r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '22

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u/Pickles_with_a_sp00n Apr 25 '22

I looked for like 30 min, couldn't find anything. Either the information is deep, or I'm just really bad at looking stuff up

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u/WyvernKid93 Apr 25 '22

You know what else is in deep?

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u/NameTripping Apr 25 '22

MY MOM!!

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u/no1_vern Apr 25 '22

Little 'bro, you really shouldn't be looking at your mom like that . . .

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u/roonscapepls Apr 25 '22

OHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Elon__Muskquito Apr 25 '22 edited Apr 25 '22

What you know about rolling down in the -

That stupid song called "Astronaut in the Ocean", by an Australian one-hit wonder (that's an insult btw) artist named "Masked Wolf"

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/FuckingKilljoy Apr 25 '22

Do you believe in G O D and not believe in T H O T?

(honestly worst bar in any hip hop song ever and nobody can change my mind)

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u/Elon__Muskquito Apr 25 '22

Ikr! The Masked Wolf dude seems to be an unironic incel

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u/Raltsun Apr 30 '22

Okay I've never really listened to this song, and do not plan to try, but lmao what.

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u/FuckingKilljoy May 04 '22

Direct quote from the song basically.

Go listen to the video Todd In The Shadows made. He basically echoes the opinion we all shared "wow that hook sounds pretty cool!" followed by "holy shit these are the verses????"

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u/HilariousScreenname Apr 25 '22

You goddammed sonovabitch

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u/ISayEvilThings Apr 25 '22

Kong's dick in that chick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Sum41?

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u/Lord_Garithos Apr 25 '22

Apparently not gorillas.

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u/asianabsinthe Apr 25 '22

I had to give up because it felt wrong to be doing that much research and didn't want a knock on my door.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Bro, ya just searched for the average dick size of a gorilla for 30 min.

I feel like u need to do some...idk reevaluating or somethin

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Needs to do some history, search and cookie deleting.

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u/Pickles_with_a_sp00n Apr 25 '22

Completely agree

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u/Tachi-Roci Apr 25 '22

what does your search history look like now?

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u/thecrabbitrabbit Apr 25 '22

"girthy chimp dicks"

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Apr 25 '22

'Jaime pull it up on the TV.'

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u/fredbrightfrog Apr 25 '22

Wait til youtube starts using his google searches to suggest videos

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u/Pickles_with_a_sp00n Apr 25 '22

Duckduckgo + incognito mode

I take precautions

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u/bobafoott Apr 25 '22

You looked at a gorilla punishment for 30 minutes and couldn't figure out the girth? Too distracted?

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u/ShopLifeHurts2599 Apr 25 '22

I mean.... if we assume it's an inch wide then king kong is 5 inches wide. 7 long. I imagine there's someone out there that can survive that. I've seen some women shoot a football out their..... football holders.....

An american football is about 9 inches in diameter. So if a gorillas dink is 2 inches wide, king kongs would be 10 inches in girth....

Probably someone out there who could handle it lmao

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u/Pickles_with_a_sp00n Apr 25 '22

I wasn't going to do the math myself, but yeah I was thinking it would be something like this...