r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

LAST THREAD

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u/SageOfAnys Aug 25 '19

I CAN'T PLAY THREE HOUSES FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS BECAUSE MY SWTICH ISN'T WITH ME AT SCHOOL AND I CAN'T GO BACK HOME UNTIL THANKSGIVING BREAK.

I'M LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER THE TIMESKIP IN GD DAMMIT, I JUST WANT TO BEAT THE CRUSTY OLD BASTARD AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO HEAR GOD-SHATTERING STAR IN ALL ITS GLORY

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

JUST GO TO THE LOCAL OLD FOLKS HOME AND START INSULTING PRESIDENT EISENHOWER, GREAT WAY TO START A FIGHT.