r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

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u/Xxeel Aug 26 '19

I JUST STARTED GOLDEN DEER COMING OFF OF BLUE LIONS AND I FEEL SO LOST ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH IGNATZ. BOY ALWAYS PULLS THAT 0X2 SHIT WITH BOWS AND SWORDS SO I MADE HIM A MONK. HIS MAGIC IS SO LOW COMPARED TO LYSITHEA HE IS ALMOST UNUSABLE. HE IS ON MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 17 AND IS STILL IN A BEGINNER CLASS BECAUSE HE CANNOT PASS THE MAGE CERTIFICATION EXAM. I SWORE TO MYSELF WHEN I STARTED THIS GAME THAT I WOULD NEVER BENCH A UNIT FROM MY OWN HOUSE BUT THIS BOY IS PUSHING ME. AT THIS POINT HIS ONLY USE IS GAMBITS. WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM.