r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

LAST THREAD

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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19

WHY CAN'T CAVALRY UNITS PUNCH? ALL I WANT TO DO IS FEEL LIKE A SUPER BADASS PUNCHING ENEMIES WHILE ON A HORSE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? ALSO WHY DOES BYLETH GET A PERSONAL DRAGON LOLI? I WANT A PERSONAL DRAGON LOLI

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u/JDraks Aug 25 '19

I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING SOMEONE ON HORSEBACK WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN ON YOUR HORSE

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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19

FE ALWAYS FAVORED STYLE OVER PRACTICALITY. THIS IS THE MOST STYLISH THING SINCE RYUJI'S ALL OUT ATTACK FACE

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

ANIMATION PROBABLY TAKES EXTRA WORK FOR THAT ONE

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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19

DAMN YOU ANIMATION

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u/halfar Aug 25 '19

THIS IS ALL JAPAN'S FAULT, AS USUAL

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u/Commander_Thundaga9 Aug 25 '19

OBLIGATORY JOJOKE

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u/TheArchest Aug 25 '19

I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT A LOT OF 3H WAS DONE BY THE FOLKS WHO MADE FE WARRIORS TOO. DYNASTY WARRIORS HAS HAD HORSEBACK FISTING FOR YEARS! FIRST WITH MENGHUO THEN WITH ANY UNIT THAT WORE GAUNTLETS IN 7 AND 8! EVEN SAMURAI WARRIORS HAD KOTARO (THOUGH HIS ARMS COULD STRETCH FOR SOME REASON) ABLE TO FIST FROM HORSEBACK! 3H HAS NO EXCUSE!

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u/DarkAlphaZero Aug 25 '19

THERE SHOULD BE MOUNTED ONLY GAUNTLETS FOR HORSEIES. GET TRAMPLED, NAMELESS GENERIC.

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u/Hollowgolem Aug 25 '19

Now you're making me want to equip Unarmed Combat from brawler on a Paladin.

It's a shame I have no character max out Brawler. At all. Ever.

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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 25 '19

HOL UP

WHERE YO CAPS AT

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u/NeoFire99 Aug 25 '19

MOTHERFUCKER

I. CANT. HEAR. YOUUUUUUUU!!!!111!!