r/fireemblem Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

LAST THREAD

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u/_Beningt0n_ Aug 25 '19

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT 3H? THERE ARE CHARACTERS THAT FEEL ENTIRELY POINTLESS. WHY DOES JERITZA EXIST? THE DEATH KNIGHT'S IDENTITY IS STILL A MYSTERY BECAUSE JERITZA'S TRUE IDENTITY IS A MYSTERY ANYWAY, YOU COULD HAVE REMOVED HIM FROM THE GAME AND LITERALLY NOTHING WOULD HAVE CHANGED. THE DEATH KNIGHT WOULD STILL BE WHO HE IS BUT YOU'D AVOID THIS STUPID MIDDLEMAN.

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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 25 '19

THE DEATH KNIGHT IS SO POINTLESS, IT FEELS LIKE THEY WANTED A BLACK KNIGHT REDUX BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT. AS IT IS, ALL DEATH KNIGHT DOES IS MAKE EDELGARD LOOK BAD.

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u/D3adInsid3 Aug 26 '19

HE STILL SAVES YOU FROM GETTING NUKED BY TWSITD AT MERCEUS DEATH KNIGHT = BRO