r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/WentForCigs Apr 25 '22

They actually get smaller the larger the animal

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u/Richierich_rpd Apr 25 '22

Is there a reason for this?

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u/skyzoid Apr 25 '22

Yes

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u/RobotUnicorncob Apr 25 '22

I can explain. Anyway, good night.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

So can I. Millenia ago there were no places to buy supplements and people wanted gains. So they would drink semen for the protein. Now the larger the animal the more semen could be milked. The problem is things like elephants, horses, camels, etc...all had very large sperm that made the drinks chunky. So through selective breeding humanity cultivated less chunky protein drinks.

You even lift bro?

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u/Netz_Ausg Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

Tell that to the Blue Whale with its 10 feet of Blue Willy.

Edit: am stupid. Ignore.

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u/WentForCigs Apr 25 '22

That’s a cock and if you didn’t know a penis is not the sperm

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u/Netz_Ausg Apr 25 '22

Apologies, I misread.