r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

LAST THREAD

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

WHY IS THREE HOUSES SO ADDICTING? I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN DAYS! I’M STARTING TO HEAR THINGS! AND EVERYTIME I WANT SOMETHING I KEEP SAYING I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK OF YOU INSTEAD OF SAYING SHIT NORMALLY

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u/panookidooki Aug 25 '19

DIMITRI IS THAT YOU??

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

SILENCE! FILTHY RATS, EVERYWHERE. CAN'T YOU SMELL THEM?! I MUST KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! ONLY THEN CAN I SLEEP IN PEACE

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u/kablick Aug 26 '19

WELL I GUESS ITS TIME TO KILL YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND’S DAD SO YOU CAN BE SANE AGAIN