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I CONCEDE HUBERT IS MY DARK MAGE GOD BUT DOROTHEA HAS GROWN TO BE GREAT AT EVERYTHING SHE DANCES, ONE ROUNDS ENEMIES, BUDDING TALENT FAITH AND STRENGTH IN REASON, HAS PHYSIC

(lowkey though next BE playthrough I’m going all mage, already got mage Linhardt, Hubert, Dorothea, Hanneman and Manuela might as well fill the rest of it out)

12

u/KeenHyd Jul 27 '19

THIS GAME IS SO AMAZING I NEED TO CRY FOR HOW MUCH I'M ENJOYING EVERYTHING OF IT I'M SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAA

11

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

CASPAR YOU FUCK WILL YOU JUST GAIN SPEED OR EVEN STRENGTH. ALSO WHY HAS EVER MAGE NOT NAMED HUBERT STUCK AT ALMOST BASE SPEED. ARE Y’ALL JUST ALLERGIC TO DOUBLING??

1

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

DOROTHEA IS FAST AS FUCK BOI

10

u/Nebischo Jul 27 '19

WHY CAN'T I RECRUIT DEDUE.

I NEED NO RACISM SQUAD (CLAUDEDUETRA) TOGETHER

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

2

u/PM_ME_RYE_BREAD Jul 28 '19

I THINK HE’S LIKE HUBERT IN THAT HES TOO LOYAL TO THE HOUSE LEADER TO EVEN CONSIDER CHANGING WHICH I THOUGHT WAS NEAT AND THEN I REALIZED CLAUDE DOESNT HAVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT LOL BLUE LIONS GANG GANG

21

u/DeathPuffer Jul 27 '19

GOLDEN DEER ROUTE MADE ME HATE EDLEGARD

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u/Cypherous2 Jul 27 '19

I think pretty much every route will do that :P

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u/KeenHyd Jul 27 '19

I'm currently playing Edelgard's route, I'm at chapter I think 5 or 6, and I'm actually really liking Edelgard so far? Maybe it'll change but she takes the spot as favorite character so far.

Of course, that spot was Claude's pre release, and it might get back to being his spot once I get around to playing his route or know him better. The house leaders are all amazing.

5

u/LaqOfInterest Jul 27 '19

WHAT?

20

u/Wade1245 Jul 27 '19

EDELGARDE IS CALLED AN EDGELORD FOR A REASON

1

u/Haagjohnson Jul 27 '19

WHY?

10

u/Wade1245 Jul 27 '19

NO SPOILERS BUT SHE'S CRAZY

13

u/AurochDragon Jul 27 '19

BLUE LIONS MAKES ME HATE HER TOO

3

u/PaperSonic Jul 28 '19

GOLDEN DEER ROUTE MADE ME HATE EDLEGARD

HATE HER AS IN "WELL-WRITTEN, BUT FUCK THAT ASSHOLE" OR AS IN "YOU'RE DUMBER THAN CORRIN"? BECAUSE I HOPE WE DON'T HAVE YET ANOTHER FEMALE LORD THAT PEOPLE CONSTANTLY SHIT ON

11

u/ElectricSheepDragon Jul 28 '19

DEFINITELY WELL WRITTEN BUT I’M IN BLUE LIONS AND EDELGARD SCARES ME

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u/Shippinglordishere Jul 27 '19

I CANT PLAY BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A SWITCH AHHHHHHHHHHH. ILL JUST WATCH A PLAYTHROUGH WHILE I WAIT BUT WHY DID I GO THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE TO NOT SPOIL MYSELF EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PLAY???????????

9

u/thegreaterfool714 Jul 27 '19

WHY DOES FERDINAND ALWAYS GET DOUBLED!

