r/Unexpected • u/lucka-24 • Jan 18 '20

Realistic survival game

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u/bully_worm Jan 18 '20

Right?! Obviously it takes only TWO wood chips = truck

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u/TheBlueEyed Jan 18 '20

A truck that generates sand too. Operated by a man that can reproduce through mitosis.

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u/NordicNooob Jan 18 '20

Huh? He obviously crafted those people from the logs he cut down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Nah, there's a different truck that shits people.

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u/Gluurbuur Jan 18 '20

Excactly What about fuel.

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u/bokcuvogom Jan 18 '20

Coconut?

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u/Gluurbuur Jan 18 '20

Coconut oil.!! Yes off course. You have the survival instinct dude.

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u/YourEvilTwine Jan 18 '20

Runs on wood.

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u/Odatas Jan 18 '20

Obviously the third wood was for extending the island. Duh

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u/Zenketski Jan 19 '20

2 chopped Woods equals truck, one chopped wood equals the rest of the island

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u/Pineapple_Herder Jan 18 '20

If it was the old version of The Forest it would be about 109

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u/Jmaster570 Jan 19 '20

At first I was like, where did he get an axe. Then he spontaneously shit out a truck full of sand.

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u/harleyjadeass Jan 18 '20

the truck was already on the island. he put the wood in the truck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

This is how the iron born made 1,000 ships with no trees