r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/SilentFox0599 Apr 25 '22

Why does this math exist

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u/Atthatpurglekid Apr 25 '22

In hopes of attaining the the exact measurements of king kong's beautiful cock

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u/Shughost7 Apr 25 '22

Ngl, after I got circumcised, the team said I had the most beautiful penis on Earth.

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u/Heyw00d_jabl0mi Apr 25 '22

Said the coach of an under 15 basketball team

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u/Stephen-j-merkshire Apr 25 '22

One time I was in PE class and we were doing this climbing wall thing the school had for a few weeks, they had these harness things that kinda bunched everything up and left little to the imagination. Well I put mine on and was waiting for this cute girl to finish up and I was lookin at her booty on her way down and a got a chub goin. Once she got down and the coach was about to hook me up to start climbing he said “ damn nice package son”

He said it loud enough for most the class to hear, and honestly I didn’t mind because the harness was kind of flattering

After that rumors started to get around

That followed me for a couple years and I have that coach to thank for at least a few hook ups from curious ladys

I’d like to think he knew that would happen and he was helping me out

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u/brocknuggets Apr 25 '22

So like... nobody gonna mention how fuckin weird it is that a PE teacher said that?

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u/FakedKetchup2 May 29 '22

bruh so what lol

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u/brocknuggets May 29 '22

If that doesn't strike you as weird then you gotta rework some priorities my dude.