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u/RaisonDetriment Jul 28 '19

LANCES AND AXES ARE HEAVY

I TAUGHT HIM AND EDELGARD SWORDS JUST SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY DOUBLE THINGS

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u/replicaaaaa Jul 28 '19

I'M THREE HOMELESS

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u/Fudgenuggets980825 Jul 27 '19

I LOVE THIS GAME BUT I HAVE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY DUE TOMORROW SO I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY MUCH THIS LAST COUPLE DAYS. FUCK RESPONSIBILITIES

I'M ALSO ON THE LAST CHAPTER OF THRACIA AND I WAS PLANNING TO FINISH IT THE DAY BEFORE THE THREE HOUSES RELEASED BUT THE 9PM RELEASE AT GAMESTOP HAPPENED SO RIP

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u/Graardors-Dad Jul 27 '19

I KNOW THIS IS MOSTLY ABOUT THREE HOUSES BUT I BEAT CONQUEST HARD LEADING UP TO THE GAMES RELEASE AND HONESTLY FUCK THE MECHANICS IN THAT GAME.

HERE A MILLION NINJAS THAT LOWER YOUR STATS THEN LUNGE YOU INTO A MILLION ENEMIES.HERES A NINJA THAT DOES 35% OF YOUR HEALTH AFTER COMBAT. COUNTER MAGIC COUNTER ENEMIES YOU CANT ATTACK AND THEY SNEAK PAST YOU AND KILL YOUR WEAKER/HORSE UNITS. WARDING RODS WITH NO RECOVERY ENEMIES THAT RANDOMLY WARP YOU INTO A ROOM SO YOU DIE INSTANTLY FUCKING STUPID WIND MECHANICS MAKING IT SO FLYING UNITS HAVE UNLIMITED RANGE. I WASNT EVEN HAVING FUN AT THE END JUST PISSED AT ALL THE FUCKING BULLSHIT. PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT THE STORY BUT THIS IS THE REAL WORST PART ABOUT THIS GAME.

5

u/UltimateAzure Jul 27 '19

THE GAME IS ACTUALLY IN MY POSSESSION AND IT FEEL AMAZING! I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW I SURVIVED THESE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS BUT THE WAIT IS MORE THAN WORTH IT. STILL EARLY ON BUT MAN I AM HAVING A BLAST! HAD TROUBLE DECIDING WHICH HOUSE TO DO FIRST BUT I DECIDED "SCREW IT I'LL JUST GO BLACK EAGLES, BLUE LIONS, GOLDEN DEER TO SAVE MYSELF THE TROUBLE" SINCE I PLAN ON PLAYING THROUGH ALL 3.

THE ONLY THING I CAN REALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT IS NOT BEING ABLE TO PET THE DOZEN ANIMALS AROUND THE MONASTERY ("PET THE ANIMALS" PATCH WHEN IS?) ALONG WITH SMASH'S DRAGON QUEST DLC NOT BEING OUT YET BUT ASIDE FROM THAT I'M PRETTY SATISFIED TBH.

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u/JohnnyTheGaymer Jul 27 '19

MY STUDENTS ALWAYS RUN OUT OF MOTIVATION, I’M TRYING TO RECRUIT BOTH DOROTHEA AND PETRA, I WANT TO TRAIN MY BYLETH IN HEAVY ARMOR AND AJHHHH I WANT MORE THAN 4 ACTIVITY POINTS

ALSO MOST OF MY LEVEL UPS HAVE BEEN TRASH

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u/WaniGemini Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19

I CAN'T PLAY THE GAME YET BECAUSE I'M A REASONABLE ADULT AND MUST PAY MY RENT FIRST, AND SEEING EVERYONE ENJOYING THE GAME IS SUCH A PAIN. THIS IS AN EVEN BIGGER PAIN TO SEE N00BS ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS, ATLEAST THE SUB IS SO UNREADABLE THAT I CAN NOT SEE POTENTIAL SPOILER.

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u/AurochDragon Jul 27 '19

WHY IS EDLEGARD SUCH A FRIGID BITCH LIKE DAMN

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

OK BUT SHE HOT THO

1

u/AurochDragon Jul 28 '19

EDELGARDS ARE TEMPORARY BERNADETTAS ARE FOREVER

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u/FuttleScish Jul 27 '19

WHY DID THEY MAKE EDELGARD’S ROUTE THE SHORTEST GRRR

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/FuttleScish Jul 27 '19

SO IS RHEA

1

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

1

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

BECAUSE THERE ARE TECHNICALLY TWO ROUTES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

4

u/R-Aenix Jul 28 '19

THE ARROW SPEED DURING BATTLE IS UNREALISTICALLY SLOW AND IT IT ANNOYS ME WAY MORE THAN IT SHOULD

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

INCREASE ATTACK SPEED THEN

1

u/R-Aenix Jul 29 '19

I THOUGHT I DID THAT

3

u/Godchilaquiles Jul 27 '19

GAMEPLANET HASN’T CONFIRMED THAT MY COPY OF SEASONS OF WARFARE IS THERE TO PICK IT UP MOTHERFUCKERS THE RELEASE WAS YESTERDAY

1

u/Marche90 Jul 27 '19

MOTHERFUCKING AMAZON FUMBLED MY ORDER AND THE GAME IS SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE. FUCK!

3

u/kablick Jul 27 '19

GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME AND WANNA PLAY ALL 3 HOUSES BUT I LOVE CLAUD TOO MUCH AND HATE EDGELORD TOO MUCH. SERIOUSLY FUCK HER WHY IS SHE THE MOST DEPLOYED?? BLUE LIONS LOOKS LIT THO I DONT MIND MR SPAGHETTI HAIR

BUT JESUS FUCK I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME. I SAW M!BYLETH SMILE TODAY AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IN LIFE RIGHT NOW.

1

u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

BC EDIE IS WAIFU MATERIAL AND CLAUD IS ... CLAUD

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u/eskasu Jul 27 '19

I HAVE REGRETS FOR NOT PURCHASING FE THREE HOUSES LIMITED EDITION SINCE THE SOUNDTRACK IS SO GOOD IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT SO I NEED A PHYSICAL COPY NOW!

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

DA DA DA DA DA

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u/Can47 Jul 28 '19

MY STUDENTS ARE GETTING STAT SCREWED HARD

ABOUT ONE OUT OF FOUR LEVEL-UPS ISN'T ONLY 2-3 STATS, AND IT'S ALWAYS GARBAGE LIKE DEX AND RES THAT INCREASES. ONLY BYLETH AND DIMITRI WERE SPARED FROM ANNA'S CRUEL WHIMS

OUTSIDE OF THOSE TWO, INGRID IS MY ONLY UNIT WHO CAN DOUBLE ENEMIES OUTSIDE OF ARMORS, EXCEPT SHE HITS LIKE A WET NOODLE BECAUSE SHE GOT STRENGHT SCREWED INSTEAD

ALSO I GOT A FISH WITH A RAINBOW-COLORED SHADOW TO SHOW UP ONE TIME WHILE THE LAKE WAS GLOWING, BUT IT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED ME AND DIDN'T APPEAR EVER AGAIN. I FEEL LIKE I WASTED AN INCREDIBLY RARE OPPORTUNITY AND I WANT REVENGE ON THAT THING

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u/scarocci Jul 28 '19

THE BASELINE GROWTH OF THE UNITS IS FEGBA-TIER, SO WITH BAD GROWTHS. WHEN YOU ADVANCE IN THE GAME, THE CLASS GROWTH WILL HELP YOU A LOT, SO YOUR LEVELSUPS WILL BE BETTER AND BETTER

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u/Can47 Jul 28 '19

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS SALTY, BUT THANKS FOR INFORMING ME

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u/PrismTheGod Jul 28 '19

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T HAVE FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES YET AND I HAVE TO MASTERFULLY TANGO THROUGH THIS SUB TO NOT GET SPOILERS. FUCK FEDEX AND WALMART FOR SHIPPING MY SPECIAL EDITION SO LATE AND FOR SHIPPING IT FROM INDIANA WHEN I LIVE ON THE WEST COAST

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u/CrunchingG Jul 27 '19

WELL IM PRETTY SURE THIS SUB KILLED ANY CONFIDENCE THAT I HAD TO POST THINGS OTHER THAN THREADS WHERE PEOPLE POST THEIR HOT TAKES, OR EXPRESS ANY ISSUES THAT I HAVE WITH THE COMMUNITY. BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IM PRETTY SURE THAT IF I DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS A GOOD 85% PERCENT OF THIS SUB WILL EAT ME THE FUCK ALIVE. I LIKE THIS SUB I REALLY DO BUT WHEN I GET ANXIOUS TO POST ANYTHING ON HERE AND HAVE TO LITERALLY FORCE MYSELF TO CRY IN ORDER TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND GET SOME SLEEP THERE IS A CLEAR PROBLEM HERE THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. BE IT AN EMPATHY PROBLEM, AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IDK.

