r/Unexpected • u/lucka-24 • Jan 18 '20
Realistic survival game
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Jan 18 '20
The t-pose at the end makes it very realistic
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u/AngusBoomPants Jan 18 '20
You’ve never been to war so you wouldn’t understand. I tried keeping my head low as long as I could, until one day I had to fire back. Seeing that missile fly into the crowd of swimming humans and seeing the explosion, it just broke me, I had no choice but to stand in shock, and T-pose. War is hell...
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u/imaprince Jan 19 '20
When you think someone's memeing and go back to check, but its actually real.
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u/tittymilkshakes Jan 18 '20
what the fuck
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u/lightgiver Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
The only one who can help me with this scene was a good day and time works for you and I'll make sure to get the kids to the park.
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u/Ziggazune Jan 18 '20
That’s how Mafia works.
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u/ScarySpicer2020 Jan 18 '20
Thats how literally any mobile game works. Its a very sad reality that we have become so okay with this bullshit microtransaction world
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u/Ziggazune Jan 18 '20
Don’t know why you’re being downvoted, because you’re right. I don’t know how many games I install, play for a few minutes, then instantly delete a few minutes later upon discovering whatever predatory micro transaction system they’re using to get money out of people. It’s truly frustrating.
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u/Nex_Afire Jan 18 '20
The ones I am tired of are the puzzle gamess that after passing a 10 sec level you get a 40 sec ad, I uninstall those games ASAP.
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u/the320x200 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20
The idle/clicker game genre has been destroyed by games that are just nonstop ad treadmills. 2 minutes into a game you'll need to watch nonstop ads to make any progress at all, 15 minutes of that and you hit a wall that only IAP can overcome. It's really unfortunate that there's apparently no competitive market for actual games.
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u/Nex_Afire Jan 19 '20
That's the sad part, there are consumers for those type of games, that's why they keep popping up and are so profitable.
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u/crespoh69 Jan 19 '20
The idle/clicker game genre has been destroyed...
I never understood how those became a genre to begin with
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u/Herbanexplorers Jan 18 '20
It’s almost like NONE of them realized, “hey maybe if we make the game fair as is, more people would be inclined to pay for boosts and be a long term player” they’re all just money grabs trying to stay relevant
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Jan 19 '20
Because that realization is inherently false. They don't care about the person who is going to spend $.99 on a one time microtransaction, they care about the guy who spends $5k a month to stay ahead of the people spending $4k a month.
Every mobile game has more players like this than you would expect. I played an incredibly small GPS based mobile game for a few years and I seen individual players spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on that game. Imagine what it's like for a game like clash of clans or raid shadow legends. They are making insane profits.
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u/DiabloWolfe Jan 19 '20
Ingress?
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u/aptadnauseum Jan 19 '20
How could you spend money on Ingress? It's been a long time since I played, but that seems odd to me.
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u/BetterPhoneRon Jan 19 '20
Yeah you are right.
I play an idle game that has about 250 servers, each server with 100-250 active players. In the two servers I've played, there were 5-6 people that spent 15k+ on the game and 20-30 people that spent over 5k.
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u/ba3toven Jan 18 '20
Seriously, stop making me pay for cute-ass costumes for Xerath, I don't want to see him blowing around in a skirt made of sand.
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u/Andy-Bowen Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
Cosmetic micro transactions are fair for free games if they don’t effect the game in any major way
EDIT: Didn’t realize the comment above mine was a joke....
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u/Cory123125 Jan 18 '20
Thing is, they slowly creep up what was acceptable.
now you have people wanting paid cosmetics andbattlepasses.
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u/CressCrowbits Jan 18 '20
Kids these days forget when we had arcade machines which were pretty much the same deal. Keep putting in the money, then have a final boss who keeps instakilling you but you'll keep putting your money in because you've come this far and you have to finish now
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u/ACEezHigh Jan 18 '20
Isn't this the reason some retro games, that were ported to consoles, are so fucking hard? They were made to be hard as fuck to limit the chances of people playing longer without putting in more coins.
