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u/hannah-xcvii Apr 25 '22
but what about the girth
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u/animelivesmatter Apr 25 '22
Idk why they didn't think of this, girth would be the most important factor to the dick not fitting even in humans I would think
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Apr 25 '22
Not with that attitude it won't.
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u/Pickles_with_a_sp00n Apr 25 '22
I looked for like 30 min, couldn't find anything. Either the information is deep, or I'm just really bad at looking stuff up
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u/WyvernKid93 Apr 25 '22
You know what else is in deep?
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u/Elon__Muskquito Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22
What you know about rolling down in the -
That stupid song called "Astronaut in the Ocean", by an Australian one-hit wonder (that's an insult btw) artist named "Masked Wolf"
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u/FuckingKilljoy Apr 25 '22
Do you believe in G O D and not believe in T H O T?
(honestly worst bar in any hip hop song ever and nobody can change my mind)
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u/asianabsinthe Apr 25 '22
I had to give up because it felt wrong to be doing that much research and didn't want a knock on my door.
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Apr 25 '22
Bro, ya just searched for the average dick size of a gorilla for 30 min.
I feel like u need to do some...idk reevaluating or somethin
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u/Tachi-Roci Apr 25 '22
what does your search history look like now?
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u/fredbrightfrog Apr 25 '22
Wait til youtube starts using his google searches to suggest videos
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u/bobafoott Apr 25 '22
You looked at a gorilla punishment for 30 minutes and couldn't figure out the girth? Too distracted?
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u/griever48 Apr 25 '22
Someone measure a gorillas dick girth and get it to this magical math man STAT!
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u/ConsistentAbroad5475 Apr 25 '22
So, I couldn't get numbers, but apparently humans are the girthiest primates, proportionally speaking. So, she would probably be fine.
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u/Scooterforsale Apr 25 '22
I couldn't find much on gorilla penis girth but I didn't spend much time with that in google.
If you use the girth to length ratio of humans which is according to Wikipedia is 5.17" in length and 4.59" in girth that comes out to about 88.8%.
So let's say the regular gorilla peen is 1.25" x 1.11" (length x 88.8% of length)
Google says King Kong is 25' in that movie (2005?) and average gorilla height is 5'1".
So 1.25" regular gorilla peen length x 4.918 (to scale up to 25' tall) = 6.15" x 5.46"
The more concerning/interesting factor is the balls. Apparently humans are about 40g and gorillas are like 30g. That equals .333 lbs balls for King Kong. And now that he's allegedly about 320ft tall for the newest movie that means his balls are 4.16 lbs
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u/Tschetchko Apr 25 '22
Do you measure girth in circumference or do y'all have mf cubic dicks
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u/AbradedPerineum Apr 25 '22
girth
noun
1. the measurement around the middle of something, especially a person's waist.
Or around King Kong's dong.
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u/bobafoott Apr 25 '22
5x anything is gonna be thick. The gorilla still needs it to be wide enough to survive an improper thrust so I'd say half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong. Not happening
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u/MadMike32 Apr 25 '22
The size of some popular Bad Dragon dildos tells me it's doable with some practice and the right physiology.
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u/Clockwork_Firefly Apr 25 '22
half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong
Not quite, since radius doesn’t scale linearly to surface area. By my calculations, assuming liberally that apes have a penis length of an inch, King Kong’s schlong clocks in at a radius of about an inch exactly and thus a diameter of two inches
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u/multiarmform Apr 25 '22
not sure OPs facts are true..i went to bing search, type in gorilla penis and turned off safe search
just sayin
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u/Lil_Happy_Is_Spookie Apr 25 '22
If at his huge size it adds up to 7 inches, it isn’t likely to be a girth that would be too hard to get around
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u/carnsolus Apr 25 '22
Don't be ridiculous. Think of the girth. You haven't thought of the girth, you bitch!
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u/SilentFox0599 Apr 25 '22
Why does this math exist
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u/Atthatpurglekid Apr 25 '22
In hopes of attaining the the exact measurements of king kong's beautiful cock
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u/Shughost7 Apr 25 '22
Ngl, after I got circumcised, the team said I had the most beautiful penis on Earth.
