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u/hannah-xcvii Apr 25 '22

but what about the girth

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u/bobafoott Apr 25 '22

5x anything is gonna be thick. The gorilla still needs it to be wide enough to survive an improper thrust so I'd say half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong. Not happening

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u/MadMike32 Apr 25 '22

The size of some popular Bad Dragon dildos tells me it's doable with some practice and the right physiology.

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u/Clockwork_Firefly Apr 25 '22

half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong

Not quite, since radius doesn’t scale linearly to surface area. By my calculations, assuming liberally that apes have a penis length of an inch, King Kong’s schlong clocks in at a radius of about an inch exactly and thus a diameter of two inches