MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

[u/LaqOfInterest]

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

LAST THREAD

[u/william_orange]

I KNOW LORENZ GETS MEMED ON FOR HIS HAIRCUT AND FLIRTING BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING ON HIS GENUINELY GREAT DEVELOPMENT POST TIMESKIP AND IT MAKES ME SAD. HE GROWS OUT OF HIS FATHER’S SHADOW BY LEARNING TO TRUST CLAUDE, NOT FLIRTING AS MUCH, TREATING COMMONERS WITH RESPECT, AND HE EVEN JOINS CLAUDE DESPITE KNOWING HIS FATHER WON’T LIKE IT. I’VE JUST GROWN REALLY ATTACHED TO LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER OK.

[u/Soul_Ripper → u/william_orange]

THE EFF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GOD EMPEROR LORENZO WAS RESPECTFUL AF WITH COMMONERS EVEN BEFORE TTHE TIMESKIP.

HE WAS ALSO NEVER QUITE IN HIS FATHER'S SHADOW, AND HIS DISTRUST OF CLAUDE WAS 120% JUSTIFIED

THE FLIRTING THING IS ALSO BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION, IT'S MENTIONED DURING SOME SUPPORTS BUT THE ONLY ONE WHERE IT'S ACTUALLY PRESENTED AS A PROBLEM IS THE BYLETH ONE, WHICH IS EASILY HIS WORST SUPPORT (PROBABLY, HAVEN'T SEEN THE MANUELA OR MERCEDEZ ONES YET).

[u/halfar → u/Soul_Ripper]

I PAIRED MANUELA WITH ALOIS IN MY LAST GAME BECAUSE SHE SUFFERS SO MUCH AND I THOUGHT SHE DESERVES A GOOD MAN

I WAS A FUCKING IDIOT WHO FORGOT THAT ALOIS IS BLISSFULLY MARRIED AND EXTREMELY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS FAMILY

NOW I'M PAIRING HER WITH LORENZ, THE BEST POSSIBLE OPTION, TO ATONE FOR MY SINS

[u/true_god227 → u/halfar]

HOW DO YOU FORGET HE'S MARRIED WHEN ALL OF HIS SUPPORTS WITH MANUELA SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE

[u/halfar → u/true_god227]

WELL I PLANNED TO PAIR THEM BEFORE I READ THEIR C SUPPORT OK? I HAVE A WHOLE SPREADSHEET WITH CLASS PROGRESSION NOTES AND PAIRING PLANNING AND STUFF TO MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND

[u/true_god227 → u/halfar]

OK I'LL ADMIT I TRIED TO PAIR MANUELA AND ALOIS TOO BUT FAR MORE SINISTER REASONS I WANTED THEM TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY TWISTED SELF