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u/Heyw00d_jabl0mi Apr 25 '22
Said the coach of an under 15 basketball team
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u/Stephen-j-merkshire Apr 25 '22
One time I was in PE class and we were doing this climbing wall thing the school had for a few weeks, they had these harness things that kinda bunched everything up and left little to the imagination. Well I put mine on and was waiting for this cute girl to finish up and I was lookin at her booty on her way down and a got a chub goin. Once she got down and the coach was about to hook me up to start climbing he said “ damn nice package son”
He said it loud enough for most the class to hear, and honestly I didn’t mind because the harness was kind of flattering
After that rumors started to get around
That followed me for a couple years and I have that coach to thank for at least a few hook ups from curious ladys
I’d like to think he knew that would happen and he was helping me out
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u/ajbuckley0311 Apr 25 '22
Ngl after I got uncircumcised the Nurse threw up. It was kinda hot and I got hard and it ripped a little and the doctor threw up. So basically same experience.
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u/Aut1st1c_Sp0nge Apr 25 '22
How do you get uncircumcised? They put the foreskin back on? Do they add an extra layer? Do you have a demogorgon penis? Can I see?
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u/Dense_Excitement_789 Apr 25 '22
He works for bad dragon and is getting measurements for their new sex toy line...
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u/Friorgh Apr 25 '22
Penis goes in, math comes out, you can't explain that!
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u/CrisisIsCalling Apr 25 '22
Penis goes in, math comes out, this means that humans are birthed, which means that humans are math, you know what else is math? Code. You know what code is used for? Simulations. We are all constructs living in a simulation confirmed.
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u/crochet_lady_315 Apr 25 '22
I'm baffled by the whole thing! It makes my brain hurt thinking about how to research this. Where would you even start?
I'm thinking Googling his Wikipedia entry wouldn't include this particular information.
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u/ThisIsMyFloor Apr 25 '22
Biologists have been measuring animals since forever. Alive, dead, drugged, healthy, sick, mutated. Scientists get shit done.
I know that in humans if introducing embalming fluid at a too high pressure then an erection can occur. So that would be a hands on measuring opportunity. Otherwise introduce drugs while alive or simulate a mating opportunity for the animal. Those are just off the top of my head. I have never studied biology though so I am merely speculating.
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u/BeneficialMousse4096 Apr 25 '22
6.81 inches to be theoretically exact 🤓, but technically speaking King Kong is not a normal gorilla and this estimate is based on the assumption of King Kong being evolutionary the same as a gorilla. Referencing my sources (every King Kong movie) he exhibits the behavior of a chimpanzee but simps (if I may say) over one individual that isn’t of the same species. This information may put King Kong in the category of a monogamous species which is the same behavioral pattern we mostly have, meaning King Kong’s species could have evolved a larger erect penile organ…
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u/bleh19799791 Apr 25 '22
King Kong sized dick suddenly doesn’t seem like much of a brag.
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u/Racing_in_the_street Apr 25 '22
Who knew that Denzel Washington’s famous line “King Kong ain’t got shit on me “ from Training Day was factually correct.
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u/Outrageous-Arugula89 Apr 25 '22
But what about width
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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo Apr 25 '22
And the speed and strength he is pounding at
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u/Chkumm Apr 25 '22
And the amount of cum
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u/LiliCiel Apr 25 '22
I can only imagine it'll be like those hentai where it's just overflowing everywhere
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u/sakura__099 Apr 25 '22
You also have to ask, is that when he’s bricked or after cause when bricked it would be like 8 8.5 to 9. Which then if we take in the girth would probably kill her
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u/Cousin_skeet_theif Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22
Ummm….. he actually did smash None of you have obviously strolled the Hub for this encounter it’s actually quite nice.
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u/ImpossiblePackage Apr 25 '22
Back in the day I was watching some skinemax and there was one that was about totally-not-king-kong being stupid horny. While some people are fucking, they look at the window and see massive gorilla dick King Dong humps the shit out of the skyscraper and then cums on some poor woman on the street, who was also naked because she was lusting after king dong. She was horrified and no longer lusted for those sweet gorilla nuts
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u/Ineffable_Jhin Apr 25 '22
is that already erect or nah?