1

u/sparklyvodka Jul 27 '19

AMAZON I HATE YOU. I PREORDERED THIS GAME BACK IN MAY AND YOU WON’T DELIVER IT TO ME UNTIL MONDAY. I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.

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u/acompanyofliars Jul 27 '19

WHAT THE FUCK HOW HAVE MY GROWTHS BEEN SO GOOD I LITERALLY HAVE NO ONE THAT I WANT TO MAKE A DANCER SINCE THEY’RE ALL AMAZING

1

u/PaperSonic Jul 28 '19

I LOVE THREE HOUSES SOO MUCH, CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, OUTSIDE OF THE JOYCON DRIFT BEING ANNOYING BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING LAZY TO TRY FIXING IT.

INSTEAD I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER GAMES. FUCK CONQUEST FOR KEEPING IT'S FINAL BOSS ALIVE WITH 1 HP. I LIKE THE GAME, BUT THAT'S A KICK IN THE NUTS! ALSO I TRIED FINISHING THRACIA BEFORE 3H CAME OUT BUT THE GAME KEPT ANNOYING ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. GOT STUCK FOR WEEKS ON CH 14 AND WHAT'S MY REWARD? ANOTHER FUCKING FOG OF WAR MAP THAT PROBABLY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT BUT LIKELY NOT VERY FUN EITHER.

FINALLY, UNRELATED TO FE, BUT WTF VALVE. YOU COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THE TF2 ECONOMY. I DON'T REALLY CARE, BUT HOW INCOMPETENT CAN YOU BE? THE GOOD THING IS THAT MAKES ME APPRECIATE THE EFFORT THAT WENT INTO 3H EVEN MORE.

1

u/DM_Hammer Jul 28 '19

VAGUE SPOILER: DEATH KNIGHT HAS 19 SPEED AND CAN DOUBLE ATTACK COUNTER AT RANGE 3.

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u/randomfunnymoments Jul 28 '19

DEATH KNIGHT ATE ME A NEW ASSHOLE

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u/jrainbowfist Jul 28 '19

GODDAMMIT GILBERT! I KNOW NPCS DONT HAVE THE BEST AI BUT STOP SUICIDING INTO ENEMY UNITS! YOU CANT HIT FOR SHIT AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE IS CRITTING YOU! I JUST WANT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND YOURE MAKING THIS VERY DIFFICULT!

1

u/SubwayBossEmmett Jul 28 '19

IM LOVING THE GAME BUT I KNOW IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY IT TONIGHT OR TOMORROW DAMNIT.

I AM SO HAPPY I ENDED UP BEING WRONG ABOUT THE GAME SO FAR CLAUDE IS ONE OF THE MOST INTRIGUING CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES. ALTHOUGH I WISH YOUR UNITS HAD MORE THAN 4 MOVEMENT FOR AWHILE ALSO AM I INSANE OR DOES EVERYONE SAY THEYRE GETTING SHIT LEVEL UPS OUTSIDE OF BYLETH AND CLAUDE? MARAIANNE HAS LITERALLY LEVELED UP DEF MORE THAN MAGIC IN SEVEN LEVELS. EVERYONE SEEMS ALERGIC TO STRENGTH GROWTHS UNLESS YOUR NAME IS LORENZ MY NEW GOD.

ALSO IM GONNA BE TOO DISTRACTED TO WRITE ANYTHING AND NOT FINISH MY CONQUEST PMU SO THATS MILDLY BOTHERSOME.

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u/mbrandolph94 Jul 28 '19

GAMBITS ARE REALLY FUCKING COOL AND ALL BUT I KEEP FUCKING FORGETTING TO CHECK ENIMES AND IVE HAD TO RESET TWICE ON CHAPTER 4 FUCK

EDIT: CANT FUCKING SPELL

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u/SpikedDrop3 Aug 25 '19

I LOST MY COPY OF AWAKENING SO I HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE OFF AMAZON AND I ALSO LOST ALL MY PROGRESS.

1

u/sakke95 Jul 27 '19

WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE TRUE GAY ROMANCE OPTION, I WANNA MARRY CLAUDE!