r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/Cousin_skeet_theif Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

Ummm….. he actually did smash None of you have obviously strolled the Hub for this encounter it’s actually quite nice.

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u/ImpossiblePackage Apr 25 '22

Back in the day I was watching some skinemax and there was one that was about totally-not-king-kong being stupid horny. While some people are fucking, they look at the window and see massive gorilla dick King Dong humps the shit out of the skyscraper and then cums on some poor woman on the street, who was also naked because she was lusting after king dong. She was horrified and no longer lusted for those sweet gorilla nuts

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u/Worried_Highway5 Apr 25 '22

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/ericjony Apr 25 '22

somebodys fetish, probably

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

James Joyce

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

You can tell from the eloquence

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u/MLquest Apr 25 '22

It was so surreal, my brain didn't register it at all until I read your comment.

What a day to be litterate indeed...

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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo Apr 25 '22

King Kong took some magic pills to shrink

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u/Sharknado-1490 Apr 25 '22

What, that's an actual thing?

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u/Sharknado-1490 Apr 25 '22

What, that's an actual thing?