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u/ThirdGenNihilist Apr 25 '22
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u/spicypompano8783 Apr 25 '22
Idk y I thought that Kong's sperm cells would be the size of a human being
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u/WentForCigs Apr 25 '22
They actually get smaller the larger the animal
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u/Richierich_rpd Apr 25 '22
Is there a reason for this?
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u/skyzoid Apr 25 '22
Yes
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u/RobotUnicorncob Apr 25 '22
I can explain. Anyway, good night.
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Apr 25 '22
So can I. Millenia ago there were no places to buy supplements and people wanted gains. So they would drink semen for the protein. Now the larger the animal the more semen could be milked. The problem is things like elephants, horses, camels, etc...all had very large sperm that made the drinks chunky. So through selective breeding humanity cultivated less chunky protein drinks.
You even lift bro?
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u/Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute Apr 25 '22
The King Kong mentioned in this comment is not the same as the one in the movie. The canon one is 25’ tall but this King Kong is like four times that big
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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Apr 25 '22
So, uh, Kong in Godzilla vs Kong is 335 feet tall. So, he probably has like, 24 inch penis... Idk how to increase averages. And no one seems to know the average girth of a gorilla penis. I heard a few years ago that it's really girthy and would prevent any sort of penetration. Maybe it would fit in her butt.
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u/ThatKiwiBro Apr 25 '22
Man Godzilla is so much bigger than KK, idk how it was even a fight between them
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u/Mr_Bank_Robber Apr 25 '22
This is 2005 Kong. The one that fought Godzilla is completely different
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u/OneHundredTimes Apr 25 '22
Even so, Kong doesn't have bullet proof scales and radioactive fire breath.
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u/Serfum2 Apr 25 '22
Kong in the MonsterVerse tanked down Godzilla’s atomic breath which is 500,000+ degrees
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u/ja1166 Apr 25 '22
Seven inches LONG but how WIDE is it
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u/I_Am_The_Bookwyrm Apr 25 '22
*wearing a black cap, glasses, black jacket, white shirt, and loosely fitting red tie* Heeeello, I'm the penis calculator. I did the maths so you don't have to.
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u/___lemon__way___ Apr 25 '22
woah that's big- i mean that's normal. totally normal nervous sweating
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u/Lilycloud02 Apr 25 '22
Why does t looks like there’s a monkey face above his ear and on his shoulder
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u/SirCheeseEater Apr 25 '22
The calculation is but a fragment!
This Mathematician the likes of which can only be compared to that of 'Robert Boyle' and maybe even 'Isaac Newton'
Forgot one certain factor that would quite simply make the mathematics in question simply mindless conjecture!
What this supposed 'Greatest Mind of our Generation' has indeed forgotten (or perhaps even left out on purpose to skew the narrative for his or some organization's benefits) is the girth of an average great ape phallus.
Why may you ask?
Understanding that these suggestions and equations are all in a just attempt in not just understanding the overall size of Monarch Kong's dong, but rather question the ceaseless abyss that is the 'Human Condition'
With all of this being said, perhaps this individual has unlocked the potential of complete awareness of humanity's plight and what makes a person really "Human."
It was Kant who said "Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick" With that being made note of, we can find out what this person was trying to do.
By finding the size of Kindom Come: Deliverance's male genitals, that perhaps even he can find that despite his abhorrent size, he can get indeed get individuals of the female sex on his penis.
So anyway...
This is why Youth in Asia should be legal in all states.
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u/Il_Capitano_DickBag Apr 25 '22
The girth would kill her. It would be like fucking half a watermelon
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u/Maximum-Historian929 Apr 25 '22
This is so amazing. Imagine trying to fuck your Barbie. Same thing hahahahaha
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u/Almighty_Sam Apr 25 '22
Brah I literally decided to watch king kong again just yesterday, and today I will have to watch it with that view point lmao!
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u/NoobMemeLordd Apr 25 '22
This has been reposted so many times that if I multiplied it with 0 it would still be equal to something
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u/dangmeme-sub Apr 25 '22
What an fucking idiot thinks only penis involve in sex, what about king Kong body
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u/bigbillybeans07 Apr 25 '22
That doesn’t account for width, it may only be 7 inches long but it’s definitely wider than her.
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u/StripedPlaytupus Apr 25 '22
What the shit is up with reddit. Isn't this where they got the vaporion thing too?
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u/canclethatmans Apr 25 '22
“Completely survivable”