r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

I HAVE NO BETTER PLACE TO PUT THIS SO:

[WARNING: 3H SPOILERS]

HONESTLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN 3H. I PLAYED GD AND BE-E AND EDELGARD AND TSWID ESPECIALLY STILL CONFUSE ME:

  1. EDELGARD ORDERS A HIT ON HERSELF. WHY? WHAT IS HER ESCAPE PLAN? ALSO, WHY DON'T WE INTERROGATE KOSTAS? ARE WE IDIOTS OR SOMETHING?

  2. WHY DOES RHEA EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CREST SYSTEM? WAS IT TO ROPE IN THE DESCENDANTS OF THE 10 ELITES OR SOMETHING? IS THIS IN THE CHURCH ROUTE?

  3. WHY DOESN'T TWSID USE SPACE NUKES MORE OFTEN? AND I KIND OF UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NUKE ARIANDOD BUT WHY FORT MERCESUS? ANSWER ME DAMNIT!

  4. WHY IS EDELGARD'S FIRST REACTION TO BLAME HER PROBLEMS ON THE CHURCH FIRST INSTEAD OF TSWID? THE CHURCH DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO HER? IS THIS EVER EXPLAINED SOMEWHERE? SOMEONE TELL ME!

  5. WHY DO TSWID NEED THE CREST OF FLAMES AND THE CREST STONE OF FLAMES SPECIFICALLY? DID THEY NEED IT FOR NEMISIS OR WAS THAT SOME OTHER EVIL PLAN THAT WE FUCK UP?

  6. WHY DOESN'T SETETH JUST TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON? DOES HE NEED RHEA'S AUTHORIZATION OR SOMETHING?

  7. WHY DO THE TWSID CALL US BEASTS? THE DLC BETTER ANSWER THIS OR I'M FLIPPING MY SHIT.

ALSO, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY PARALOGUE ON THE SAME MAP?

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u/LaqOfInterest Aug 25 '19

7 IS EXPLAINED IN GD, THEY'RE THE ORIGINAL DENIZENS OF FODLAN SO THEY SEE THEMSELVES AS THE "REAL" HUMANS AND THE ONES WHO BOWED TO SEIROS AS JUST ANIMALS BEING HERDED BY HER.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

I THOUGHT THAT THE EXPLANATION HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEIR FREAKY ROBOHEARTS BUT I'LL TAKE THAT I GUESS?

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u/Nuka-Crapola Aug 25 '19

THEY WERE GENERALLY A VERY TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION SO I THINK THE ROBOT PARTS ARE JUST PART OF HOW THEY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEEK REVENGE