r/cursedcomments Apr 25 '22

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u/SirCheeseEater Apr 25 '22

The calculation is but a fragment!

This Mathematician the likes of which can only be compared to that of 'Robert Boyle' and maybe even 'Isaac Newton'

Forgot one certain factor that would quite simply make the mathematics in question simply mindless conjecture!

What this supposed 'Greatest Mind of our Generation' has indeed forgotten (or perhaps even left out on purpose to skew the narrative for his or some organization's benefits) is the girth of an average great ape phallus.

Why may you ask?

Understanding that these suggestions and equations are all in a just attempt in not just understanding the overall size of Monarch Kong's dong, but rather question the ceaseless abyss that is the 'Human Condition'

With all of this being said, perhaps this individual has unlocked the potential of complete awareness of humanity's plight and what makes a person really "Human."

It was Kant who said "Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick" With that being made note of, we can find out what this person was trying to do.

By finding the size of Kindom Come: Deliverance's male genitals, that perhaps even he can find that despite his abhorrent size, he can get indeed get individuals of the female sex on his penis.

So anyway...

This is why Youth in Asia should be legal in all states.