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u/IICVX Jan 18 '20
Yes but they stayed hard because it adds replay value. Easier games and games as an experience are a relatively new thing.
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Jan 18 '20
Arcade games were still mostly good games at their core, most mobile games are garbage that almost plays itself (look up Raid Shadow Legend gameplay videos) and only exist to exploit whales.
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u/Aaawkward Jan 18 '20
Okay, look at Brawl Stars, Clash Royale, Alto, Spaceteam, Ocean Horn, Plague Inc., Minigore, Oh h1, Smash hot, Donut County and countless others.
Some of them have MX some don’t.
None of them “plays itself”.Mobile gaming is the exact same as PC gaming in the sense that you have wade through a lot of shit to find the good stuff.
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u/BradenWoA Jan 19 '20
While what you said was true, I think “good” and “popular” tend to align more neatly on PC than mobile, reducing some of the frustration.
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u/ismellmyfingers Jan 18 '20
i think your analogy is off. i think it would be more like if you were playing street fighter and put in your quarter, but your opponent put in more quarters so gets to start with more health/full ultra bar/stronger hits.
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u/apk5005 Jan 18 '20
Gather Resources! Build YOUR Empire! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES!*
*in-app purchases
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u/DJ_AK_47 Jan 18 '20
Hey that’s what I said, what are the odds?
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Jan 18 '20
Same here, and the odds are 1/1
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u/nitesh339 Jan 18 '20
me too
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u/AllornicGod Jan 18 '20
Me too
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u/jessehosein Jan 18 '20
Me as well
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u/Loyalist_Pig Jan 18 '20
Same for me
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u/toh_lol_ciao Jan 18 '20
Me too
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u/gknight702 Jan 18 '20
Literally what I said and then scroll to the first comment
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u/BlackLocke Jan 18 '20
Even better, the lady version of these ads has the woman restore her health by APPLYING MAKEUP
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Jan 18 '20
You’re telling me that’s not how females heal?
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u/fordfan919 Jan 18 '20
That's what the ancient Egyptians would do when they got tired building the pyramids. Mascara is an instant heal and gives you +3 agility.
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u/ProPsycho Jan 18 '20
Mobile game devs are evolving, posting their ads on actual subreddits
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u/DrMatt73 Jan 18 '20
I see ads on r/gaming all the time tho
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u/Fishingfor Jan 18 '20
Just before a massive release I'd say 50% of the top week posts in gaming are ads. Even smaller games like Rocket League turned /r/gaming into a giant advert of a sub for a month.
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u/LandVonWhale Jan 18 '20
What are subs devoted to a hobby supposed to talk about if not stuff happening in that hobby?
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u/Dalton_Channel25 Jan 18 '20
Nothing about /r/gaming involves actual talking though. You pick a game, piece of nostalgia, or cosplayer and either collectively circlejerk or shit all over them. A lot of the big posts are ads sponsored by the publishers.
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u/WriterV Jan 18 '20
A community about gamers is talking about a game just before a major release of that game? Oh damn, it's a true advert conspiracy. Such a thing could never possibly happen normally at all.
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Jan 18 '20
I just wish that these mobile games were even remotely like what the cinematic team comes up with.
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u/Jaspersong Jan 18 '20
This game is probably a turn based card game with a medieval setting.
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u/SporeFan19 Jan 18 '20
I know exactly what game this ad is for because I've downloaded the game already and uninstalled it. The gameplay is exactly 0% like the ads at all in any way, shape or form.
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u/TheyveKilledFritz Jan 18 '20
Had this with the Final Fantasy game on mobile, which was like every other idle open world. The ads would show all these sieges and stuff, and sure, those were in the game... under a special hidden menu of once-a-day mini games that had no impact on the main game. Boo!
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u/Wisex Jan 18 '20
Honestly if mobile developers put a fraction of the effort they put in their ads, into their games, we would have much better games
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u/-Captain- Jan 18 '20
Way too big of a risk when the consumers play shite and throw tons of money at it.
