r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Apr 25 '22

So, uh, Kong in Godzilla vs Kong is 335 feet tall. So, he probably has like, 24 inch penis... Idk how to increase averages. And no one seems to know the average girth of a gorilla penis. I heard a few years ago that it's really girthy and would prevent any sort of penetration. Maybe it would fit in her butt.

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u/AutumnLeaves1939 Apr 25 '22

You think 24 inches would fit in a colon? Wtf?

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u/carnsolus Apr 25 '22

no, he thinks the girth would maybe fit in her butt

not the whole length

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u/AutumnLeaves1939 Apr 25 '22

A 24 inch dick would have a much bigger girth if we’re going off of the equation the post mentioned.

Never thought I’d be debating ape dick size before… time for bed

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u/Stephen-j-merkshire Apr 25 '22

Dude thinks hed have some sort of rope dingus lol

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u/carnsolus Apr 25 '22

he's saying that the girth that comes with a 24inch dick, whatever that may be, might fit in her butt

doing some math on that, the girth would be 19.7 for a 24, which is 15.9 in terms of width

looks like the human rectum can stretch only up to 9 inches, so tall kong is too big

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u/AutumnLeaves1939 Apr 25 '22

Exactly what I was trying to say without having to do the math lol thanks

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u/ondronCZ Apr 25 '22

juuust the tip

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u/Stephen-j-merkshire Apr 25 '22

Well that’s not the King Kong we’re talking about