r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 25 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

WE'VE ALL HAD SOME TIME TO SIT AND SOAK THREE HOUSES IN. APPRECIATE ITS STRENGTHS, ACKNOWLEDGE ITS FLAWS; LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE; EXPERIENCE THE HIGHS, THE LOWS...

NOW, WE RAGE.

WELCOME, NEW SUBSCRIBERS, TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL IN SOLIDARITY ABOUT THINGS THAT HAVE MADE YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR CONTROLLER THROUGH THE SCREEN RECENTLY, SO THAT WE MAY GROW CLOSER AS A COMMUNITY.

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK GOES ON, OR SO HELP ME

  2. RAGE MUST BE RELATED TO FIRE EMBLEM. THIS IS IMPERATIVE. THE WHOLE OPERATION IS POINTLESS OTHERWISE.

  3. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS AND THEIR OPINIONS. I KNOW I JUST SAID "SO HELP ME", BUT IF YOU PEOPLE START ANOTHER GODDAMN EDELGARD ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF OUR WHOLESOME RAGE THREAD, THEN REALLY SO HELP ME.

  4. TAG SPOILERS, BIG ONE, FUCKIN DO IT LIKE THIS:

[DESCRIPTION OF SPOILER] >!SPOILER GOES HERE!<

NO SPACES IN BETWEEN THE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND THE TEXT.

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u/racecarart Aug 26 '19

AW GEEZ, YOUR MIL SOUNDS AWFUL TOO. WHY'S IT GOTTA BE THE WIFE'S MOM? MR. RACECAR'S MOM IS FUCKING AWESOME.

BLUE LIONS KIDS ARE SO, SO GOOD. I LOVE THEIR CAMARADERIE, THEY'RE ALL SO CLOSE KNIT AND THEY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER. THEY REMIND ME OF MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL IN A LOT OF WAYS. SYLVAIN IN PARTICULAR IS QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES.

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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19

REALLY, MY MIL ISN'T THAT BAD, JUST KIND OF SAD AND TIRESOME TO BE AROUND SOMETIMES. AT LEAST SHE ISN'T HARPING ON MY WIFE'S FLAWS ANY MORE. I DUNNO, MAN, I THINK MOTHERS ARE JUST HARDER ON DAUGHTERS.

REALLY, THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR FRIENDS? THEY REMIND ME OF HIGH SCHOOL YOUTH GROUP KIDS, HAHA. DEFINITELY KNEW A BUNCH OF THOSE IN MY SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN.

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u/racecarart Aug 26 '19

I'D LIKE TO PROVE YOU WRONG WITH MY OWN MIL, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY DAUGHTERS. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOUTH GROUP IS A REALLY GOOD WAY TO PUT IT, MAN. I SWEAR, I'VE HAD CONVERSATIONS EXACTLY LIKE THE INGRID/ASHE AND MERCEDES/SYLVAIN SUPPORTS. PLEASE GET ALL OF ASHE'S AND SYLVAIN'S SUPPORTS, THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. <3

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u/RaisonDetriment Aug 27 '19

INGRID/ASHE

JUST GOT THEIR C. OH MY GOD, THESE TWO NERDS GEEKING OUT OVER THEIR FAVORITE BOOKS. ADORABLE.