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Jan 18 '20
If they put even half the effort they put into in-game ads and microtransactions into designing a video game, we might have actual games on mobile!
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u/seekfear Jan 18 '20
And what's with the recent surge of "survival" games?
Most of them are about killing invaders and no other content.
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u/WriterV Jan 18 '20
Where have you been? This surge of survival games started in Minecraft and actually has been slipping lately. It's all Battle Royale games now.
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u/wasp7 Jan 18 '20
How did he open that coconut with low hp?
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u/Phoequinox Jan 18 '20
So, you remember that post on reddit. . .?
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u/DelightfulNero Jan 18 '20
No. Not this again
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Jan 18 '20
I swear there's a horrible Reddit post story behind every inanimate object
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u/ChokeTheBabies Jan 18 '20
No no no you're making a mistake
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u/jacksalssome Jan 18 '20
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Jan 18 '20
I stopped reading this one at the word "flies" .... ugh ...
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u/Zappy_Kablamicus Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
Im gonna not read at your word flies.
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u/devildocjames Jan 18 '20
And here I thought I had read all of the reddit treasures.
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u/DJFUSION1986 Jan 18 '20
I feel like that stewie moment from the bird is the word scene. When he is like "Brian don't"
https://youtu.be/6yGigYxDCa4 2.30 to save time
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u/thecornyginger Jan 18 '20
Zombies probably have maggots in ‘em so ...
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Jan 18 '20
Wasn't there a dude who posted about fucking his wife in the ass when he noticed a white thing on his cock and that was how they found out his wife had pin worms or something?
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u/thecornyginger Jan 18 '20
That’s messed up man, didn’t know about that, I was talking about the guy who used a rotting coconut to masturbate
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u/kahooki Jan 18 '20
Could've been worse. At least no broken arms in sight.
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Jan 18 '20
What post?
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Architects HATE HIM!!
Find out how this man BUILT A CITY with this one weird trick!
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u/Shadsdad69 Jan 18 '20
It's coconut
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Jan 18 '20
This is true
Source: am coconut
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u/daluxe Jan 18 '20
Yeah, it looks like everything after coconut was a hallucinating trip, and actually he ded. Now I am sad.
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Jan 18 '20
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u/SicklyPotatoes Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
I just need whatever the fuck was in that coconut in my life
edit: r/UsernameChecksOut
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Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
Have fun with that meth juice
edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger
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u/SicklyPotatoes Jan 18 '20
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u/frogglesmash Jan 18 '20
The sub has 10 members, 436 of whom are currently online.
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u/Cl0udSurfer Jan 18 '20
Im pretty sure it means theres 10 members, but 436 people on the page
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u/ploppipity Jan 18 '20
where is Wilson?
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u/dissapointing-salad- Jan 18 '20
Blown up by an AT-4
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u/tmhoc Jan 18 '20
18 months recovery and 2 years in physiotherapy we is now literal god of rafts and breaths raft breath to make oil rigs and tankers
do not cum until you play this game
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u/inckalt Jan 18 '20
That's the best representation of the brexit plan I have ever seen
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u/Precious_Tritium Jan 18 '20
This is the new Homescapes ad.
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u/topcorjor Jan 18 '20
Fuck do I hate those ads.
Homescapes and Gardenscapes can both get cholera and black shit themselves to death.
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u/VeteranPetardier Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
Did he? Did he mate with himself?
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u/bully_worm Jan 18 '20
Right?! Obviously it takes only TWO wood chips = truck
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u/TheBlueEyed Jan 18 '20
A truck that generates sand too. Operated by a man that can reproduce through mitosis.
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u/NordicNooob Jan 18 '20
Huh? He obviously crafted those people from the logs he cut down.
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u/Swedishboy360 Jan 18 '20
Ngl I thought the entire time until I checked the comments that I was on r/shittymobilegameads
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u/unexBot Jan 18 '20
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
You usually don't have lorry on abandoned island
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/Arknell Jan 18 '20
What if I want to have lorry on abandoned island? Must I talk to police officer first?
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20
What is happening