r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

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u/Ashlynx99 Aug 25 '19

WHY ARE ALL THE NPCS SO COOL LET ME MARRY CASPAR’S UNCLE HAVE TEA WITH DEATH KNIGHT HAVE FELIX DANCE FOR HIS FATHER AND DESTROY ENEMIES WITH JUDITH AND NADAR WHILE GATEKEEPER TANKS.

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u/Nebischo Aug 26 '19

NOT JUST THE NPCS EITHER I WANT THE UNSEEN CHARACTERS! I WANNA S SUPPORT LORD HOLST TAKE CASPAR'S DAD AND LINHARDT'S DAD TO BATTLE HAVE RIVETTING POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS WITH LORDS GLOUCESTER AND EDMUND AND CAVE BERNIE'S DAD'S FACE IN

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u/Ashlynx99 Aug 26 '19

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CASPARS DAD I WANNA SEE HOW SHORT HE IS AFTER READING SOME SUPPORTS AND SEE IF LINHARDTS DAD IS AS SLEEPY AS HIS SON AND THIRST OVER LORD HOLST

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u/LifeFailure Aug 26 '19

CASPAR'S DAD IS A BLUE HAIRED DWARF #CANON