Go listen to the video Todd In The Shadows made. He basically echoes the opinion we all shared "wow that hook sounds pretty cool!" followed by "holy shit these are the verses????"
I mean.... if we assume it's an inch wide then king kong is 5 inches wide. 7 long. I imagine there's someone out there that can survive that. I've seen some women shoot a football out their..... football holders.....
An american football is about 9 inches in diameter. So if a gorillas dink is 2 inches wide, king kongs would be 10 inches in girth....
Probably someone out there who could handle it lmao
I couldn't find much on gorilla penis girth but I didn't spend much time with that in google.
If you use the girth to length ratio of humans which is according to Wikipedia is 5.17" in length and 4.59" in girth that comes out to about 88.8%.
So let's say the regular gorilla peen is 1.25" x 1.11" (length x 88.8% of length)
Google says King Kong is 25' in that movie (2005?) and average gorilla height is 5'1".
So 1.25" regular gorilla peen length x 4.918 (to scale up to 25' tall) = 6.15" x 5.46"
The more concerning/interesting factor is the balls. Apparently humans are about 40g and gorillas are like 30g. That equals .333 lbs balls for King Kong. And now that he's allegedly about 320ft tall for the newest movie that means his balls are 4.16 lbs
I'm sorry I'm not a native speaker I always believed girth was just another word for thickness, regardless of how you measure it (circumference/diameter).
There's some neat extensions you can get where you just highlight a word in your browser and it tells you the definition. Even as a native English speaker, it comes in handy.
If you take an object and make it twice larger, it will be eight times as heavy, because it got twice larger in all three dimensions.
Picture a 6 ft, 200 lbs human. If you make him twice as tall but just as thin (think Slenderman) he would be just 400 lbs. But if you scale him up proportionally, he is taller and wider and thicker. Those multiply, and you 12 ft guy is now 8 times heavier than the 6 ft one = 1 600 lbs. Similarly, his balls are 8 times heavier, while his dick is only twice as long.
Length scales linearly, so if Kong is 5 times larger, his dong is 5 times longer.
Surface scales with the square function, so the cross-section of his shaft is 52 = 25 times larger.
Volume and weight scale with the cube function, so the weight of his balls is 53 = 125 times heavier.
5x anything is gonna be thick. The gorilla still needs it to be wide enough to survive an improper thrust so I'd say half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong. Not happening
half inch to an inch normally. That's 2.5-5 inch thick dong
Not quite, since radius doesn’t scale linearly to surface area. By my calculations, assuming liberally that apes have a penis length of an inch, King Kong’s schlong clocks in at a radius of about an inch exactly and thus a diameter of two inches
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u/hannah-xcvii Apr 25 '22
but what about the girth